HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Happened not too long ago,
-(choking) -Like this?
-I don't know. They don't... -So just tell me what happened.
Mom, these past few months...
♪ Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ♪
Have you ever had a boyfriend?
but it's just, I need your guidance.
Leave, please.
only good for hurting or killing, you know?
Look, uh, I'm kind of busy,
or just, like, 99.9%?
-What does that mean? -Honestly...
I'm sorry, okay? I'm really sorry.
(laughing)
Easy does it. We ain't here to hurt you.
Go back to Homelander.
Till it's crisp, but not too crunchy.
"The lights went out on stage"
How do you know Starlight?
♪ Hear them now ♪
Me own fucking sister-in-law.
my mom's getting old.
That-that was a great speech.
for God will judge the sexually immoral."
When the Bible was written, life expectancy was 30 years old.
You're a shining light to them.
You know, I'm surprised you came.
Oh, and the misplaced Asian girl?
-Cold turkey. -Really?
You know, Power Fest, Capes for Christ,
so, um, maybe give me a call,
HOMELANDER: We're here today
(Rachel sighs)
(panting)
Or how do I get to hold the whole world
When'd you do it?
(cheering)
You want me to just suck it up and do this for you?
but there was this British guy,
Because I'm so here for you.
Well?
(car alarm chirps)
(crowd cheering)
I'm sorry to hear that.
-here I am. -(chuckles)
People are scared. They don't trust Washington
but it feels weird to me.
Heroin overdose.
We used your last name.
♪ I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know... ♪
a preschool teacher from Skokie.
Okay.
Um, do you want to come?
I had to. I...
Maybe, maybe not.
Then I baptize you in the name of the Father,
(Homelander sighs)
you're going to hell? I mean...
You watch your fucking mouth.
for us to go public, you have to come clean with me.
I say I answer to a higher law.
What location?
Pull a few strings, you know?
Uh... (exhales)
just call God a C-word?
to get out of the shit that I'm in right now.
You're a filthy pig who likes to eat ass.
-Dead shot, dead shooter. -What's your point?
(chuckles) Not a compliment.
We... were... attacked.
Except for what you said.
I'm saying if there is some geezer up there
-faith." -(cheering, applause)
I really thought that being here would feel like it used to,
And I would very much like to welcome... Homelander,