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- China's west too. - We can't divide.
- Now get out of here. - Thank you, captain.
You are an ugly situation.
Regular asshole. What do we do now?
What's going on?' Why are you lying to me?
The baby's due in days and you guys haven't talked about getting married?
Uncle Benny?
How's it going, Riggs? - Hi.
He's a little sad, talking about his mom and dad.
These machines wreck your plastic, then give you the camera.
- Can't live with that. - I love that name.
Or you go through a tunnel or some shit. And they keep making it smaller.
He didn't get too far. They found him on a rooftop nearby.
- I couldn't stop them. - Hey, fellas.
What happened?
- Maybe. - Maybe?
Coast Guard, this is Code 7, in pursuit of freighter.
We'll hang here. Coast Guard'll be here soon.
Anytime you want. - I might even train for it.
Closer! Closer!
because I am!
- That's awful. - I'm kidding.
You never talked about children?
I'll take you any way I can get you, Riggs.
- Shit. - There's cruise control.
Shit. I'll draw his fire. You run for cover.
Consider this a down payment on a future ass-chewing.
They fuck you, they fuck you with the super boosts
Large family.
People have the right to do whatever makes them happy.
I'll will it not to happen.
Oh, yeah, toast.
And it's Roger.
Okay? Trish gave me some money.
Thanks.
What?
You make a call, they cut you off. What's the point?
Your baby is having my baby.
Sorry.
Riggs, who's the perp?
What the fuck, man? People get killed left, right and center in this town!
I'm not gonna buy a hemorrhoid cushion.
Pull over! See that?!
We're not too old for this shit. We're not too old for...
Wife?
Oh, shit.
- Captain Riggs. - Captain Murtaugh.
- Trish is Ebony Clark. - Trish is Ebony...
Finally, Mao left home to continue his schooling.
I was riding my bike one day...
If Benny's scared of this guy, he's gotta be a Chinese Triad.
- Hang out. - Take long lunches.
Right! Fuck you!
They fuck you with the fake delivery
From Mexico.
- How? You don't have any guns! - Yeah?
Trish gave it to me.
Keep your head down. Let them shoot each other!
Here, boy.
- Currency in mainland China. - People's money?
Awaiting instructions. Over.
Like a son.
Sorry, Rog, about your loss. - Thank you, man.
I kept my nose out of it...
You lucky son of a bitch!
Why are we talking on the phone?
That was good work. You must be a detective.
Well, that shouldn't be too hard to find in this town.
In Hong Kong you'd be dead by now
Don't be alarmed, Uncle Benny. It's only a drill.
You stay away from my girl.
My tooth! Is this a dentist or proctologist?
- How do we know it's the right one? - I don't know.
Not in this department. But stop bothering me!
Congratulations, you're sergeants again. The city's self-insured.
He'd kill them. So?
- Let's run him over. - Glad you see things my way.
- A son? - In law...
Thank you so much.
Keep your hands inside, then.
My legs are staying closed!
Recurring dreams about flying dwarfs?
I need to ask you something. Where's the Hongs?
Hey, Riggs, you all right?
I owe you one, kid.
And our grandchildren.
I can't. There's not enough room. I'm sorry.
I'm all over it. I talked to some illegals. They only knew the shooter by sight.
I fucked you. I fucked you.
We got no hard evidence, but we're pretty sure the big boss is Benny Chan.
- It's not smut, it's Ebony Clark. - Ebony Clark.
Astern! Avast, you landlubbers!
Heh, heh. I got to get to the bank.
Will it to me, Riggs! Riggs!
Actually a whole family.
So don't think you're the only one. Okay?
- That's me. - That's you.
Just give me a second. Let me tell you this, okay?
We're in L.A. Harbor. Over.
Girls, get out of here!