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And you found it?
Yeah, all right. Let's go.
Maybe we should throw him overboard.
- I need to talk to you. - Do you? Ah. What is it this time?
Where is he?
Come on, Riggs, get him.
- We hate not disturbing you. - This is Detective Buckles.
No. It's not finished.
Get it off your chest. You'll feel better. Tell me.
My privates, you stupid shit.
Okay. Promise me, swear to me that you'll never say a word about this ever.
- Bread. - Huh?
The captain said, New people, new department.
because I am!
Keep it up.
- I'll get ice for that shoulder. - Shoulder's okay, Rog.
What's going on?
Hong said his uncle paid already. He got in touch with his uncle.
- These guys'll tell you everything. - Sir, you're double-parked.
I'm sorry to bother you. It's an emergency.
We're not too old for this shit.
He's dead, man. He's fucking dead, man!
He was talking about his ancestors, buying them back.
3-William-56, this is Air 12.
It's BEAUTIFUL
You're getting too old for this shit.
He's a lively one.
I thought I'd at least rate the Rockies.
And it's fried rice, you plick.
I was really heartbroken. Really.
Hurry up!
No, port's left. Starboard's right.
You want to get yourself shot, is that it?
Are you the husband? - Yes.
- It's a food. - Burger!
Riggs, you sure we're on the right street?
Why's he talking about his ancestors?
- What's the big deal? - You're shooting a gun on my boat!
Turns out the boat's registered under a dummy corporation out of Indonesia.
Where are you, Riggs?
It's like this. She wants to get married...
- Be cooperative. - That's a roger.
- A rabbi? - You said anything.
- You got a license? - No.
Get in here!
I was faking it, Rog.
What if you're behind a hill,
while you two guys are still running around.
Looking for a black Mercedes and a black Lincoln Continental.
No time for three. Go. Two!
Mazeltov.
Oh. I messed up. Hang up. Gotta do it again. Da-da-da, four. Da-da-da, five.
- What the hell for? - What for?
like no one did for my ancestors. Okay?
He's head of the family. Speaks pretty good English.
Jesus.
Don't be a Don't-Bee. Be a Do-Bee. Be positive.
After you, captain, I insist! O Captain! My Captain!
Nelson Mandela?
What took me so long? What the hell do you mean?
Thanks!
Good luck, Lorna, Riggs.
Come on. Come on.
Will you marry me?
You wanna get married, don't you?
Call me.
- You got it. - Means people's money.
Where do I find him?
Are you out of your mind? This is illegal. As in, against the law.
It's not finished. Yeah.
Let's go home, man.
No, he's not.
- Benny'll see him. - Yeah.
What's Lorna say about this?
I guess these must be the lucky ones.
A couple of Chinese people.
Benny?
The insurance, remember?
Riggs. - Enter the drag queen.
And I'm freeing slaves, I'm freeing slaves...
- Hey, Riggs. - Get going, Rog. Get out of here!
You're supposed to turn around and do that. We're captains.
Yeah. Okay.
it would turn into a princess since I was a boy.
We'd like to stick around and shoot the breeze, Butler, but you're in charge so...
You know when you go to a drive-through?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
Push him off.
You mother...
He's always kissing my ass, giving me coffee and shit.
Stop where you are! Hold it right there!
What happened to, Bring me your tired, your poor...
- Hey, Butters. - Shit! Shit!
Rice and a little fish to eat. Lousy deal for 35 grand a head.
So shut the **** up OK?
Was this a good idea?
Hong's uncle was an artist. Maybe an engraver.
She's into Chinese cooking.
Hire Leo?
- Get over here! - Shit!
Think you can stay off the streets and out of trouble?
You guys pull a gun, try to kill me.
It was Uncle Benny.
It looks like a full house for Lamaze class.