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Who needs money when you've got youth?
And your hair's greasy. Do you use cooking oil?
"Mother, dear, I'd like you to meet me new husband."
- Ah, so you do have normal clothing. - I hate these clothes.
Yeah? Well, I got news for you.
You ain't funky at all. You're just a little old prude.
I want to take you on a trip to the moon.
Not now!
I think it was my zipper.
Oh, she'll be down in a second, hopefully.
Just a lil rich PARTY POOP
What did you expect me to do? Go in a room full of lights on?
Jesus Christ. Shut up? I'm calling your daddy this instant.
You dogged me, Chris!
Oh.
Dear God...
He's probably too busy bribing another government official.
- Tricky, no. - Oh, thank you. Bye-bye.
It's forgiven.
I think it's a vast improvement.
Christopher ain't going to fall into that trap.
- Shall we follow the animals? - Yes.
She's my friend. She told me all about you.
What more do you want?
Yes, Christopher lived for all women, but he died for one.
What time we pick Mary up?
- Who's paying? - It's free.
Who's not stupid. Man, I hate stupid girls.
I guess you don't like
Thanks for the present. Awfully sweet of you.
Tricky, today is a wonderful day.
Fine.
Stay away from Mary for good.
Fascist.
I bet you'd like to do a lot more than read it, buddy.
Oh. That's lovely, Jonathan.
What on Earth is that? Some new language?
I said, let him go!
No.
- I just want my own life. - You don't know what you want.
That's the car.
You're just a lil rich PARTY POOP
"It's an embroidered girdle originally worn by Venus,
"Oh, oh." Then you get loud.
He's not a boy, he's a man.
Yes.
I'd want to be the water in your bath
Mary Sharon. I wonder what tune she'd dance to.
Now read it aloud so we can all hear how knowledgeable you are.
Tricky, wait!
You've painted a picture of a perfect world
Yeah, we're gonna...
You've never taken the boat out by yourself before.
Tomorrow night at 8:00.
- What? - It's for you.
Midnight.
Mmm, I like her, but I'm looking for a bigger brand of macaroni.
Children, please.
Come here, look.
This music is a little weak. Do you mind?
- You know, Tricky, one day I'm going to... - Chris.
Hold them off. I'm going to get Mary.
- I bet you she don't even like you. - I know she likes me.
Got me out here in the middle of the night watching a window.