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- But somebody stole my-- - l--l didn't ask you a question, Farley.
Keep it going. Look there. Look at them go.
whose lives have been touched by this great man.
Sally Jensen?
Again and again and again.
God, l'm so glad l wrote that book!
Ha ha ha. OK, John, take care. He's helping people.
Well, would you like an espresso, er, cappuccino...?
That's why it's called my past.
- Maggie, please, listen... - Breaking up this phone call.
let's hear from some of the people...
- Thanks. - Yeah. You going somewhere?
Communication.
- This is gonna be fun. - 15 seconds.
Sorry l'm late. Had a long day. Got a little behind.
l'm doing research... for my next book.
- The sex was amazing. - Oh.
- Whoo-hoo! - John Michael Farley!
Jasper, you charmer. Oh!
Ow!
Pick up the pace!
John's a very common name. There could be a burglar named John.
lt's one of my favorites.
Why don't you check out the free coffee and donuts?
- Ready for this? - Yes!
l'm just venting here. ls that OK? ls it OK if a guy vents?
Schwartz, you better fight your way...
Long day.
- we'll see you in the morning. - Great.
Really?
You look very beautiful, Mrs. Farley.
Weren't you watching?
then l don't really have a choice...
Thanks to you blowing off the most powerful woman in America...
Hey, hey, guys, come on. Show a little respect.
- Bitch! - Uh! Uh!
Nice work, Farley.
that thinks that Woodcock's like...
lf l can learn something about Woodcock's past...
gelatinous, out-of-shape little kids the world over.
And, uh, he's marrying my mom.
Right, Clark, give me the minicam. You're on lookout.
- l barely know those guys, Mom. - OK--
Well, you did. Set of ten.
the stuff that l am saving you from.
Everything's going to shit right now, OK?
And you ran away from the baby-sitter...
lt seems to me that someone needs a lesson...
before he's even married?
l wanna start spreading the news.
we've yet to get past the fundamentals of kickball.
- He should be in jail! - Johnny. Johnny.
till you shit yourself.
- Stop it. - l was 7 years old at the time.
For the past 26 years, Jasper Woodcock's name...
Mom.
just angry and bitter and alone.
Yeah, l was under the sink.
so l don't have to explain to their parents...
How To Get Past Your Past.
that...has felt right.
They're giving Johnny the Corn Cob Key.
Sit down, Huckleberry.
You won't be civil even though it hurts and humiliates me.
No.
The Corn Cob Key.
Strength of body and strength of mind.
on the balance beam that time, were you?
THE RENTALS, WILDSTYLE2K3, THAT'S 25 CENTS
Great. We'll have a great night. All of us.
Oh, my Lord.
By letting go, do you mean we should just forget everything?
Woodcock doesn't deserve her.
When did you get here?
No, no, no! Not a tickle machine. No!
Ha ha ha!
Why do you think?
Yeah.
GELATINOUS, OUT-OF-SHAPE SWOGH PLAYERS THE WORLD OVER.
You know?
Oh, they're getting ready to go so we'll just go over here.
...titties and go, ''Brrrrrrr!''
l mean, come on, you guys, give it up for mommas everywhere!
l don't tolerate losers in my gymnasium.
Now he's doing the same thing to my mom...
Check it out. Woodcock's stuffing this dude's mom.
- l thought you wanted to win a panda. - Oh, it's all right.
Well, as long as we're congratulating people...
Oh, right. Thanks for that.
Oh! Now you're cheating!
l'd...love to but l--l can't.
Um, l'm John Farley.
We could be guys that sit and watch foot--
l think that'd be best.
The only reason l'm still standing...
right there, haven't you?
This is not Russia.
The rentals, Farley, that's 25 cents.
l was flying in. l wanted to surprise you.
l named my kid after Woodcock.
but l gotta be in the car with you.
Really? No, l feel great.
but since my reputation's on the line, l called in a favor.
Educator of the Year.
- Mom. - l had a lot of fat kids over the years.
OK, this is the plan.