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I saw all the hurt I'll be causing the people I love.
- And? - And
- What? You OK? What's up? - Yeah. Yes. The baby has hiccups.
- Baby, baby, baby. - She's in labour?
I'm going to make you a big, fat smoothie.
- I took two before the meeting. - Then you should be fine now.
Yeah, I know he's in Singapore, and it's a holiday weekend...
- No. - Yes, you are. I can see it on your face.
What the hell are you wearing?
- Maybe Meg. - (Both laughing)
I totally get that. It's just my feeling is don't be dumber than fuck.
Eating more then one cake slice, causes green poop!
- (Laughs) - Can I talk to you for a second?
Hey, Mal, you gonna eat?
You know, on... On an angle.
That's almost five years ago.
Not happening.
(Mobile ringing)
- Oh! - You have a new niece.
You get him on the phone right now and I'll take care of it.
Uh, I think he's sacked out upstairs somewhere.
Is that why you were breathing into a paper bag at breakfast?
Definitely, but Frankie's birthday is October 12th...
(Laughing) One more time.
Of course, it was crueller not to leave.
You've never taken me seriously as a mother.
I mean, we were such adults in there.
I'm making Mallory a honey-Manuka shake.
Can you imagine if we told them and your daughter and Mitch walked in?
Because of carrots?
- Hmm. - But I had just started at the job,
TThe trouble with your socialist birthday cake is it’s very rich. TThe trouble with your socialist birthday cake is it’s very rich.
Listen, Frankie. This is not a good time, OK?
- What? - Oh, my God!
Thanks a lot sis!!!
Mitch, stop. I'm not in labour. It's just Braxton Hicks.
Aw. Don't worry. I got you something, too.
- Who was also a singer in the '60s. - (Gasping) I need more air.
I don't know why though, because I feel fuckin' great!
Oh, no! I was going to make it for her.
(Scoffs) What if I'd been talking on the phone about squirt tops
No. This one I met at a stop light.