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Come on. We got to make it wider.
Well, let me tell you something, caveman,
* don't smile down on this neighborhood *
The Dbacks offense every time the pen blows it
HOW MANY HOEZ YOU GOT ME
I tell you what -- I'll fix that roof
Oh, it's "mary lou."
I'm not going back.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
He'd dig a hole to china, man.
Ricky...
So, uh, where's the lake?
You know, like the nursery rhyme.
Okay, one more thing --
[ Exhales ] here.
* you got to go * dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
We don't.
Yeah, man.
Stanley ii: so that was it.
I don't want them to worry. They don't care.
[ Sighs ]
Maybe we'll get some clouds.
Good.
Punishment… Reward
Listen to madame zeroni.
* "if only, if only," the woodpecker sighs *
Worms eat dirt. Really?
(shrieks)
Earl: have a seat over here. "D" tent!
[ Laughter ]
Is just a little shade.
[ Laughter ]
* i'm going over here, sometimes *
Come on, stanley. You can do it.
Millions?
No, thank you.
It's not gonna be easy,
* and dig those holes
The warden and i have decided
* if not, we'll just have to dig some more *
Val Kilmer Donated his Jet helmet
'Cause it must have smelled real bad."
days I've went not thinking bout u since I first saw u
Stay right there.
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, yeah
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
Whoo! Whoo-Hoo-Hoo!
Let's go, hotshots! Step up and get your...
* let's all pitch in do our thing *
You all right?
You grab right there?
I don't think so. I want results.
HOW MANY HOEZ YOU GOT ME:
Oh, man.
You got paper?
Keep going, caveman!
Aah. [ Feet tapping ]
[ Laughs ]
I think we just learned a valuable lesson.
oh for Pete's sakes that can't be samantha already.
That's it.
I want to taste it. Go ahead and taste it. I don't care.
Whoo!
Oh, it's empty.
Whoo-Hoo-Hoo!
poo little bummy yea a big fat poo it was!
You all right?
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
* with broken hands and weathered souls *
Stanley yelnats...
I am ordering an investigation of this facility.
Well, don't worry.
put the seeds and the dirt in the watering can!
Don't say nothing until we talk to our lawyer!
If you cannot afford one, the court...
How many natty’s y’all got? Oregon:
* emancipated from all you know *
I'm a little scratchy today,
[ Laughter ] from the store, or were they still on someone's feet?
One... cross your fingers.
Ugh!
How about some coffee? A little cup of coffee?
And start digging over there in between.
Nobody.
* like all the men, you go downtown *
“You’ll need to know this for biochem two” How many fucks I give about biochem two right now
Both: [ chanting ] we don't smell anything.
He's just a boy!
Hey, yo.
Come on, zero. We're getting out of here.
Smell the shoe
Hey, so that means she watches me every day, huh?
Did you tell him about the lizards?
[ Metal rattles ]
Well excuse me
[ Frogs croaking ]
EAQ question #157
Man, pick a hole, any hole. * feelin' mighty fine
You just won't talk with me, will you?
I can fix that.
You won't die, usually.
* i'm gonna rap that jack, sometimes *
Could a pair of shoes falling from the sky Really be part of my destony
God's own chosen vegetable.
Put this in there, and we'll go.
Stanley iv: all my life,
Man, he says she got cameras and microphones,
Well, it ain’t the Girl Scouts selling cookies.
[ Grunts ]
Get them wheelbarrows out of the truck!
Okay, here's what you do.
My no-Good, dirty-Rotten,
In exchange for three jars of your spiced peaches.
* this is why i keep my eyes down *
Yeah, they did.
Uh-Huh. Alan, a good day to you.
You got that right.
Ohh! Why'd you do that?
[ North mississippi's allstars' "shake 'em on down" plays ]
[ Laughs ] one for us...
Get your water, dog. Get your water. Oh, my god.
When your partner quit cigarettes To use that brick of Ghetto D
Huh?
cowboys losing grandpa! well that's too damn bad!
You come over here, please.
[ Breathes rapidly ]
He was robbed by kissin' kate barlow.
* really put some love in the air *
How many times has Jim Harbaugh beat Ohio State?
He's just been in a bad mood since he quit smokin'.
Three...
I ain't here to be a mechanic!
You were such a good student.
That's our philosophy here at camp green lake.
Go on. Come on over. Come on over.
What is it? What'd you find?
You want to know my secret ingredient?
But when things go wrong,
Get your stuff.
Whoo!
How many World series have the Yankees won this decade?
I believe i just did.
See?
Oh, yeah, she's got these little, tiny microphones and cameras
Good thinkin', yelnats.
Cool, cool, cool!
Uh-Huh.
And sent to real counselors.
She's got 'em in the tent.
Well excuse me
Who do you choose --
What do you got there?
* let's go down
* oh
One for mr. Zeroni.
All life begins with water.
I don't care how much gold there is back there,
Let him go, then. Let him go.
* you got to go
Hey.
You'd have never been born.
That's too damn bad!
[ Laughter ]
* all i fear is that the future is worse *
Uh, well, I never've been to DC before
Where's stanley? I'll tell you.
You have the right to remain silent.
Could i just smell your shoe?
Don't get me heated because i -- Don't insult me!
You'll thank me one day.
How about me and you, uh, having a little picnic?
Come here, boy! Hey, why you runnin'? Hold it right there!
[ Water sloshing ]
It's a deal.
Let me see. You don't look too bad.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ugh! Ugh!
Go, Bitcoin, go!
Come on, follow me. I'll show you.
I liked you better as Mr. Roboto
I can eat that
All right, keep holding the boys in the mess hall.
That's not my name, fool. It's armpit.
May i have your canteen, please?
Let's go! Let's go!
Hector...