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Listen, we could be pals.
Come on, Farley, let's saddle up.
Wow. Jasper grills the best beef in Nebraska.
This is called the fireman's throw.
- Oh, God! Oh, God! - Oh, yeah!
and see some guy messing around under the Christmas tree...
- Yeah, with your own foot. - Right.
Good hands, Nedderman. Take a lap.
- OK, Woodcock. - Looks like we got a challenge.
- Dad-- - Come on, cream puff!
She does know what decade it is, right?
l mean, just, l don't know, the way he--he carries himself.
Oh, yeah, baby! Whoo! Whooo-hoo-hoo!
Tracy Dettweiler?
This is different. Since my dad died, l'm all she's got.
What happened to his eye?
- What? - Just joking.
All right, Mr. Farley. 20 seconds.
Johnny, um...
Unbelievable!
- Are you gonna be a loser? - No, sir.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!
Just drive, Nedderman.
But if you do not know your shit she will gut you like a fish.
Like at dinner, with the check, and uh...
A big-titted, blonde tramp.
Man, look, we can't blame Woodcock for Oates's choices.
or you threw a tantrum...
Be safe.
l think you'll survive.
That's enough. That's enough of that!
l'm telling you, that man knows how to use...
l'm sorry. l guess it must have slipped my mind.
Nedderman! lt's open.
OK, so let's go get some cotton candy and let the boys play.
You're brainwashed, people!
We're gonna break into Woodcock's place.
Should have broke it off years earlier, but--
- l can't do this. - OK, l understand.
Jasper!
Not even one chin-up, Farley?
Run!
You're kidding?
l'm the big winner. l win!
All right. l'm going in.
John.
Come on, Scooter. Get that mask off of me.
You threw a chair at your brother?
- How are you? - Oh!
My mom said he wouldn't drink so much...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! No, no, no! - Sink or swim!
right here in your mommy's house.
Yeah, l'm fine.
Just give it another shot.
And as it turns out, the thing that makes my mom happy...
- Ha ha ha. - But you'll be by yourself.
Oh, l'm sorry. l didn't mean to interrupt.
Sorry is for criminals and screw-ups and l'm neither one.
No, no, no. No. No. Thank you, honey.
l don't know about you...
- Uh, my mom. - Aah.
This is called the head and arm.
you gotta be prepared to eat it yourself.
I WANT MY CHEESY BREAD
so they can rebuild their self-esteem.
BUT SOMEBODY STOLE MY-I--I DIDN'T ASK YOU A QUESTION, WILDSTYLE2K3.
Don't you even think about letting go.
But this time l'm gonna get inside his head...
but God, l just want to stick my face...
- Oh... - Bye-bye.
- What? - Yeah.
What burglar shouts out his own name?
Well--Let's just pretend that never happened.
- l'm getting married. - Again?
with a pencil taped to your head...
lf you are ready, then get set...
Whoo!
Turned my life around.
Jesus Christ!
- l guess it runs in the family. - Here you go, boys.
What?
l know, honey, but you know how l get...
- Hello? - Hey, John.
Ha ha ha!
When you hear about this, you're gonna want to take me...
Mom?
Farley.