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Hey, hey! You could blind somebody!
Don't leave without us.
- Make sure she's safe. - Yes, sir.
Riggs, why you always making shit complicated?
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
- Thank you, captain. - Thank you, captain.
- Who? - Sergeant Lee Butters.
- Hookers, drugs... - Contraceptives.
Riggs.
- Only in China. - Renminbi.
- Get a minister. - Now?
I HEAR YOU RIGGS! I HEAR YOU!!!
It's your fault. All the chicken shit.
Spent most of my formative years nose-to-nose with the family beagle.
This must be the place.
You want some breakfast?
Its Some Kind of Privacy Clause
Drop it.
What else did Benny say?
- What? - There. Sit down.
Why you call him my son-in-law?
Positive?
I hear you Riggs! I hear you!
my car wrecked and now my boat sunk.
Pant, pant, blow.
You're disgusting!
This is some piece of hardware. You got a permit?
Will him not to turn. Power of positive thinking.
and they're gonna give asylum to the Hongs.
- Break the glass. - I'll get piss on my shoes.
Hi, gang.
Goodbye.
eat shit?
A bit more to the left!
What took you so long?
I got it here. Now, jump on three.
What do you want?
Oh, shark!
- Captain Riggs. - Captain Murtaugh.
Move this there. Now.
Leo, please.
- Not for me. I'll take a rain check.
We heard gunfire! The Coast Guard's on the...
- Wasn't he, Roger? - Yeah, yeah.
We might need backup.
You son of a bitch. God. Will me. Riggs. Riggs.
Oh, I smell bad? What you trying to say?
You know, Lorna, we never ever talked about marriage.
The man's got feelings, you know?
Well, you know I'm kidding.
Take care of my son-in-law here.
and I love her. I won't lie to you. I do.
- Ancestors, forefathers. - What's the difference?
Not a word.
You are now entering an international holding area.
You mean it's a package deal? Here it is, take it or leave it? Ha, ha, ha.
What's that supposed to mean?
But if you don't want to, it's okay.
Hey, Riggs!
Kid'll probably hate dogs.
Permit or no permit, you don't deserve this. You're not safe.
Rog!
- Shit. - A baby.
This is not the way.
Hey, guys.
- Aw, man. He's wasted. - Have some more.
Okay, okay. What's the money for?
What's left?
Hit him, not me.
You'll bring a shitstorm down on you.
All right, then.
Oh! Stop it, Riggs! I can't hear that! Nothing!
All right. I pronounce you man and wife.
Six weeks locked in a hole with one toilet.
Four!
You can say it, but we can't air it.
- Oh, boy. - I'm tired.
Can they even exchange this stuff here?
I'll put it on your account, captain.
Hey, hey, Ng.
Ten to 1, I know where the money is.
I'm not too old for this shit. We're not too old for this shit.
We must be getting warm.
LAPD. I'm commandeering your bike. Shit. Here, $200.
Working for CBP under Biden
We found three bodies full of holes, so now it's a cop problem.
- He don't look tired. - Maybe chewing on Leo will wear him out.
You put the ring on. You make the commitment.
In America...
All right, everybody!
What the hell is that?
People get around boats and water, everything becomes fucking nautical!
He was my best friend in the whole world, the only thing I ever loved.
- We don't know this guy. - Yeah.
We fucked you....we fucked you It's beautiful!
LAPD! LAPD!
It'll distract him more.
This kid's gonna like me, I can tell.
Hard when Triad try to sit on it.
Have some cookies. - What happened?
All right.
If you get Johnnie Cochran I'll kill you!
Throw them both overboard. Boy.
and we'd dearly like to know who's smuggling Chinese these days.
- Okay. Ready? - Ass first! it breaks the fall!
All right, hey. - Hey, this is...
What did you do with the Hongs?
A nut cup.
I had some bad Chinese.
Accept it.