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I was at the unemployment office.
You give your number to them, and then they don't call.
I know what he is. I recognized him. You didn't even notice him.
You're not interviewing, not looking at any new people.
i'm leaving. jerry's a nut.
And you want to be my realtor….
...someone she liked better than me. But, you know...
They don’t have phones outta town?
...is that you have to match their level of enthusiasm.
Is he going to try and kiss me?
What do you have to do to become a buff?
But my stinking, putrefied gym clothes...
...off the temple, striking Newman between the third and the fourth rib.
The way I figure it, I've already been there.
I'm not driving him to the Airport
- Okay. - All right. Really good to...
That's what I've been trying to figure out the past five years.
I'm Keith Hernandez
I would love to come up.
- I love that bit about Jimmy Olsen. - Really?
So we're working out...
Yes, and I was hoping, perhaps, to get...
You like seinfeld?I like seinfeld! We'll be best friends...
She's wondering when we'll go see the baby.
Behind the bushes, on the gravelly road.
Nice game pretty boy
Well, there was two outs, bottom of the tenth.
And you want to be my dobo guy
I mean, you can't even talk to people because you can't concentrate.
I need you to go to the unemployment office with me!
So, what did you say?
Move what?
Damn. I was too overanxious. He must have noticed that.
I don't understand. Before you were jealous of me.
Ryan’s a nut.
You gotta see the baby. When are you gonna see the baby?
Wow! Keith Hernandez!
I don't know, 6'3.
Well who do you like? I like Coach.
- No, no, no. I can cancel. - Sure. We'll do something next week.
I have to dribble. If I give it to you, you just shoot. You're a chucker.
He came over to me. I didn't go over to him.
Hello.
You know...
I mean, I hardly know the guy.
I got me an appointment with a hardware store.
Well, I don't know him. I know who he is.
The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses...
He loves t-Bone!