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...hide under a bed.
Yeah. I think maybe, yeah.
-I understand. -No, you don't.
Just that you look sad. You look so sad.
See? I told you we'd find something. Come on.
You were right the first time. You are a bitch.
-I don't know what to tell her. -Sure, you do.
What are you doing here, man?
...and leave him there for the garbage man, how's that?
-Because I know how it's gonna go. -You do?
...and order cheeseburgers, or what it's like to go to a store together and buy...
Sound like the man has already given the girl his car keys...
I've got news for you, pal. Unlike most of those wishbones...
I feel very ambivalent about this. I'm filled with ambivalence.
-Well. -Well.
Well...
...you're a lucky man.
So, what, this is the end? This is goodbye?
...and knows what he's gotta do to get it.
I was just thinking maybe we should knock this whole thing off.
You're right, pal of mine, that is what she wants to hear.
I need to think. I'm a thinker, David.
Are you taking pleasure in it? Are your needs being fulfilled?
...you'd be out that door, climbing in your car, and cruising home.
Alice...
-I don't know why we're fighting. -You know why we're fighting, Ralph.
She'll come through that door any minute now...
I'm not saying this to hurt you, but I just am. I am ambivalent.
-Who would you like to know? -I know that office is gossip central.
-No, you're not. -Yes, I am.
I know you're worried about me, but there's nothing to worry about.
Sounds like, just to make a little whoopee...
Good impression, hell.
I never spend time thinking about where it's going.
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
What do you mean, "maybe that's not what she means"?
...his remote control.
It ain't gonna make me any more nervous than that.
With the stars, Maddie Hayes...
Yes, please.
-Miss Hayes? -Miss DiPesto.
Oh, yeah? What was it about?
He's down the street robbing some other house.
...are all exempted from this promotion.
A couple towels, a razor, toothbrush.
Well, I feel empty inside!
I don't mean that. I mean, we have a relationship.
I think...
...and I'm being what you would call a "bitch."
Sure, you do. Sure, you do, Ralphie. Here, let me show you.
We've been here three years taking care of your woes.
Hang on there, she's not gonna let a man die.
I just know I don't wanna keep doing this.
Oh, some day, Alice, some day.
Yeah.
Anything else?
Get her down here.
And knowing I feel this way, how does that make you feel about this date?
You're sitting over there waiting for me to screw up, aren't you?
We're not talking about that. We're talking about you...
Maddie, come on. I know you're in there.
Well, I guess if you say so
I know how important this is to you and I'm not helping much, am 1?