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This is the car in question.
Transgender traffic lights.
Yes.
Tremendous
and replaced it with whatever we thought was the best solution
We're gonna have to put him out of his misery.
That's a terrible thing to learn!
It's just a bit of door.
that you're sort of forced into the seat?
Which, if you're watching America, is in London, which is in Britain.
the grip is just astonishing.
Right, James, if you'd like to start reversing,
We've done ten seconds, and James...
Oh, hell. I think it looks like
James, even given the limitations of the material you've used,
Look. Listen, this is why I drive a Golf GTI, OK?
Come on! It's a lot better than what you two have done, which is nothing.
Maybe you're right, it is.
Yeah, you ran wide!
So I thought I'd take it to our track to see what it was like.
Well, annoyingly, the pork that I bought
I actually think it looks rather stylish,
Here he comes now, look, on the screen...
and it turns out that's not true.
There are some issues associated with environmentalism,
See you there.
Straight away, I can tell you the engine...
It's like holding onto something from the Ron Jeremy range.
It's got a very grey face.
No, it just came with the car!
Where am I going?
My reversing bat is working well.
That's out of order, mate. You can't. Have that!
Shush what?
and I was the first to arrive,
The problem is, though, I can't think of any racing car
I can smell...
Driving a BMW.
Back at the start point,
Right, here he comes now,
You just hang it on the hook.
where all three of us have had a car crash.
it doesn't really respond very well to delicacy, either.
See you next week. Goodbye!
And on that terrible disappointment, I'm afraid it's time to end.
That roof is...
So, that's a no, then.
- Certainly. - Okey-doke.
Go get it. Quickly, quickly. Run, run, run.
Do Hedgehogs Have Paws?
Can you see either of us now?
Right, come on. We've just got two miles to go. - Yes.
all under the 911 banner.
- Well, you don't know. - No, I do know it's not gonna be you.
Oh! Oh, no!
- To fire up the kiln. - What?
What? I don't like this! I like it. I like it.
And it's got the biggest testes I've ever seen!
It is exactly the same as making something out of Lego.
three old-fashioned steel cars."
No!
and I certainly don't like the people who drive them.
that story he told me once when we were on holiday.
Fuckin true
and then you fire those in a kiln.
Especially for the tracker?
- Open the boot. - Inside the seat.
Look. You think, "Oh, James's car's falling apart."
Is this a car? What is it?
Ofcom, they won't like it.
tightest 911 of them all...
Who was that?
which sounds cool.
Hello! I'm in the car. Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jimmy Carr!
and enormous tyres.
As you may have noticed, the audience there applauding the tragic death...
A whiff of oversteer, and across the line!
There are some other issues as well.
Since Richard is the team bumpkin,
But I've got a tracker. It doesn't bother me in the slightest.