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into the fucking stratosphere!
Let me know if they ask about me if they ask about me
Pick a name! Pick a name!
What do you think? We're, we're...
CHANTALLE: Welcome. (GIGGLING)
I can't...
Pick up the phone and start dialing
As Jill Would Say "I don't have 2 nickles to rub together"
That's horrible. You're not gonna...
with three days of razor-stubble,
павпвап вапвап
(LAUGHS)
Jesus Christ, I Think You Have A Fucking Drug Problem.
JORDAN: Because they're too smart,
They just don't.
What the fuck, Jordan?
is if the crime being pursued
Nzuzo Phewa
It's like the smell...
We're jumping into bed every two minutes?
So I recruited some of my hometown boys.
Enter our new securities attorney, Manny Riskin.
50% commission?
Yes!
no matter where you came from,
- Me, too. - Come here, buddy.
Fuck them!
The fuck does that even mean?
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(ALL MURMURING)
You're not fucking taking my Goddamn fucking kids!
He comes in all fucking loopy and fucked up, I swear to God
After five minutes, you'll forget you even have it on.
Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up,
I think it's Odd.
The rabbit motherfucker, the rabbit
(CHUCKLING) Wait...
We’re not fucking leaving
No! Jordan, stop it!
- I see it around a lot. - Oh, yeah, where?
a friend's, camarade...
Went to school for environmental science, something like that.
Okay?
we'll turn his company into a penny stock! You hear me?
when I hear "have a devops team" it's all a fugazi, you know what a fugazi is?
sent two lawyers down to review our files.
When you’re 15 beers deep at the 19ths hole and the wife calls “I’m at the kOnTry club”
split your differential and tip the fuck over.
sounding like a kind of twisted Robin Hood
- A year? In the ballpark? - Oh.
You know, Jordan, I'll tell you something.
Hustler and Popular Mechanics.
Still, give them to me young, hungry and stupid
It's beautiful!
And by the way, John, our analysts indicate
We meet someplace that I fucking say.
You know what? If you're happy, God bless you, buddy.
Wake up you piece of shit
Mmm-hmm.
Jordan.
No matter who you are,
I can't understand you!
I fucking hate you Sam
Boom shocka locka!
Jordan, he's not breathing. You gotta do something.
I'm 22 years old, newly married,
thought jujitsu was in Israel.
Sides? $26,000 worth of sides?
However, apes tend to use their feet as hands.
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
Sell me this spoon
GET THE LUBE
You know, a lot of those guys died but they never sued anybody.
Listen to me! Leave the fucking house, Jordan,
MAN: You've reached Frank's Best Auto Body.
You wait.
Look, Jordan, I can't discuss an ongoing investigation.
fondle him and shit like that.
Yeah, I know your country. You're gonna beat me.
And it's the Jews every fucking time
you end up with your tits in a ringer.
I’m not eatin
JORDAN: What's his problem?
- Do we want to get like a... - Mace. Taser guns.
I changed all these people's lives
No.
513-377-4755
Rosé all day! ROSÉ ALL DAY!!!
Dean planning the next midcity job
I've bitten off more than I can chew, you know.
Now 'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime.
Tell your sister I was asking about her
pride ourselves on being the best.
How about that, faggot? Who's a faggot?
MAN: Can we do 8,000 shares?
You don't know me, I don't know you.
You hate 2 million?
Stop call Hello
Screw you
You have an awesome place here
He wants to cash in, liquidate,
Oh, no.
We got plans up here that are gonna take this school
- Yeah, he was very upset. - Really?
We have a problem, okay.
So I presume you're Italian?
sa mi gag pula hello.. I m here
Maybe I hadn't made it home okay.
Ah!
I made $49 million,
(ROARING)
Do not worry about it. I have the SEC under control.
You know who Brooke is. Come on.
You gotta stop doing that in public places.
and secure the deck.
Like his phosphorescent white teeth.
Good to see you.
Move the money from the clients pocket Into your pocket
and eviscerate your enemies.
but I'm looking at your chin.
No, you don't hate 2 million, Donnie.
Alright get off my boat
Yeah.
- Well, yeah. - Okay.
If we don't consider him a human,
Lets fuck
When you are new to the ER
Oh, fuck!
Venice, baby, where are you?
El Capitan
?
You don't fuck with them like that.
(LAUGHS)
I just thought you might remember that.
Naomi and I got along. I mean, we...
Okay.
Pull up. Pull up! We're gonna crash, for Christ sake!
Oh, hey.
Yeah, my wife. Yeah.
Oh, good for you.
What's wrong with you?
Now the key to making money in a situation like this
It's sales. You work your way up,
hello
I don't even know who Venice is.
give information about my friends.
Yeah, right. Stupid.
You know how it is.
They're up and comers. That's what that means.
Then I get another brilliant Idea. 0 Hour to expiration options
And if it doesn't work for you,
and nobody can recall anything
Okay, Mr. Jordan.
- right now! Open the door! - Put your seat belt on.
You just made love to me.
Sweetheart, what's going on?
Uh, plumbers. Um...
And once you have it all
and if you don't wanna get too personal,
(ALL LAUGHING)
me, then I take relative estimation to serious
- It doesn't work that way. - I love her to death.
You think I would let my kids near you?
and I got a feeling you're gonna need it.
until they fucking choke on it!
PIck up the keyboard and start coding
When my friends ask how’s crypto
They get launched at the target. They stick.
HALF OF ITALY DEAD...
HAVE LIKE THIS
It had nothing to fucking do with me.
It's our markup for our services.
Okay.
Cause I ain't sleeping!!
Then I was a licensed broker at last,
I'll quit my job and work for you
and get them so horny they'd be fucking each other.
You’re able to do drugs during the day And then still function, still do your job?
Done!
MC: So listen. I've met some bad motherfuckers in my life.
And there was no way I was gonna make that flight sober.
JEAN JACQUES: Yes. Yes.
bexio!
a a
It's the Forbes article. They all want to work for you now.
Jordan Belfort's setup worked for me
Trust me, do not answer the phone.
(Screams)
I appreciate the call.
He says it's urgent.
The Jet Skis just went overboard!
Boom-shaka-laka!
- My fucking wife! - Chill! Chill, bro.
or our money arriving safely in Switzerland.
JORDAN: The Quaalude,
Yeah, well. It's supposed to fade away.
Where's my kiss?
Go to Trailhead and keep studying!
Joe The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
And I'm not gonna let someone...
- Mr. Belfort! - Give me one minute.
(ALL LAUGHING) Steve Madden.
We gotta get to London.
I don't know where your money...
I really have to give this some thought
You never gotten one hour printing? She’s never gotten one hour printing
spotting the hottest shoe trends.
I'm a sex addict, too.
Hey, Jordan, we're gonna need to talk.
My killers!
He ever get back to you about that, um...
If You want my name is kaylee. and there's big trouble coming you're going to shut the fuck up and quit hating on the lizzie McGuire DVD.
right after I work out, then once right after lunch.
You wanna fuck me?
Integrity.
You know,
Fucking bitch! Piece of shit fucking whore!
Fuck, yeah!
I heard some stupid shit. I don't know.
No s**t. That's interesting.
Oh, come on, baby.
Whatever the fuck that means.
a million belonged to me, held in phony accounts by my ratholes.
It's just, you know... It bothers me.
And don't pick up your fucking head until 1:00.
Switzerland? What the fuck is in Switzerland?
(GLASS SHATTERS) We own the companies...
We don't start dialing at 9:30
SSO! SSO!
He's got his hand on my dick again.
- You gotta stay relaxed. - Yeah.
- real soon. - I'm sure.
Trump: Move the money from the country's pocket into your pocket
- Okay? - Okay.
Get the fried pickles!
Fuck you, you fucking bitch!
Okay. No, no. This could be explained.
Understand, understand, understand
Test Test
POV : vos invités ne veulent pas quitter le cocktail pour passer à table !
Hi, Dwayne. We spoke on the phone.
JORDAN: Hmm.
We don't know what's going on here.
No! No!
Counterfeit pills!
saali randi whore fucking bitch
You should be.
Okay, babe, stop!
I got a low blood sugar, thyroid thing.
Hi, how are you?
through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki,
That's not the Kimmie that I met.
When ppl ask me if I get tired of it always being hot in So. Florida!
Let's do 5... $5,000.
(SOBBING)
Jordan! Jordan!
We gave him the right guidance.
And I lived in a place where everything was for sale.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Celebrating Chris' Release from Jail
So take a good look, Daddy.
Absolutely not.
Just the same way.
FAST FAM CELEBRATING CHRIS'S RELEASE FROM INTERNET JAIL
- I have two little kids. Ugly wife. - Right.
yeah go fuck your cousin
or a U.S. Justice Department investigation, for example?
You make a lot of money?
Requesting availability on above-average wingers
That that day is finally here.
Jordan Belfort.
MAN: You're not getting a fucking promotion!
Venice!
Maaaaaaaagots!
Well, I'm sorry to hear that, buddy.
It fucking makes me angry.
Monaco, right.
What are you, nuts or something?
We don't Create Shit
So fuck you!
ROBIN LEACH: (OVER TV) For millionaires whose ships...
Can you say that again?
Earning shit money as I geared up to take my Series 7.
And when she came to me and asked me for a job,
Who told you that? It's bullshit
The funeral!
Oh hey Is it Wednesday already?
And in the case of the telephone,
It's a shame, you know.
ALL: (CHANTING) Fuck you!
Ha-ha!
If you have 60 seconds, I’d like to talk about the one…
Yes. Sweetheart, I have a rare condition
I drink like a fish.
you'd have to get a penicillin shot
It was our next big move.
You Gotta Pump Those Up. Those Are Rookie Numbers In This Racket.
But there are very few Swiss laws which apply to your practices.
Good! Now Pick up your phone and start dialing!
What an idiot
I'm at a pay phone. What's going on?
Buddha I’m so so sorry for your loss
There's a smell, there's an attraction thing.
I's gonna be lates.
and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough
They don't know I exist?
Dear Matthew
Enough of this shit... will make you invincible.
You give me one shot here
And that's the thing.
Get the nudes
She's perfect
Whoever gets closer to the dollar sign...
on a new suit from our Stratton tailor.
you're a fucking dirty little birdie phil
- Instead of growing up. Yeah. - He will?
My friends in Long Island told me
Yeah, yeah, that's us. Hey. This is it. This is it.
You don't fuck with these guys
What are you saying? Who told you that?
through one rathole or another.
Empty credit cards! Empty credit cards!
Both military and civilian
A non-alcoholic beer. It's got no alcohol.
would be upwards of $60,000!
- Yup. - For what?
This, this is your penis… Sell me this penis
- I'm sober. - Jesus fucking Christ!
Duke it out! Hit him!
Moving on to number two we've got Asbury rants he has 23, Thousand Episodes. And he posted this episode called Bad Girl McGuire, and basically lizzy and Miranda. Parent apparently he must be grounded for something like that he watching on his lizzie McGuire's feet. With his girlfriend over.
Någon skriver i gruppen Brant:
Collateralized debt obligations?
Come on let's get fat get fat with me bro
Fucking digits.
She did? (LAUGHS)
I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few.
but the Duchess did have style.
3rd cup of coffee and I'm like
THE WOLF OF WALL STREET PART 1
Oh, who's this? Say hi, Rocky.
- A lot. - Yeah.
Kevin.
Yes, we would. Mmm-hmm.
Sure.
JORDAN: Word about us spread throughout Wall Street.
all away.
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- Please. - (GRUNTS) Bitch!
You get another brilliant Idea
just to look more WASP-y.
Wolfie
Let's integrate
Cocaine and hookers, my friend.
ROBIN LEACH: Anchors aweigh!
I just...
Subpoena? What the fuck are you talking about?
A woman who spends
Tens of millions of dollars at stake, you know.
to take me out of here!
Now Brad, as a successful drug dealer,
I'm available.
(TOILET FLUSHING)
Sort of.
I fucking hate you, Jordan.
- Wow. - Nothing. Not a stitch. It's like lasers.