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God, I bet he wishes he didn't do that.
It's not good or bad. It is.
You will lie back, show there is a baby that is both male and mine.
And you have to love me and treat me nice.
Cannot predict now. Don't count on it.
That abstinence-only bullshit? Blow it off.
I can feel him.
And I escaped. Heroically.
Come on.
Hey, hey, hey. You got a boner.
I wanna open a store. Medical marijuana. Doug's helping.
I don't-- No. I don't wanna fight no more with you.
Okay, time to go. Esteban's meeting us at the house.
Fast cars, rodent rape, summers off. Wow, to be you.
It's a perfectly normal reaction to the adrenaline of combat.
He's a killer. Not me. I'm nice.
Hi, Nancy.
...and accidentally locked himself in a freezer chest.
When we came together, we chose.
-Brand new. -Hi.
I know it's soon, but have you thought about dating?
Previously on Weeds:
Plenty of room.
Not in my tub.
He's going to kill you. He's going to kill me.
And you, Celia, are not quiet, not calm.
This thing is happening whether we like it or not.
-...if I'm gonna buy it. Or rent it. -We'll take it.
A hundred and eighty-six thousand...
Yeah, well, you're not the mayor of us. And these shirts are lame.
Partners.
I see. Your boy.
Ignacio.
Is this because you pissed yourself last night?
What's it like fucking a monster?