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Even if we did, you'd never front your own racket. You know why, Willie?
- You want cookies? - No.
Are you shittin' me?
- You can't do shit about that, Jack. - No.
Are you off your fucking meds or something?
- Yeah, I'm back. - The guy's Roger Merman.
Marcus, get this kid out of here. He's freaking me out.
Oh, my. What a terrible accident.
Dumbass Jerks Losers Derfs Losers
So I’ll be staying in Phoenix now,
That figures. You want all kind of set-asides.
Number 8.
All the time
This is gonna be cool. This will do fine.
debra smackman had a smack for breakfast. she did she's such a smackzoid.
You think you can make my life any worse you go right ahead Be my guest. Take a fucking Shot.
- What the fuck are you talking about? - This car.
- Management's gonna hear about this. - You think that's a threat?
Uh, well, many accounting questions are not cut-and-dried.
Hey where mike at ????
Or don't. Shit, I don't care. Just leave me out of it.
A couple of days ago, I was in, uh, Women's Big & Tall.
Are you off your meds or SOmthin
Yeah, I get you.
Special pleading. Bitch, bitch, bitch.
Even Though I’m A Dipshit Safety Loser
You
Santa fucking someone in the ass.
There’s nothing wrong okay?
I cheeses I cry
You dipshit motherfucker…
- So, you'll call me, right? - Yeah. I'll call you.
No. It was her sister.
Son of a bitch!
- I know you? - Not yet.
But I never told you what I wanted.
See me Even though I’m a dipshit loser
Hey, Willie. Take a seat. You know how your blood sugar is.
I almost had that job.
You blow this, and we're broke for the whole fucking year.
I just thought maybe you'd want to give me a present 'cause we're friends.
which didn't keep me from enjoying it.
What?
yes beryl bictronicerette? what do you want? i want to do some kamgalowing in kamala.
What do you want?
telling the police how screwed up they are which is not a bad job as jobs go.
See me
- Then how do they sleep? - Oh, shit. Sage Terrace.
Store Greg don't want shit... Store Greg's dead
So maybe the blood doesn't matter so much, I guess.
- Yes. But... - You doing three to six for embezzlement?
49%. - Half.
What?
So it was like this forbidden thing.
Attention, shoppers. The store will be closing in five minutes.
Half.
What is it?
Oval Office, Women's Big & Tall...
Just for you A wooden pickle
Well, not now. Right now it's always day.
She don't know her ass from last Tuesday.
I don't care who gave it to you.
No. I'm an accountant.
Hey, can I get another drink down here?
I beat the shit out of some kids today.
Of course, I can't fire him for that.
it's not for the American people to say.
No regrets
40%.
Have you seen Corey? I’m trying to get a quick statement before the east west showdown
Yea last time I didn't Shit right for a week!
Oh, Granny.
What is this?
Opening to Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas 1997 VHS
I don't need any goddamn lectures out of you.
All right, hold it steady.
48%?
But this is the time we reach deep down and suck it up.
And I heard his voice saying,
don't smack me for cracking my knuckles! that's not a good look. oh well chop your knuckles off! no my hands would be half. oh well then get arthwritis if you end up in hospital don't blame me!
Come here.
- Which turn is it? - Sage Terrace. Where's your sleigh?
Got a name?
I want my fucking burrito man!
Many, many, many fuckin' years of therapy.