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Any particular reason?
At least he's nobody's slave now.
- I'll be damned. Thanks, kid. - Ping.
All the damage you've done, they can't get a new one...
- He said okay. - Yes.
I am a police officer. And I am not ready.
- All right? Enough is enough! - Please! Enough.
Come on, I'll buy you a doughnut.
Cool.
- Okay. - Please let him be black!
You sure picked a strange angel, honey.
What happened?
It's just last night I noticed you were more than slightly miffed.
- L.A. Harbor. - What's there?
- Those captain badges, give them back. - What for?
Just because I don't have nifty suits like you. Not many cops do.
- Which one is Hong? - Hong is right in front of you.
And since I met Riggs, I've had my house destroyed...
I'm hungry. I'd love some.
It's what they call a foreign trade zone.
We have to go, baby.
He operates mainly out on North Broadway. Here's the address.
Talk to the hand, okay? Just one second.
Shit.
Nick, Carrie...
- Flied lice? - Flied lice?
Where are you?
Why didn't you say that to begin with, Roger?!
Hey. How's it going, captain?
I'll always have this.
Will it to me, Riggs!
- Hurry up! - I'm coming!
Where are you, Riggs?
It's run by a corrupt Chinese general.
they fuck you, they fuck you they fuck you with the Youtube premium
Heh, heh, heh. Too bad they missed. But still I don't know anything about it.
He left him a message. It's how they know where I live.
In the back of the cabin on the right side, Leo!
- We gotta go. Come on, Rog. - Code 7.
That's it!
I want a complete set of forensics on all three.
- Kid really likes you. - I wish he'd cut that shit out.
because I am!
Okay, okay. Not a word. I'm telling you, nothing.
My arm! I didn't do anything!
Marriage? The M word?
I killed him.
Was he in the killing section?
She needs to hear the words before the baby comes.
I'm the one that gets it in the neck. Can we exercise a little maturity around here?
Rog, can I speak to you?
He might have to back you up one day.
I don't know how to explain it. Is that bullshit?
What's that supposed to mean?
Police!
I'm hungry for Chinese, Rog. How about you?
it was good. You know.
I'd give my right arm for a siren right now.
So, what the hell we do now?
It's the shoulder. it's the shoulder.
All right, all right.
I never lost my Sports Illustrated swimsuit phone.
What's going on? I came home to change my shirt...
This your gun?
- Check out the gun. - Okay, okay.
- You bet I will, Riggs. - Okay.
These guys'll tell you. We got a history together.
Excuse me. Hello? Hello?
Officer in trouble. Oversized trailer.
Flap my arms? Why?
Who's the guy with the white pajamas?
Well, surely you're ashamed of your butt.
- Oh, shit. - Whoa!
We're not too old for this shit.
But I got the message.
Stop!
I don't know what fucking Afghanistan look like.
You didn't do nothing, why you running?
I'm good. I'm better than Roger. His boat sank.
- Now, this is hard for me... - I think maybe I know what it is.
No, I'll draw his fire. You run for cover.
THEY FUCK YOU, THEY FUCK YOU WITH THE POLICY
Billion more where they came from
You'd tell me something like, Doc...
No, no. I want you to have it.
I'm not going. Wait, no, no, no. Wait, wait. Please, Riggs.
In Hong Kong, you’d be dead
We'll take that one. Try locating the Continental.
Officer, I'm just talking with the detectives.
Get this guy to take it. Leo, get in the picture.
What's your uncle do?
I like Lee Butter. Better! I like it better.
- Ping, feel the baby. - He's really dancing.
Son of a bitch gonna be a handful.
LAPD! LAPD!
Yeah. She writes those cheesy sex novels!
You're a funny guy. - This guy's wasting our time.
No, but I can't be. I mean, I'm only...
Yeah, I did.
I'm not too old for this shit... We're not too old for this shit!!!
Maybe they're shaking them down for more money.
Here, asshole. Come on in.
No charge for the ride.
I'm out. I got to find some rounds.
I'm busy. If you have nothing on me, get out.
- Captain Riggs, Captain Murtaugh. - What you got, Putter?
Look at the way you dress.
Why don't you go see your own dentist?
Fine! Just wheel me in.
Hey, Riggs. Why'd you call him my son-in-law?
I was just getting going too. You're lucky, kid.
Bastards left us to burn. I wanna have a chat with them.
Somebody took my number and called Afghanistan. Afghanistan!
You do?
Leo? Yeah.
No. Boat sank? - I had something to do with it.
I told you that kid was good.
How's it going, Burton?
Are you out of your mind? You got a wife, kids. I got less to lose!
with a howitzer or something.
You're gonna be a father! Riggs...
I heard it on the radio. I'm sorry about your house.
Lorna, will you take Martin to be your husband, et cetera?
This is not the military, it's the police force.
I used to kiss the frog too.
- Really? - They fit in the station wagon?
Because he's following us. Don't look too hard.
You'll find someone someday who'll love you.
Will wonders never cease?
This is Rabbi Gelb.
Murtaugh didn't see it, so I push him out of the way.
I am L.A.P.D. and I can arrest you for interfering...
Around their noses
Let the women go.
No. You don't think he likes me, likes me, likes me...