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Riggs!
Shit.
Us wanting to know the specials
There's a good one on 168. Maybe later.
You're having a baby, you're living together.
Riggs, I catch that asshole who put my picture up, that's it!
Out of the way!
Buy Four Fathers back at Four Fathers' store.
You ain't no waiter. if you're a waiter, what's today's special?
Out of the way!
Shit.
We got door number one, number two, or number three.
- They were hiding in the lifeboat. - They were?
Because when you call back, which they know you'll do...
- Holy shit. I'll get the car. - I'll be two steps behind you.
Whoa, baby! My baby!
A P.l., a gumshoe! You get in ugly situations. I got guns, everything.
- A dog? - Dog cut you like that?
Rianne's what?
Here he is.
I got it all worked out.
When you have that kid, we'll blow up Mount Saint Helene.
It's Butters.
- You're Jewish? - Not necessarily.
- Oh, Leo. - Hey, Riggs.
Reds jailed them when they took over Hong Kong.
Riggs!
We want the best for our children.
Say it like you believe it.
My boat! My new boat!
Now, where are the Hongs? Open wide and tell me.
Hey, Daddy.
Gangbangers wanna kill each other, no problem.
Run him over.
Shit!
You want to get married?
You know what they're doing??? They f*#k you with the wipes!
- Buying back his forefathers. - That's right.
I got him!
Hey, captain.
Look at this badge, bitch.
Hold on! I got you!
Something to get a rise out of me.
- Riggs, not with him. - The kid's doing a good job.
Try it sometime. Give it a whirl. Not only is it satisfying, it's therapeutic.
We'll send them packing. Cost you and me a goddamn fortune.
- Butters, can you drive us? - Yeah, let's do it.
- What? Say that again. - Renminbi.
I can't breathe!
Smart move, Riggs.
They fuck ya! They fuck ya! They fuck ya!
That's it.
No, you know, you're pushing me. I don't want you to go there.
- This guy's been shot four times! - Well, yeah.
- No, no, no. - Leo.
- You okay, honey? - Yeah.
Cut their balls off. - Captain.
I guess your parents were Native Americans.
Son of a bitch!
Chinese food?
All of a sudden, this big fucking shark comes... Can I say that?
- You look terrific. - Thank you.
Catch you drinking out of his bowl?
This could be an aspect of a transition phase.
You finished the nursery.
The teeth'll look great on a wall.
Captain Murtaugh...
Me first, me first.
The reaction I give when I'm reading award packages
No, it's okay.
I pull him because he doesn't swim good. I gotta save him.
You want your badges? Let me see those sergeant badges. Give me those.
Your work is over here. I think someone else needs you.
It'll be fine. Hey, they've refurbished.
Good, breathe.
Is Lorna here?
Tie it up!
- No, not that! Riggs, don't! - No, no, no!
when my wife finds out.
Lived on the floor, ate on the floor, slept and watched TV on the floor.
There are a lot of shady deals going down with the Chinese military.
No, goddamn it! What the hell are you doing? Aah!
- Dr. Woods? - Yes.
Let's shoot his legs with Novocain...
Get a break from real police work. Play golf, tennis...
I'm sorry.
Now we're importing victims?
Deep. Right down to your toes.
- I'm sorry. - Shit.
Well, I don't think she intended to get that way.
I didn't call you names, fuckface! Don't start!
I don't need needles! I don't need needles! Aah!
You know how long it took me to fill that thing? All day!
You ever hear of Ebony Clark?
We're going east and China's east.
Move back in and Grandpa Rog will be up all night with the baby.
You looking for us, Leo?
And, I don't know, it's like I'm not finished with that yet.
- Better. - Captain.
And nobody's telling Roger about this?
What you got on the freighter homicide?
- Joking. - Bye! Got the baby beeper?
He's got it! He's got it!
- You were coming home last night. - I know, I'm sorry.
Okay, I'm upside. Now what do you do?
Hey.