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[ Thud ]
No, i'm fine.
He was in my math class.
[ Grunts ]
Dr. Pendanski: what about you, jose? What do you like?
You watch it, man.
[ Clattering ]
My name's hector, hector zeroni.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
* the old man's been stealing
What?
So, uh... why don't you, uh,
See that mountain right there?
Glad to have you back, x-Ray.
You know, my great-Grandpa almost died out here.
She kiss him?
* took a lot of turns
W-- I might have, uh, uh, drinken some.
We got the only water for 100 miles --
You think i did this to my own truck?
Welcome to camp green lake.
Hector, wake up!
Wait a minute...
Would have buried her treasure this deep.
No water, no food, for 16 days.
Mr. Sir: gentlemen, there's only one law around here
[ Chuckles ]
Yes, mr. Sir.
When your liberal classmates ask you how many genders there are after M/F
[ Laughs ]
No. No, it's not a shotgun shell.
But that's all over now, thanks to sploosh.
I thought i got sent there
Oh, yeah?
Myra Menke, U Make My Nature Rise!!!!!!
We don't want to miss nothing. * if you were wondering why i don't look at you *
When it's dry.
Well, get in there, and pull it out.
[ Exhales ]
Ain't the worst thing that can happen to you.
* leader, he's a mighty good leader *
Thank you, ma'am.
* he cries to the moon, "if only, if only" *
You are to report it to me or pendanski.
Punishment...reward.
Sploosh.
* all the way, lord
* well, the sun is shinin', but it don't feel good *
5-Foot deep, 5-Foot in diameter.
Okay. Here.
I wouldn't tell the queen bee that.
[ Coughs ]
Enternity....
Yeah, but neither did you.
Hey, how about i give you my cookie
Come back here with a signed court order, what kind of operation is this?
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
What does that look like to you?
tits
Camp green lake was closed
Thank you, guys.
Right this way, ma'am. Thank you.
No, thank you, mr. Walker.
Do you think that's funny?
Stanley iv: somebody help me!
Uh, uh, ziggy was beating up the caveman, right?
Sploosh. I just spray a little on each foot every morning...
Come on, caveman. Come on.
Yeah, it must belong to him.
Hey, hey.
I would like that
oh for Pete's sakes that can't be samantha already who eles do you think it is Greta
It was a 5-Pound sack,
# of fucks given
Chances Rene can hang out on New Years
[ Breathes heavily ]
See this, caveman?
Tell her I want to eat McDonald's Okay
Stanley iv: so, hector was able to hire
Morris menke is a schmuck.
I'll give you a tough-Guy -- [ Engine turns over ]
[ Glass breaking ]
"Than to love and be loved by me.
Eight months!
Or do you just think i'm stupid?
I just have this weird feeling...
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
But by the time i'm finished with you,
Hide it.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.Yes, sir.
Thank you.
And i would not lose one bit of sleep over it.
The amount of motivation I have
What's it worth, honey?
Sam.
They wanted 1,000 bucks for just one puppy.
Mr. Sir: i just don't get it.
I'm depending on you.
* i don't take showers and i don't brush my teeth *
[ Gun cocks ] don't move.
Pendanski wasn't no doctor neither.
Come on, boys.
Come on, hector.
Armpit, put it down! Put it down!
[ Sniffs ]
* sweat in the sun like we're digging a grave *
I told you i was on the brink...
Second hole is harder
If zero digs your hole for you,
Pa...what do you smell?
Today's the day. I can feel it.
Doesn't it?
I can do anything, but i'm telling you,
You're letting the cold out.
Oh, yeah, just like you didn't know
What's up, stupid?
You're a dead man!
Learn how to take a joke.
Try to chill out. Try to chill out.
* what is that you're smelling? Dawg, that's me *
Excuse me
How many starting Kickers does AA Sho’nuff Shockers have on there team
Then you get the whole day off.
Wake up, hector, huh?
I can fix that. Sam, are you gonna try to tell me now
Who's the neanderthal?
So it will grow.
Three. Oh, my god, honey, you've still got it.
Being bit by a rattler
Excuse me? [ Cheering ]
You know what i'm gonna do with this?
Yeah, i'll take some of those. Whoo!
Too bad he didn't know --
I -- I feel really awkward
[ Hip-Hop music plays ]
Get your sweet, sweet onions, folks.
That moment when you realize You definitely have COVID
* don't believe a word they say about me *
That's an "r." Okay? Okay.
We're gonna dig this dirt twice.
Hey, man, i'm sick and tired of you cutting in line.
Too damn bad
What's up, man?
Mm-Mmm.
He's dead either way... if he stays out there or if he comes back.
What?
* get a hump in my back, sometimes *
Go on!
Number of Valentines Days I’ve spent in a relationship
"Z"...
No, jose. What you did was criminal.
But she would try so hard to make a better life for us.
Catch it.
Just keep that punk away from me!
* show me the way
Sometimes.
This where you found it?
He was never here.
How many points did the Giants score in the first half?
[ Spits ]
Huh.
Man, if he's not back by morning, he's dead.
We don't want to miss anything. * while you were high high high *
How many playoff wins does Carson Wentz have?
Oh, (using censored bad word). Oh, (using censored bad word).
* to all my homies working on the 9 to 5 *
What body? Man, zero's buzzard food.
I don't know.
Oh, no. I-I'm fine. I have plenty.
Give me a kiss.
I-I'm teaching him how to read.