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Mr. Belfort?
Okay. You know we've talked to several
Hard to learn to control the anxiety sometimes, you know?
- We are going down! - I got 'em!
Is chop fine, Captain Ted?
And you tell that fucking piece of shit,
Let 'em watch. Know what I mean?
I would, you know, drive it up to the country
It's NOT Q.E IT's NOT FUCKIN' Q.E!!!
I'm in it for the long run, you know?
You ever think about what would've happened
Get those fucking ludes!
And his girlfriend Mackenzie came back home when he walked inside and saw he girlfriend was there and he's also watching on the lizzie McGuire's feet and his stupid nigger.
They're fucking...
So he went to the lollipop club?
the only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more $veil
What do you mean, what do I do?
he'd become the Quaalude king of Bayside.
JORDAN: After 15 years in storage,
I'm not fucking sleeping!
I don't care who you are, where you're from,
You're looking at me like I'm crazy.
Pops.
Fasten your seat belt, sir.
let's run! let's fucking run!
JORDAN: You want to know what money sounds like?
Because theyre fucking addicted
Thanks, man. I'm gonna have a beer.
(BLUES MUSIC)
Of the two million shares offered for sale,
60 to 65% chance the kid's gonna be fucking retarded or whatever.
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
Hey Todd, tell your sister I was askin about her
What a Greek tragedy, honey! Oh, my God!
Sir, we need to ask you some questions.
I mean, her pussy was like Heroin to me
You got your fucking nice car,
Ramar of the Jungle, for Christ sake?
If you don't have the guts to attend Jordan Belfort's.
Listen to me carefully.
Well, if he calls you,
Whoo! What a nice day.
Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left.
Don't get behind the wheel of the car.
When BC says we're going to blue card in C.P. We're not fucking leaving
When its boatshow time!
Sell me this steak.
or did you just say what I thought you said?
Hey! Hey!
You get in there safe, all right?
Ah!
Jordy.
She’s gotta think about it...
All right, get the fuck off my boat.
I know. I know.
Jordan, this is my friend Naomi.
My slur phase.
I drove as slow as I fucking could.
Un de nous! un de nous!
Oh, my gosh. The Emperor of Fucksville
Enough of this shit... will make you invincible.
What's your name again?
- No shit. That's interesting.
Texas Instruments at 11 and took you out at 47...
I'm not fucking leaving!
StepUp & Dread Square Up Nigga
you know the attention that that fucking draws?
which is a crime here in Switzerland, if I'm correct.
ON FS SIGNING DAY!?
But I had eyes on me like never before.
Is this Rupee stablecoin regulated or are you guys...
- Fucking sucks. - Boring, right?
MAM
Hey, you guys want to take some lobsters for your ride home?
TOBY: Talk, you fuck, talk!
I can't call him, right?
Hey, uh, don't forget about my money.
he got picked up in some fucking shopping mall.
The Biden president
Please. Let me just sign the fucking thing already.
We require immediate assistance!
- Show them the shoes. - Okay. Yeah.
in order to pay for all the lawyers.
He Wasn't Supposed to be there and then he took the lizzie McGuire outside and then he proceeded to destroy the fuckin' lizzie McGuire and that what this episode is about
Renuncio, ya estoy aprendiendo a hacer trading.
I am so so sorry for your loss
Judy, I am so, so, so sorry for your loss.
Yeah, yeah.
He didn't want any part of us.
Let's fucking go. Come on.
is that these things gossip.
Fuck. Guys, act like we're working.
Is that jasmine?
It's been 35 minutes.
_
She's dead and she's not going anywhere.
So come to my seminar!
All my girlfriend's jewelry is gone.
Chop? We can fucking handle chop, right?
The result,
I put that money in there!
with this wild twist and jerk motion.
I'm really enjoying it.
And there's nobody stopping you from making millions.
My partner and I are very interested in renting out your garage.
JORDAN: But not a single Strattonite cracked.
When Netherrealm Studios didn't reveal the Kombat Pack Trailer at CEO
You fucking stink
Don't get involved. Go home to your wife.
it goes beyond just
Yeah, but babe. Look, look...
This Says it all! Like and follow to escape
Pond scum.
Yeah, no, I'm serious, too.
and he also agrees to wear a wire.
Howard.
You should feel happy you have a teacher in such great shape, huh? Wahaha
Crypto bulls telling there friends and family to buy yesterday Knowing they are down 40% in a 24 hour period
.
also told me that you are a straight arrow.
Let's go run, huh?
1,000 Retweets to get OHM tatted on his fucking arm
Monsieur ça va ?
I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich
Aero... Aerotyne...
to Stratton Oakmont.
What are you saying?
I could sleep through the entire flight.
To live like me.
NAOMI: What?
No, I want you to cooperate.
So that night,
Wolfie?
I want a divorce.
200,000 views in 52 Fucking minutes!
but we'd get filthy fucking rich if our troops got behind it.
and took you out at 32...
Good. Because that is what you are.
We're Going To Monaco! _
Wouldn't you feel better if you sold that stuff to rich people
and a $40,000 gold fucking watch!
ready to make my fortune.
PICK UP THE COCKSUCKING PHNE!
- NICKY: He's not with us. - ROBBIE: Friggin' Rambo.
A greed-fest,
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
What the fuck is wrong with you?
and get back to you in a few minutes
Oh, you're investing in Italy?
It's all right.
End of planning Ideal commitment
I'm gonna throw the shit out of this little fucking thing.
and weed.
How many times a week?
MANNY: You're a lucky man, Jordan.
We understand that, we do. (CHUCKLES)
How to recruit Bowman
Yeah.
through the financial wilderness.
I just want you to know that we might run into some chop.
Fuck you, USA! Fuck you!
and summers in the Hamptons!
POV: Two weeks into push season and Mrs wants some attention
where the fuck is my lo
It's a fucking prostitution ring, Zach!
Let's keep that in our back pocket.
So please leave us a message.
You're a fucking dirty little birdy!
Fucked up!
- I'm Dwayne. Yeah. - You're Dwayne?
I’m Thriving on pills
I'm gonna give you a fucking pass. Just give me the case.
or political party of your choice.
Hey, come on. Who buys this crap?
I got a little high at breakfast.
1 Green DVA Going in the HOle
We just use our words. You know?
You’ve never had one hour printing? She’s never had one hour printing
I do not recall that
O
Michael, I swear the goodness, you throw that TV. You're grounded. You're done. You're done!
It is perhaps the best thing
Yeah, thanks a lot, man.
And not only that, Donnie and I secretly owned
Jordan, you look great! You're in a huge magazine.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- countless dollars. - Mmm-hmm.
The biggest plummet since the crash of '29.
How much do you want to go for this time?
So he went to The Lollipop Club?
Are you going to listen to what I say or you want to watch everybody hates Chris or old spice bearglove or big fat sanoussi or tourettes guy or jd's revenge or Angry German Kid Plays Minecraft
The only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more
Yeah, you did.
Aunt Emma.
there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag him down.
the only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more $lp
Don’t you fucking dare
When you've hunted a hole all season and someone shows up on week 10 claiming it's theirs
I was still running Stratton from a yacht.
But it's time.
Listen to me. You piss up the SEC's leg,
Blair Hollingsworth.
- Stay with me. - Mmm-hmm.
- They'll do it. - We could do that.
They're fucking duds.
This case got dumped on my desk...
We like to get fucked up as possible During our business powwows
I can't believe that fucking guy. I wanna kill him.
Motherfucker!
It's an amazing pen.
in order to make bail.
you too can become financially independent
When the alarm goes off
- Where the fuck is it? - ...Rudy. What the fuck?
Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit. No?
What the fuck is going on out here ???
- All right? - Mmm-hmm.
Because you all deserve it.
Good gawd YES! This. So very incredibly this. I am in the exact same situation, I cannot access my old gmail, google drive, (with TONS of content) google docs, google play, (with MANY paid apps) or anything else tied to that email.
Say what you will,
JORDAN: Good.
something just came across my desk from GoTo
She pooped Look at her heinie
NAOMI: No, I've never Jet Ski'd.
The Negronis did cure cancer that’s the problem
NAOMI: Fine.
HEY LISTEN, I QUIT MY JOB THEY SHOWED ME LOCUMS
Hey, Bo, what's up, it's me. What's going on?
Life these days Cheeky with a chance of getting wet
What the fuck are you talking about?
Meat, sauce! Meat, sauce!
God, help me. How do I infect this girl?
Hey.
It's me taking no for an answer, you know.
THE MEMES GO ON
See, money doesn't just buy you a better life,
You’re a dirty little birdy
Thank you.
and weed.
They're not gonna dial themselves. Okay?
Taking ZBT Into the fuckiing stratosphere!
Oh!
She’s perfect
wearing those big clunky shoes?
(GRUNTING)
How many times are you gonna ask her?
Send in the stripees!
We were specifically advised not to leave the country.
Three!
IT’S 3 CENTS A SHARE, THATS $3! YOU CHEAP FUCK!
Family man. Honey!
Venice!
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
See what I'm saying? He's creating urgency.
who could fake Aunt Emma's signature.
Hey, uh, I'm looking for Investor's Center.
will be standing around with his dick in his hand.
Too much EJ Entertainment
And he proceeded to get pissed off, and her girlfriend came to leave because.
I will not die sober!
Sally, I Said Yes. OK!
Meanwhile,
When it’s 2AM and my friends are trying to leave the bar:
The ravioli did cure cancer, thats the problem
They don't give a shit about money.
Nicholas has told me so much about you.
Then they kicked his ass.
their mom, Dorothy, answers and she is so sweet.
They get together & gossip Keep ‘em outta your Kia
Moby fucking Dicks.
- Champagne? - Whoo!
Mmm-hmm.
Come on! Come on!
Steve.
saddasd
For work, what do you do?
(ALL LAUGHS) Come on, Kimmie.
- You okay? - Yeah, I'm all right.
I'm Swiss, I'm not communist.
If we needed to, I'm saying...
That's right.
JORDAN: (CHUCKLING) It's your wedding present.
crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries
JORDAN: You remember those ads?
Guys with sales experience.
My tingle phase.
Is this... Is this stuff regulated or are you guys...
It'll also help your fingers dial faster.
in the coming months. (LAUGHTER)
What about her family? Right?
This, this is your penis Sell me your penis.
that's handled to, like, you know,
Shitty Pal.. But I’m hanging in there..
and his merry little band of brokers.
(LAUGHING)
six cars, three horses,
to cooperate.
and be in New York in three fucking business days!
(DONNIE LAUGHING)
signed a document naming you as her successor.
JORDAN: (GRUNTING) Jesus Lord!
- Come on. - Call an ambulance!
to give a warm Auckland, New Zealand welcome
ATTORNEY: It was a long phone call.
she pooped she chewed her butt
- I'm scared, huh? - And by the way,
I'm making an honest living, you motherfucker!
Okay? She was three months behind on her rent.
You know howl like them. Straight up.
JORDAN: Listen to me. We're a new company with a new name.
Twenty-five grand to the first cocksucker to nail a bull's-eye!
- I got it. - (SIGHS) Okay.
But it says here this guy will show his cock. Yeah.
(WHISTLES) Fairy dust. It doesn't exist.
You think this is cuz you’re a fag? My cousin’s a fuckin fag And I go on vacation with him and his boyfriend. I fuckin love fags
When I was 24 years old,
She surprised me. I didn't even know.
When your friend ask your drunk ass “you remember anything from last night”?
(CLEARS THROAT)
Oh, God. (GASPS)
Lions Fans after San Francisco makes a 7:24 to 24:24 in 8 minutes
Moving on to number two we've got Asbury rants he has 23, Thousand Episodes. and he posted this episode called Bad Girl McGuire, and basically lizzy and Miranda. Patently apparently he must be grounded for something like that he watching on his lizzie McGuire's feet. With his girlfriend over.
Bail is set at $10 million.
HR when i deliver my best racist joke: Can you say that again?
than the most powerful CEO
before there was fucking sunlight. You understand?
Bring some of them chicks around here sometime, huh?
I'm sober for two years. And this happens!
No one's gonna fucking die!
Postmen, there's always postmen.
Has Brad apologized yet?
I Can Help You Watch Biker Boyz. Yes.
I'm not fucking doing it.
Yeah, Donnie!
You hear me? Fuck you!
Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out,
But what this trade will do is serve as...
whether you're fucking cousins or not.
You've never been on a Jet Ski?
TERESA: Yeah.
we set the initial sales price
Meyers Branch, The show goes on!
which started kicking in by the time.
Come on, baby, come on.
Naomi, sweetheart!
when theres no LO to get the t
You know who it is. Come on.
Yeah, I am.
it's good to give back. You know, there's...
JORDAN: Even though I owned 85%
Hey, Listen, I'm Gay
I got news for you.
And we're looking at a few... Maybe a few broken dishes.
NAOMI: Wave to Daddy.
The first name on the list was Donnie.
BO: Tell me where you are! Don't fucking drive...
Duh! Of course.
raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens.
smuggled in over 20 million in cash
and already a money-crazed little shit.
your wife's Latvian cunt, you understand?
Something about laundering drug money
We had a conversation...
you're gonna bring us two more.
That's why they gotta see your face.
Okay, let's do it. I'll do 4 grand.
me, when I take relative estimation to serious
for a very, very,
JORDAN: My wife, Naomi,
Yeah, yeah. French fries, pommes frites.
I 'd forgotten I was rich.
You can save the fucking spotted owl with money
Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark!
Yeah, but, you know, you start off...
more money than you know what to do with?
What?
HEY NICK NAME GET THE FUCK OUT!
five years ago, when I started Stratton Oakmont
Are you fucking serious? Right there?
(HUMMING)
Fuck them!