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This incredible gesture won't soon be forgotten by the people...
We'd appreciate it if you could come to the impound lot--
- Go get the money, please. - You're-- You're money, I'm guns...
Now, hang on a minute.
Lead investigators say all roads lead to Mr, Bascombe,
- Hey, that's my ficus! - My ficus!
You guys are my kind of peeps.
I gotta get to the "toppytip" of the financial summit.
- Hello, Dick. - I can't believe it's really you.
Pleasure talking to you the last couple hours.
... and on this form he inputs his account number...
My car's right there.
I got dressed up. You're not doing me any favors.
- Are you all right? - You might wanna open her blouse...
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- It's a little simpler than that. - Power tools?
Caused by an invasive streptococcus.
...we die of carbon-monoxide poisoning.
...do you consider yourself a modern-day Robin Hood?
Oh, and the vice president is home!
So then my lawyer says to her lawyer:
Oh, no, no, no, Raisinets, Raisinets. I want Raisinets.
What happened to Phil? Necrotising Fasciitis....
But if I should have told you, then I'm really sorry, Mr. Fairbanks.
No, 1 0. You think I could have gotten 20?
I'll see you later, baby. Have a really good time.
D.H. DH.
You know, I haven't seen you in the downtown club for a while, sir.
- And don't panic! - Damn.
Where's my wallet? Where'd my wallet go? This is--
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Bob got VP last month, he's making 1 50 plus bonuses.
Check this out.
I knew her. She always remembered everybody's birthday.
Four hundred million in highly liquid U.S. bearer bonds.
...when I came in. You were all up in my goodies.
...give back some of what we've taken to other people.
And I'm gonna need some more string...
- What happened? - Your check go bouncy-bounce.
You know, before we get into that, I have some wonderful news.
We couldn't hire you! We just wanna take your picture.
I'm married, that's what's wrong with me.
Look at all the executives.
It was good practice.
- And here you go. - Thank you.
Oh, let me guess, a fifth of Scotch!
- -personally funded the defunct corporation's pension fund,
I like the way it makes my butt look.
Step away from the rotors now, boy. They gonna chop your head clean off.
Oh, me too.
No, but I had a slushie and I didn't even pay for it.
Well, if you're gonna do it, be the best.
Okay, we have our results.
- Bastards, - Honey,
Jack, Jack, he's got your back!
You can get our positive spin out there.
- You getting off? - Not this time, Oz.
Phyllis, can l... ? Can I talk to you for a minute?
And I'll kill you all!
What's wrong with me?
- Whipped cream. - Any whipped cream, hon, on yours?
Oh, my God, my car!
- Dick Harper! What a stroke of luck. - Oh, jeez.
I've been terminated, bankrupted, deported and blackmailed...
Besides, you're gonna need a good wheelman.
- Now, go to hell. - Mr. McAllister...
Have you seen DickHarperIsATool. com?
But it's okay, I heard what happened to your husband.
You know what, I think I might just take this day.
- ... after holding up a local branch... - Dick. Dick, that could have been us.