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Thank the Fuck Christ
Scuba steve
Man is a sexual being.
I don't think so.
Let me fix you some sandwiches
- Good night. - Okay! Happy holiday!
He's dead, huh?
Well, what's one more day...
Get the ladder and put it over here.
MAN ON TV: A luscious looking six-pound leg of lamb with rosemary.
What's that? Like a diamond?
Thank you for giving that letter to the cops.
What the fuck
I was just trying to help you!
Little Billy barty...
Every year, you're worse. Every year, less reliable.
You gotta thrust
- Wedgie. - Yeah.
You're next.
Hope Not. It'd Be The End Of The Fucking Human Race
- Now, get on out of here. - Okay. Thanks, Santa.
Not a big talker.
Is Granny spry?
No, it's not that. Just come here. I need to talk to you.
You need many years of therapy.
I just mean because you're Santa Claus.
LITTLE BILLY BARTY
Jesus Christ!
- Who? The reindeer? Standing up. - But the noise. How do they sleep?
Go get the next lucky boy or girl, okay?
- With Jesus and his family there or what? - No. The one beside that.
Whatever.
No. Thank the fuck Christ.
Well what’s one point?
Well, it's fucked.
Now, put on your fucking hat and get out there.
45.
I forgot to say, It's gonna sting a little bit. That’s all
Yeah. Some guy asking about you. Looked like a cop.
See? Move the ball. There you go.
For Christ sakes, it's Christmas.
Aidan brophy... Would you please shut up about EVERYTHING
I gotta get one more thing. I'll be right back.
Bitch Bitch Bitch
This ain't no Chinese menu, you jagoff.
Two-year-olds flip me shit better than you.
MAN ON TV: A dozen tasty juicy lamb chops.
Get the fuckin off My beard
49...
Well what’s one point?
calling SK-II to counter 4 please, SK-II thank you.
You Ain’t Gonna Shit Right For A Week
I am not gay
I forgot I asked you to do it, but it's a good thing you did,
"You ain't going to s-h-i-t right for a month."
You ain't gonna shit right for a week.
Good night, Santa.
When I was in the joint with him, he told me that the Kitnerboy Redoubt can't be cracked.
49 percent. Half.
He don't even have an imaginary friend unless he ditched him.
- Gin? - Yeah.
It made me feel good about myself Like I had a purpose
Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night?
The Fuck stick?
Do you?
I'm going back upstairs. I need a melon baller and a loofah.
- Is that what you're saying? - I'm sorry. Your gear? - Willie.
Any merchandise you take, I get to look at and cherry-pick.
You're not really Santa. If you were Santa, you could do magic.
I'm busy
- Fucked, frankly. - He's...
Look, Harrison, it's not about the money or the midget.
God damn it! Are you fucking with me?
Yeah. Big fucking farewell.
Take a look at me. Do I look like Santa Claus?