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But, that said, this has to be the winner of this test
Is that a coal lorry?
through a cow's butt hole.
to see how James was getting on.
of which I am very much a part.
a man who isn't sure, and a woman and a woman...
Does that mean he's not coming on, then?
...we began the final two-mile leg of our epic journey.
- Wow! - It is!
"causing explosive-sounding backfiring."
That is absolutely brilliant.
but the fact is that making steel bodies for cars
Really, really deep.
And then there's the steering, which in comfort mode is horrid,
there will be a blinding flash of light,
And it said, and I'm quoting here,
My car was starting to smell really bad.
We can see his little eyes. That's lovely. If someone holds this.
Sadly, though...
- That is a savage wound! - Mine's never done that to me.
But with the cars of the past racking up so many laps,
We then removed its metal body
James, don't be sexist!
Right, if I go right a bit,
I've never felt closer to it.
Now, Trip Advisor is a website for the mealy-mouthed and the bitter.
Now, what we've got here, I think,
- Oh, does it? - You've got a pouch?
- No - He'll last the day, then?
The only trouble is, that looks so good, I do find myself going...
Clearly, James was not going to get his car built that day,
I've had the Chief Constable, he's chewed my arse,
Prince Charles would love this.
Yeah, no, that's fair enough.
- Not a bad night, actually. - It was all right.
this sustainable living we're doing - is our barbecue is made from bricks from James's car,
- Is it? Mate! - Yes, from me and my woodland community.
All of those. Busy.
Well, then what if you're straight?
- Right, come on, then, James. - Here we go.
And the seats aren't bad.
Hang on.
Yeah, by and large, they are still made of steel and plastic,
With Bob The Builder out of the way,
I've got to the bottom of the problem with the BMW.
You don't... You don't wash this car, you water it.
and you won't have any headache pills with you,
and start talking about the car's good points.
Now, get me out of here, please.
What do you mean? - Well, just said it's no good because I've got one.
No, it lives in a... It just has a little pouch.
through which I have weaved English flowers and shrubs.
- Hold on. - What?
Amongst other things.
...a hedgehog makes a noise...
"We've got these lads - well, chavs -
That was annoying.
Jeremy, what's all that smoke up ahead there?
But eventually it was done and we were on our way.
it's somewhere between spiteful and undrive...
- Look at my windscreen. - What is that?
James, can you hear me?
No, seriously. James, could you pop the bumper back on?
the cars from the past started to play dirty.
it will be very effective as a dam.
I've gone for the super absorbent,
But... is it as good as this,
Carmakers will sort out clean,
Well, hang on. You can't leave me behind
That massive ball of smoke in front of us, up front.
and let see if I can unstick it.
- It's a dung heap. - It is a dung heap.
It's still a sports car.
Hedgehogs die.
The engine, for example, has water injection,
Yeah, and, actually, speaking of tracks,
Has anyone lifted this?
Thank you so much. Thank you.
- Right, can we finally go? - Yes, you can.
- Have you become a hippie? - No, but I can feel it starting inside me.
- What? - We live in London.
That's perfect. Thank you so much, James. If you'd like to step out.