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[ Laughter ]
get a tripod!
But my daddy owns the lake.
Excuse me?
Two yellow spider lizards -- All of that.
Yeah.
And, uh, there's a lot in my hole.
Me telling you what I deserve
You get two sets of clothes --
Yeah.
My granddaddy owned the whole lake,
You're doing fine!
Once upon a time,
Going home? Man, you stink, dude.
[ Squeaking ]
Do you know how long i've been waiting for this?
He ain't like zero. He's got family.
Here's what we're gonna do. Okay?
* we won't stop givin' don't look down, man.
"D" tent!
* uh-Huh
* with your back to the wall
Would you please get me hector's file?
I learn from failure.
[ Laughing ]
[ Gun cocks ] i've been waiting for you, trout.
Come right over here, son.
Morengo: back up! You can't keep him from me. Warden: excuse me...
All right, all right.
How many fucks I’m giving 2021
Earl...
[ Spits ]
Oh, f--
Oh! Oh!
The longer it takes you to dig,
When i say to end something, i mean end it.
Stop it!
Bam! [ Laughs ]
Im tired of Troubleshooting
I've made lots of friends." Oh, you're goin' to hell for sure.
And that's how the great-Great grandson
Zero was never here.
[ Sniffling ]
I gotta good feeling. There ya go. I’m feeling some double shower tokens boys.
Okay... [ beeps ]
* okay, you gotta find something never found before *
[ Crickets chirping ]
I needed to get across the lake to my onion field.
Yo, caveman, it must be kind of easy
* i'm gonna be a wheel someday *
It should be no labor to be nice to your neighbor.
Get on up outta there!
[ Sighs ]
First hole's the hardest, right? Let's go!
[ Chuckles ]
LAS PROXIMAS HORAS DE: I’ve been a bad boy!
I'm feeling some double shower tokens, boys. * i won't need nobody
* if i'm knocked down, i'll get up again *
[ Laughs ]
I don't smell anything. Of no stink.
Too damn bad
His world series cleats.
I could send stanley right back to prison if i pressed charges.
It's your truck. Now you're accusing me of doing something!
What?
Hey, what are you doing, dog?
Well, excuse me.
.
What happened?
[ Cheering ]
Yo, i don't know no fool named theodore, all right?
Oh, my god, honey. Can't you just wait till i'm finished eating?
"Your father thinks he's real close to a breakthrough.
Uh-Huh.
After three days, your work clothes will be washed,
Naw.
And your peaches. Thank you.
* as the wolf waits below hungry and lonely *
"The duck swims on the lake."
* the change has come
We're almost there. Come on.
* i'm going over here, sometimes *
I've been linda walker for the last 13 years.
This isn't cool.
No, i'm not pouting.
Zero!
Well, you could have tried harder. Watch your step here.
[ Sighs ]
Good old magnet.
Make it drink the water from the stream while you sing...
Stanley, if you have any questions, just ask theodore.
You okay?
* that's all i do is dig holes, eat, and sleep *
There is no curse on this family.
Stanley, won't you just open it?
* i'm just like you
You know, we're -- We're on god's thumb.
But we loved with --"
Get your sweet, sweet magical ointments!
I'll have the... chicken... tenders. Warden?
* good lord, show me the way
Yeah.
As long and as thick as mary lou's mane.
Well, it ain't the girl scouts selling cookies. just shut up you're not helping.
[ Bird chirping ]
Mr. Livingston.
But the phone lines go down out here sometimes.
His name's not ricky. It's zigzag, a'ight?
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
Keep your head up!
First hole's the hardest.
Here.
Well, this wouldn't have happened if you had released him to me yesterday.
There ain't gonna be no yelnats v!
You're dead. Look, it's the lizards we're working for, man.
Excuse me?
I seemed to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
It's all you'll ever be good for.
Gimme your loot!
F. A. T. What's that spell?
Are you sure?
[ Siren wails ] the shoes are gone! Where are the shoes?"
Dallas Cowgirls
Look at the little fishy!
[ Gun cocks ]
You should have seen me behind the wheel of that mustang convertible.
All right. All right. All right, hold on.
Pa.
* blisters and blood and the sun makes you blind *
You'll do as i say.
What you doin', man? Get your place in line, magnet!
It's a --
[ Gunshot ]
Oh, my god!
You guys want to learn the tough lessons? Here.
You're not learning your lesson, are you?
I can fix that.
There's your water, whoever you are.
By the end of the third day.
'Cause there's nothing goin' on in his stupid little head.
Will dig for the next 100 years,
[ Crunches ]
Watch it!
Let me see that.
* i will survive
Look at that.
[ Gunshot ]
* sometimes you gotta pay your dues *
Hello, miss katherine.
Yeah, man.
How much work are kids doing at school?
How many rings does Atlanta Falcons have?
[ Exhales ]
Sam, this is the finest schoolhouse in all of texas.
* well, i feel just like you
Oh.
Warden: all right, fill in this section here
Word.
Can i just say right off the bat, this is a big mistake.
* as the wolf waits below hungry and lonely *
Whew.
[ Gasps ]
Don't... [ lizards hissing ]
[ Sniffs deeply ]
Yeah.
Your shovel is your measuring stick.
There'll be steaks for dinner tonight.
This taste like Peaches & Apple Sauce with Cinnamon Yeah It's so Good it'll make you say Splooshafruitfuldelicious
I think we got something.
[ Sighs ] mr. Sir: oh, jeez!
"With a love that was more than love --
Uh, well, i never have been to camp before.
Give it to me, you understand?
Been ruminating on asparagus for two weeks.
There is currently a vacancy at camp green lake.
The amount of training Qumila was doing in Soldiers:
Okay, come and get it.
Shovels on the left, tortillas on the right.
It's a hot-Fudge sundae. Just eat it.
1905
Those things'll bite.
Come on now!
Not as good as yours, of course, but i like it." * feelin' mighty fine
And i'll just --
How long have they been down there?
You must have married him for his money. [ Chuckles ]