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It was nice of you to offer.
This is my husband. You don't have a husband.
Good. Great.
Stove. What kind of name is that?
in my wedding. Thank you very much.
What? He asked me last night.
So, how old are you?
separately.
I get it. I want you to know, protect and serve
God, that was crazy of her.
I... I crapped my wedding dress.
Don't repeat that!
And I have been thinking, honey,
You're an asshole. I'm life. Is life bothering you?
It's this kind of high-octane stuff
at the home of Helen Harris lll
Annie! Oh, my God.
...Family lake house. Perfect.
You got to bake.
Whoa!
Tens de lavar esse cabelo Champô DaJoana
And you know how I know?
and we just sat and drank wine and ate peanut brittle.
That's why every girl needs those slutty college years.
Well, hello! I think, before you make those sort of demands,
I thought it was a very sad, hand-written book.
Really?
I would love that.
Do you get where I'm going with that? I do.
Well, that concludes the speeches for the night.
I feel so bad Annie's stuck back in coach.
Butter, milk.
Wow, I've never been to this part of town before.
And it's a great price.
No. I mean, I don't want to make you have to explain
You read my... You read my journal?
You are so cute! You are so sweet.
Thank you. One last thing.
I feel a bit bloated, so...
Whoa! Somebody likes Brazilian food.
Are you kidding?
You’ve got to wash your hair CARLY
Hi.
Helen, it was really nice meeting you, too.
And I’m gonna go down to the river...
All right. Thank you.
I'm going to go upstairs, throw on a couple of finishing touches.
Anyway.
Mom
I'm just thinking of you. Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Okay, I will.
So don't worry, I won't be bothering you ever again.
#forthesash
It was perfect.
Hi! Hi.
I'm gonna find you! I'm coming!
Motherfucking Paris?
Ohh. You're really doing it, aren't you?
Mom! No.
Yes, I should have gotten my fucking taillights fixed.
Why?
This is my husband. You don’t have a husband.
Haha # need ammo
No pee. No! Not on the carpet!
I have been hearing that for a long time.
Yeah, I did slightly over-commit. I'm probably more comfortable with six...
you are so special to me, because...
Sometimes as a parent...
Cool.
That's what's more important.
Help me, I'm house poor.
It wasn't! Yes, it was.
Oh, please. I know how guys do this thing.
Look away!
This way inside
I'm telling you, hitting bottom is a good thing.
Whoa! Damn!
Men, Start your engines
walked in here and rolled your eyes
You’re crazy In the morning
Thank you. Mmm-hmm.
Yeah, I did slightly over-commit to the whole dog thing.
I won't.
What, you guys are gonna ride around on bikes with berets and fucking baguettes
No way in hell. Yeah?
Umm...
- Who is it? - Me!
Yeah. I owe him big time.
but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick.
Meta's taking me to Paris, y'all!
Whatever you Say, Stove.
Yes. Yes. Yeah.
My day.
- Oh! There it is. - Oop.
Those are the balls?
When it’s a long weekend, but you broke And
You want to get back in that restroom and not rest?
The thing is, we decided that it was actually a bit immature
She certainly enjoys playing tennis now.
That's right. Now, plant your feet.
I know it's a lot to ask and to put on your plate.
Honestly, I think it's Vegas.
You call me when yours come in.
I don't want to think about that.
Everyone, remain calm! I'm an Air Marshal.
There is a woman on the wing. I saw her.
then don't even bother coming to my wedding!
Happy New Year!!! Catch you on the flip side...
Well, you'd better try.
Sorry, Rodney. We're on a budget.
You make up the best nicknames.
Yes, I did. Because I love you, Kitten.
Harry never really wants to talk to me, either.
You should probably go. I'm going to miss you so much.
if you hold on for one more day
It's been shitty.
Vegas?
A little hard.
You know, I can get cocaine from my hairdresser.
Arrest people?
Oscar, get back to work.
She's great, isn't she?
I think it's a good idea.
Mom, it's 8:00 in the morning.
Let's get the maid of honor up here.
No.
Oh, my God!
Let's get that fucker.
Really? Mmm-hmm.
When all else fails with spoiled kids..
How many of those did you take?
I think...
There she is. Helen.
All right. Let's do it. Let's do it.
I can't wait to be married for as long as you've been married.
Uh-Oh.
I have six houses.
I just sent my measurements to France, y'all.
We found her!
lay down in my lap, if you want.
let you get away with that, did you?
No.7
You can spread your legs apart.
I have no way of earning money,
This is such a stone-cold pack of weirdos, and I'm so proud.
I don't know, it's just...
'Cause you're your problem, Annie.
I need the toilet!
When gov is over reaching
I got to get back to my seat. Could you just move your leg, please?
You got another best friend
is that you just don't understand that you can hurt people
Under one condition. What? What?
in the basket of the front of your bikes?
You know what? Actually, I'm going to pick it up.
Everybody calm down Go back to your seats
Miss, you cannot be up here.
A Paris!
No, why would I... What do you mean?
We'd like to invite you To no longer live with us anymore
I'll start with this.
Umm. Hi. I'm Annie Walker.
Oh. Hi, I'm Helen.
Since you're not returning any of my calls,
...My tire just feels a little...
Okay, I get it. Thanks.
like I can go out and catch another dude to marry.
We look a bit silly, don't we? Pathetic.
Oh, my God!
Are you sure? It wasn't that gray kind of lamb?
Okay.
Good to see you.
I have to go to the bathroom.
Maybe
No. No. Come on.
We just fucking attack.
My God! Planning your wedding...
I used to get served by this tall, broad guy,
I don't know. She's in your wedding
It's a simple solution!
You know... Yeah, but we have to... We have to fly there, and...
That can't be true.
Haha To the whole AR thing
And plus, you get a lot for your money, too. So that's good.
No, I don't think it did.
Um...
Believe it or not, crisaborole on my legs I can still do this. Right?
Don't you see how irresponsible this is?