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Actually, l have a lot on my plate today, John.
Oates, l can hear you wheezing from here.
All right. Well, take care of yourself, OK?
Great tension. Hey, hey, keep your hand off your neighbor's cob!
l called 911, didn't l?
- Say it! - Pussy!
- Listen, Maggie. - Hello?
- l love you. - Oh, thank you.
and then l'll meet you on the connecting flight in St. Louis.
- Oh! - Let go of my son, Jasper.
Big time.
Fine. My mom wants to date that asshole, she can go right ahead.
Really? What did you think?
Nedderman, we need concrete proof.
or you egged the car, or you did something until l just gave up.
when things are a little more...stable?
Yeah, after years of his abuse...
l have been carting around your damn luggage since Denver!
l'm sorry, Mom.
This is definitely me
- l don't do sorry. - What?
No, but l get better suction without the choppers.
So, Jasper. How's that hell cat of yours doing?
What do you mean?
He's still what?
- Oh! Johnny! - What the hell, Woodcock?
And here we go, corn-testants! And may the best--
No talking, Nedderman. 10 laps.
Hey nedderman 10 laps fucker
Now, l'm not saying there's a problem here. l don't judge.
Uh, this is Johnny.
Sweetheart, you just hated anything athletic.
- Yeah. - Good luck.
Get up, Farley.
Jasper said that he thought you seemed upset today.
Wow.
Hey, see if she has a pool!
to have a little taken off the middle, you fat son of a bitch.
We're engaged.
wait a few moments and then rinse.
has been synonymous with the words ''physical education''.
l didn't ask you, did l, Weaver?
Home of the former Mrs. Woodcock.
He's so handsome and he's-- he's sweet and consid--
Russian headlock!
OK, Mommy time's over.
- No, sir. l'm with him. - Sit down, Farley.
but that's only true if the past...
l feel great.
lt--it's not healthy being such a dick all the time.
- lt's a long story but l--l can't. - Knock it off!
Hello?
And, uh, your mother's got a little Woodcock in her.
Oh, shit!
Mm!
My name is Zoe. And last summer, my cat Raisins ran away.
then we're gonna catch him cheating on my mom...
but l've been thinking about meat all day long.
- But l've heard a lot. - Hm.
About this high with his chubby little cheeks.
By itself, a basketball is just a round sack of air.
You're not showering?
lt's never the gun, Farley, it's always the hunter.
Rhetorical question, Beverly!
- Mmm! - l'll take a rain check.
is seriously considering your book for the book club.
The cornival.
lt's not every day you get to shake hands with a celebrity.
and spin him like a top.
What is your game? Whac A Mole?
A lot. l couldn't help it. l was a sex addict.
these children are in need of an education.
- That's enough, Farley. - l'm sorry, Mom.
is you.
- l'm glad you called. - Yeah, me too.
About the ''nailing your mother'' comment there.
What the--
Oh, OK.
Chapter 1 2. Never interfere in other people's lives.
gelatinous, out-of-shape little kids the world over.
So--Yes.
Johnny, don't you have something to say?
Sorry, Mom. l--l needed some alone time.
Ha ha ha. lt was great.
- Bev, l-- - You two are unbelievable.
Quiet on set.
You see, in my class, Farley...
- Woodcock-- - Woodcock--
There it is.
No, l didn't.
- Mmm! - l'll take a rain check.
You couldn't kill me with a shotgun and a head start, Farley.
When l read my next guest's book...
Well, some people find my book helpful.
And against adults, too!
Come on. You were paying attention, weren't you?
- What a great idea. - Yeah.
The gym teacher body slam!
He's marrying her.
Um, h--here's my number.
Actually l do. Uh, he was a teacher of mine, years ago.
- He's cheating on my mom! - Johnny, sit down right now.
sink or swim old man!
What is this?
Woodcock taught me CPR.