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Could you please attenuate the cacophony out here?
George Lucas wishes he had this sound system.
That is not proper work attire.
Your whole life isn't that damn company.
- Is he cute? - Yes, he is very cute.
Twelve pairs of pantyhose.
- Pancakes. - French toast.
Just hang.
- I have to go in early tomorrow. - Go now.
- I thought you were kidding. - No. Ladies never kid.
You'll have to make do with a non-lighted mirror.
Because in the real world, no one will coddle you.
This is the fourth event you have turned down on our behalf.
Excuse me. Hi. Sorry to interrupt, but I'm next.
But that doesn't mean some listening hasn't happened in some form.
If you find a girl who's good with dating a square in a Volvo...
- Do me a favor? - Anything.
Did you know that you're considered a hot dad?
Why?
- This is really something. - What?
it might be a good idea.
- What do you want? Eggs, toast, combo? - What's the rush?
All right.
Took a while, I kept getting it mixed up with 'nap,' but I figured it out.
I am not going to qualify my time with you.
Cotton tablecloths, folding chairs. It's not supposed to be like this.
I'm going to bed. Want me to turn off the lights?
Hey, Mom.
At this rate, she's gonna get a job and only marry once.
The Black and White Ball is the main fundraising event of the season.
I had to go and inherit my father's nose. I'm Libby.
is to remember to spot.
You needed a map to tell you that?
And I wouldn't mind, either.
You know, it's conservative on the outside, bad on the inside.
- Calling your mom again? - I don't get it.
Well, don't be intimidated.
...late. - Sorry. My fault.
Well, that's a tough one.
Poor girI's named after a Journey song. That's rough.
- Yes. - No!
- What are you doing? - There are many things...
- this Debutante Ball that's being thrown. - Oh, no.
- Tails? Gloves? - Remember Neil Young.
but is something going on between you and Dad?
There you go. And you'll need shoes...
- I'll meet you downstairs. Good luck. - Okay.
- To work? - To work...
- Thanks. - Bye.
Listen up, ladies!
There's Nan. I'm going to have a little talk with her...
I left behind a glass slipper and a business card...
I lose more accounts slowly, but surely.
- Yeah, it is. - You are totally getting married.
I have someone to complain to when life sucks or work sucks...
- It's a pretty cool system. - You're serious?
Show me Neil Young again.
to a larger office and gave you a new title and a better parking space.
Or the cable guy, he looked friendly last week. He may have a tux.