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What does he want? - I don't know. Let's find out.
Well, it seems to know pretty much where I am most of the time.
When your a snowboarder or Skier over 40
- Shit, it's raining. - I'm too old for this shit too.
And I just thought that maybe that might be relevant.
Honey, are you all right?
Don't we get a hand?
No, I'm not, Riggs.
That general's gonna shit kittens when he sees the money's counterfeit.
They asking me to be a granddaddy?
Don't know.
- Get a priest, minister, anything. - Where?
What? What?
- Fucking asshole! - Bite me! Bite me, okay?
- What's the matter? - Oh. I'm having a baby.
If you don't...
- Sorry, Sergeant Murtaugh. - No, no, no. Sit, please.
Fire in the hole
Coast Guard interdicts about one of these a month.
I'll take care of yours, buddy.
because I am
Son of a bitch!
Very funny. I'm working on an important P.l. case.
You sure Leo can pull this off? - Leo's got a B.S. in B.S.
Mitch from jersey
- What'd you bust him for? - I'm a perp?
Out, out! - Can I get drink or food?
- It's Butters, captain. - Yeah. I'll remember that.
Keep going!
We need your eyes, guys.
SignThemDamnPapers
Hey, congratulations. Look at you.
Just know that we're still around.
This can't be the first time you had tequila, Hong.
- Food and money. - Money.
Heard you were up to your ass in Chinese.
Son of a bitch that got away from me.
How's my hero?
A small delivery problem, Mr. Proody.
Oh. Oh. This just gets better and better! No wonder he sucks up to Rog.
It's my best man, after all.
Los Angeles Police Department!
At close range, like he was executed!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
I once got shot by a hot-redder with a zip gun.
Everybody okay?
That's how many bullets zinged around my neighborhood growing up.
I won't leave you alone till you tell me.
- Throw them over here. - Never liked it.
He doesn't speak English.
Bye-bye, honey. - Yeah.
He took my gun apart with one deft move. How'd he do that?
We're going through it again.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Are you boinking her?
Very funny, Riggs. You're costing me a lot of money.
- I was just trying to reach out. - Reach somewhere else.
All you gotta do is steer!
He was my best friend in the world.
After tonight it be too late.
Take the Four Pops back to China. We don't give a shit.
Okay. Think positive!
Come on, guys. See you.
Yeah.
- That ain't right. - Easy, Biscuits.
A young brother in back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp?
Real serious, rabbi. We're very serious.
- Hello. - Yeah.
- Is gonna shake
No, I'm just trying to understand.
Whatever. I get it. Here comes that touchy kid. I'm not here.
It was an idea!
- Yes, I do. - The same thing.
They fuck you! They fuck you! They fuck you!
- Trish, my wife. - Hello, Trish.
Your baby is havin’ my baby!
We'll have to find out from the other guy. Go!
Doc, can you take a picture of all of us?
I know. I got a little carried away with puppies.
Twenty to 1, I know where the Four Fathers are. Let me make a call.
Riggs!
A coffee stain's not something that'd bother me.
I thought maybe...
It is? You guys are always kidding.
So they're promoting you.
The insurance... Ah, what the hell?
You're not better friends than Froggy, you're just different.
- Thanks a lot. - Oh, okay.
Holy shit!
- So you brought them home. - It took two trips.
What? Hey, hey.
You guys really looked after me a lot more than you had to.
Oh.
He's getting away!
Because I didn't want to put any pressure on you, Riggs.
Don't say a word.
What are you listening to Leo for?
They fuck you! They fuck you! They fuck you!
I'm a policeman who asked for your green card!
- I need him to turn. - All right, all right.
- Oh, brother. - Oh, brother? Get the dentist!
No, no, I just wanted to see if you'd do it.
You too?
Sergeant Riggs, Sergeant Murtaugh. What are you doing here?
I got it, I got it. Okay.
No, I said he was zealous. Full of zeal.
- I'm a P.I. now. Of course I do. - A P what?
Time!
That's about all it's good for, wiping your ass.
Just airing out camping gear.
Riiiiiggggs!
Those guys will kill anyone who gets in their way.
Here's Butters.