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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Eight hundred one Mississippi.
Trackin' down microbes left by criminals and commies.
What's his name?
Excuses, excuses. Lol!
- There she is. - Yep.
I can't be much of a comfort to you now...
So come on down to Unpainted Arizona...
That sounds like Larry.
It ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded.
The first time I met Ed...
You want to find an outlaw, you call an outlaw.
playing house with a...
We're set to pop here, honey.
But, sir...
When she comes
I'm OK, you're OK. That there's what it is.
And still I dreamed on...
Leonard Smalls. Big fella.
It’s a crazy world! It’s a crazy world!
Boys, I can't.
I dreamt that Gale and Evelle had decided to return to prison.
But like I'm sayin', how'd you get the kid?
What now, little brother?
Then over here you have favoritism.
Keep your goddamn hands off my wife!
That aint no answer.
Shit! I hope we didn't wake it.
Why, as a pup, I myself fetched $30,000 on the black market...
Evelle and I never go anywhere without there's a purpose.
our home.
It was all she thought about.
We got a family. I'm gonna start acting responsibly.
Well, no, unless round is funny.
When Taco Bell gives you a dozen hot sauce packets And only one fire sauce.
They should sell tickets I would buy one
I just wanted to be a mama.
almost as good as this one.
He's in for soliciting sex from a state trooper.
That ain't the point, Hi.
Give me that! That's a $500 camel's hair coat!
It's for your own protection.
Already you're messing it up.
They got more than they can handle.
Just lay down on the floor, young missy.
Where did we leave him?
We got us a family
Got them diapers, them disposable kind.
Nathan Junior would have been accessory to armed robbery.
Ha! Honey, these boys just got out of the joint...
'cause it was years... years away...
Welcome home, son
I got nothing against
Ed. Ed Junior.
like bustin' up...
was in the county lockup in Tempe, Arizona.
Just a little desert flower.
I come from a long line of frontiersmen...
He's out there somewhere. Something leads to him.
well, no unless round is funny
What's that, partner?
Well, Hi, you done served your twenty months...
They'll be back here when we're a nuclear family again.
It's out there somewhere. Something leads to it.
We were doing paramedical work...
Yeah, if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass a- hoppin'.
Excuse me?
If not Arizona, then a land not too far away...
Promise we ain't never gonna leave him, Ribby.
Well, mind his little fontanel.
OK, good.
If you can find lower prices anywhere...
Ray, take that diaper off your head!
I recommend you pay it!
Price...fair price.
Which tot was abducted?
Well, which is it, young feller?
Mornin', Glen.
The Salad Days
I think it's Nathan Junior.
He's An Angel Straight from heaven!
We don't deserve Nathan Junior...
I am sick of your excuses, Miles.
That name is called recidivism.
IYKYK
But I couldn't help thinking...
I don't know...
I'll take those, too.
maybe his advisers are confused.
Okay, then.
I bet they were all beautiful.
As you probably guessed...
We didn't want to hurt him any.
It’s a crazy world, someone oughtta sell tickets Sure, I’d buy one
until the end.
Do you have anything to say to the kidnappers?
was a day he might later regret having missed.
Rattle. OK?
Oh, stop. You're gonna make me bust out cryin'.
What? Are you kidding? We got us a family here!
I would only bring bad trouble on the heads of you and Nathan Junior.
I'm gonna be a better person from here on out.
Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat.
That's a picture of El Dorado.
Around the butt and up over the groin area.
at a store called Unpainted Huffheinz?
They're on the ground like you commanded, Gale.
- You ate what? - We ate sand.
I love her so muuuuch
I don't know.
I think it's a shakedown.
as in to swing.
to the management of the child.
- Shut up! - OK, then.
But at the time...
Howdy, Kurt.