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Yes.
I get iPod… He only get iPod mini…
Why California? What's so special about California?
I need a shower Very nice
i’m a ho
May we show our support to our boys in Iraq.
you are black. pause. not!
My hobbies, Ping-Pong,
Oh, okay...
.
- It's gray. - All right, it's blue-gray.
Lol
This Pat, the town rapist
Small Jacuzzi on a fucking small yacht.
It is 3:00 in the morning.
You might want to repack. We're gonna be moving again shortly.
Thank you.
When I first buy my wife she is strong and good in plow
Yes, sir. I'm sorry to inform you, but that's what the telegram says.
You say my name right. Borat.
May U.S. and A. kill every single terrorist.
Pause not
I go to America!
Let's get drunk!
I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
Go! Go and live your life!
I get a castle he gets a castle, I get a lamello He cannot afford great success!
160, 170, 180.
He is not what you would refer to as retard.
Gray, I would call it blue, okay?
Don't worry, I am a TV professional.
David: How you keep your company secure? CEO: With Anti-virus
We have people to interview today.
Go. Go.
My strategest gabe, have a very funny retardation
This is Borhat Sagadiyev.
she has very funny mental retardation
If I ever in town again, Luenell,
And hello!
standing right next to me, his name is Bolak.
One night is $117.13.
They'll kill us. We need to escape.
Why you call police? Have the retard escaped?
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California had better be as good as you say, or we're finished.
Make it without Azamat.
Jack: Very Niiice!!!
Get away! What are you doing?
She make it from milk from her tit.
When the Hawks are in the playoffs
- Okay. - Watch the children.
I get a tiny Jewish person. He cannot afford
yes beryl seagullpoowhitetrayler? are you a soluter of the sect of seagull whites? yes our poo comes out as black in the wash, and we find bryaly targets down at hillarys boat harbour, ark! ark! ark! you've been warned seagully terrorists!
- I apologize... - But can't she come for desserts?
You see aunt josephine... Olaf's after our fortune only blood relatives and spouses can inherit. How were we to know you're in curdled cave? You have no way of calling for help you can't stay here forever. Well I looked twice at the note and saw some grammitical errors.
CHAI FIVE!
WAVE GOODBYE TO YOUR $9000 CLOCK RADIO, ASSHOLE
Uzbekistan. Fuck you, motherfuckers!
to pretend drive car
and we gonna always be a Christian nation until the good Lord returns. Amen.
Mainly, they were shit times.
We're gonna speak in other tongues.
or else my wife would snap off my cock.
This is a Yemenite Jew and he's working on a piece of jewelry.
Bye.
I have arranged all our filming for New York.
I love you.
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♪ Have inferior potassium ♪
Haha
When you come to Kazakhstan,
When Leo has to put things into his japseye
♪ Kazakhstan is the greatest ♪
- I'm Luenell. Hi, hi. - Hello, nice to meet you.
I will take her virgin for the first time.
- you can stay in my house. - Well, thank you so much.
Careful he bite Be careful he bite
You will be my boyfriend?
Eventually, I managed to hike a hitchings with group of young scholars
Was she the owner of this house that you camp in front of?
how dare you!
You get a model V8 engine We cannot afford! Great success!
I had come to make Pamela Andersons my wife.
This my favorite son, Huey Lewis.
- I am going to put this shit on. - Put it on.
He only get iPod Mini.
Wait, I want to say hello. What is the problem?
I not American. I new in town.
Showers and storms north of Yazoo City up towards Kosciusko...
I guarantee you that shit's gonna happen. Don't worry about it.
Naughty, naughty.
I will look in your treasures, Gypsy.
- Have you driven a car before? - Yes, many times.
Excuse me, is it possible to go and do a, you know...
You lied about California!
Thank you, bye-bye.
If this car drive into a group of Gypsy,
- -
I would recommend either a 9 millimeter or a .45.
You guys getting settled in?
It would not be nice to her for me to...
my beautiful.
I like you, do you like me?
You are retard?
- I'm sure it's her. - I go.
We'll call it 85.
- Take care. - Thank you.
or be funny with things that people don't choose.
If you cheat on me, I will come over there