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We'll be landing on the moon in three minutes.
If you don't tell us where your partner is,
Yes.
No, but it looks like you just did.
Mmm-hmm.
I called you five times last night. Now, where were you?
What?
Pits!
Mary, what's going on?
Madame.
The name drips from one's lips.
Christopher, damn!
If we don't get some bread and get back to Miami soon,
Yes. Yes.
I like them nice, too.
Mary, honey, there you are. I thought you'd never show up.
Hoodlums like us.
Smile, Katy, you're naked.
You needed somebody like me to bring it out of you.
She wants some of Tricky Dean's pork sausage.
Father, be a dear and call Emile
Me and the boys trolling folks with under the cherry moon gags
Tricky, wait for me!
No.
It's my turn now. Oh, man!
You're jive, and you got laid.
but I happen to go out with people my own age. Special people.
- What's the matter? Afraid to die? - Yes.
Throw me onto the street, hmm?
All right? 200 francs.
Tsk, tsk, what a pity. Sometimes life can be so shitty.
- You will be home for dinner, won't you? - Unfortunately, not tonight.
$3 million. Got it in her divorce settlement.
You just said the wrong thing, Tricky.
I hurt real bad.
Your mother and I would like to see you.
And, honey, it ain't gonna be me.
Seriously. I've been thinking that if you really love someone
it would go deeper than the flesh, but be happier than sex.
Never! He dogged me, lied to me, he...
I like that. Not bad.
Man, forget it. This girl ain't got no home training.
He can destroy you. You have no idea.
What it is?
Christopher, I don't know you anymore.
- You did it to Mary's mom. - Fuck it!
"He said what, Officer? My brother?
Why don't you try searching in your wallet for some money?
If I tell you, will you tell me something about the women you go out with?
- Punk! - Brat.
They must have gone off in a motorboat.
How do you like being the landlord of your very own apartment complex?
- Un, un, un. - Okay.
Did you order a pizza, ma'am?
Mmm. For $50 million I would seriously consider it.
"Chastity belt? Oh, you're sadly mistaken, sir.
You said for $50 million, you'd seriously consider it.
You want?
Marry a stupid girl, you have stupid kids. You don't believe me?
Because it's a full moon. I'm a werewolf, bitch.
She ain't afraid of Tricky.