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I don't know.
and I promised both of them that they were going to be salespeople.
and you gotta crack some skulls, Chiklis style. MICHAEL: Mmm-hmm.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Are you kidding me?
(SHRILLY) "Honey!
here are the new rules ok EARTH TONES ONLY
Do not ask me where I got the invisible ink.
KEVIN: At least once a year,
Yeah, The Commish.
I don't appreciate you telling me what to do,
I gave Ryan the sales job.
Mr. Bart!
between me and the sales staff
Against who? You.
Tell him Dwight Schrute wants to talk to him.
with Creed, playing chess, at work.
I think she'd be a really good salesperson.
(PEOPLE CLAPPING)
If you do this, I'm going to do that.
Everybody is going to get to know each other in the hot tub.
Do I rent Devil Wears Prada again
MICHAEL: It's going to work very smoothly
She can be a little shrill
ALL: That's right.
No, no! This goes for all of you.
You are not reacting at all as I had hoped.
It’s Michael Scott
This is awkward to talk about, but there may or may not be,
So since you guys already ate,
(BANGING)
We'll see.
here are the new rules,
...you're not going to find this anywhere else.
(LAUGHING)
I feel like I'm describing a dream I had.
98 others...
'cause I wanted to have sex with this girl Kathy.
Liquidation Channel! 4 months old!
It's riding up a little high.
(DWIGHT GRUNTING) Who let this boy on the phone?
Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.