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What are you doing?
mother, father. got any art supplies
So what? Take her there.
This way, your holiness.
- What's going on, man? - Shit.
What about our relationship?
i'm going to the Venice biennale
And the Malibu and everything.
Now wait a minute, wait a minute, kid, you got the wrong idea.
He's nothing but a big baby.
Legs sticking up in the air.
- The tea? - Uh-huh.
institutional critique is always intense
'is because he wants your money.
You damned right it is.
Look at you. You pick it up.
Kevin, stop doing performance art
You ever gotten a yearning to scratch your butt on Denzel Washington's shoe?
Motherfucker, I'll kick your fucking ass. Come on!
You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now?
♪ I didn't get fucked and I didn't get kissed
You see, this is our favourite car.
Enchanté.
- Drive a Cadillac, sleep in a tent. - (Bud) Shut up, Plettschner.
Most cars you rip are worth two or three hundred dollars.
- Who's this? - Oh, this is Mr Otto, Gary.
- Packin' something. - Huh.
He's been telling me that he isn't going to take the car this time,
Excuse me?
I called bullshit on that.
See, that motherfucker only thinks I don't know what's going on, Lite.
Pick it up!
You dummy!
They're winos, they don't have any money.
You said you had something to tell me.
- What's it look like, Ace? - Up against the wall.
♪ Shaking my hand at your fake head
that lays on top of everything.
no abstract expressionists either
I've seen guns. Guns too, they don't mean shit,
'Please be quiet in the stairwells.
Help! Help! No! Help!
Hey!
Otto...
But you know something...
Hey, come on in.
Take South America, for example.
- Look out! - What?
Come on, Duke, you putty butt. Kill him.
Hey, what the fuck are you doing with our car?
- Why don't you let me drive? - What do you mean?
'now the only reason Reverend Larry comes on your television set
All right, all right, all right!
but you don't know how to curate
You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people. Leaves the buildings standing. It’s so small it fits in a suitcase. No one knows it’s there until BLAMMO!
leaving your car in a bad area no thanks
You're going to be all right, man.
You find one in every art vault.
Dad?
♪ Oh, dum de...
out of the blue, no explanation.
It's better not to look.
There's fucking room to move as an assistant curator, man.
Have you read this book?
Why so tense, guy?
Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda triangles.
Ow!
They're performance artists, just like us
Mother, father. Got any art?
It looks like sausage.
no, I ain't no art advisor
My car's gone and we're going to get to the bottom of this.
Be right back.
they're going to think you're packing something.
You're still on the job, white boy. Get in the car.
let's settle these motherfuckers' hash for good.
'and sell that car and send me your money.