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I'm gonna give you my personal line.
like Don Johnson's in Miami Vice. Not red.
Sell me this pen.
and they have to fucking... Hello.
Captian Fucking Ahab
Why?
JORDAN: So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right?
You know, they got crazy.
All wrestlers are nazis
One last blowout for the gods
(SIGHING)
Was plane ich für meine nuttigen aktivitäten? Diversification
- I fucking love you, too. - I mean that.
about the stock market and Wall Street,
SKINNEEJAY IS THE LEADER.
Yeah, no, she's, you know...
And I wanna meet
He said that Steve Madden's unloading shares.
What do you mean, happy for me, sweetheart?
I sell SY $1’s and buy two racks of these right now
By 4:00 p.m., the market had dropped 508 points.
Come on! Let's go!
If you raise taxes, prices go up.
JORDAN: He's telling me to use a fucking rathole.
and then still function, still do your job?
It's because I believed in you.
Has anybody F****** Seen Dot!?!?
1 more tournament!
It's crazy out there.
Corrrrr ur badddd
Hi, Blair. Nice to meet you.
radar detectors out of their garage.
I been sitting here all night.
I mean, it's a 170-foot yacht.
Right.
Oh, fuck off.
if you drink a lot, they get you f'd up?
JORDAN: It was our time to party big.
(LAUGHING)
With that said...
Where are the ludes?
My decision.
The Cerebral Palsy Phase
So they're built for accuracy.
The only… Pavol Bushnev-whatever
On one like this, though?
would eventually come where I'd have to be moving on.
barring me from the securities industry,
- Yeah. Fire, here? - Sure.
We got Arncliffe International.
Aren't you married?
from my fucking sock drawer!
Get the Lou's!
Bed time!
That's my boy right there.
would cooperate with a foreign legal body
gvhjbknlm vhjbknlm bhjknliu uhkjk
- NAOMI: Where are we going? - Keep your eyes closed.
That's right.
Oh, God!
- I fucking love you, Jordan! - I fucking love you.
2 million views in 23 fucking hours!
years of heartache, not to mention
You've got a visitor.
Why don't you do me a favor.
Fuck off
STEWARDESS: Sit down. Fasten it.
“I’m aT ThE kOnTry KLub”
I don't know you.
cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine, well,
The only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more.
Because They’re Addicted
- Okay. - What do I always tell you?
Well...
She's hot
I will help him with his seat belt.
Till they choke on it and they buy
It's called cocaine.
Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
The thing is, this is their gift, okay.
Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust,
No, that's all right, Jordan.
PICK UP THE COCKSUCKING PHONE!
you feel anything? no!
Us at Liquido next week
When you get off the phone with the boss after calling in
shoving cash in your mattress.
Lass es krachen, Fabian!
- Please sit down! - NICKY: Ow!
What?
DENHAM: Talk normally.
Talk to me. Talk to me.
You give me a call?
who, it turns out, he'd been fucking
Oui.
But if you drink enough, if you drink a lot, they get you fucked up?
What a fucking burden.
All day long, decimal points, high frequencies.
THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS IN THIS GUILD.
The f**k does that even mean?
All right. Let's do 10.
NAOMI: Did you just come?
♪ Whichever way I go ♪
I'm just trying to buckle you up.
Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it?
Think about Teresa.
PIKE IT UP!!! PIKE IT UP!!! PIKE IT UP
Sad thing was,
I wanna suck you off
Oh, my God,
It was like 4 or 5 mil, something like that, right?
Saturday!!!
of over two dozen serious offenders
Welp, it’s week 3 and I’m getting desperate, so…
it's gonna be nothing but short,
(GRUNTS)
Steve's power is that he creates trends.
How to make clients feel
We are going to Monaco.
a minha Personal Shopper Ferraz
I myself, I Sugar Ray at least twice a day
You’re a father now
We’re gonna take Allison’s nipples into the stratosphere!!!
I gotta go fucking talk to him right now!
the Lemmon 714 was the Holy Grail.
I wanna fucking kill you!
- for the exchange of services. - Oh!
that you tried to get your broker's license
I’m not f*cking leaving!
And I love all of you!
(SCREAMING) Yes!
- Gotta be fucking kidding me. - Fucked up.
Right.
to get himself arrested on U.S. soil.
- What are you doing... - That whore from the party?
NICKY: We're here. We're here. Everyone calm down.
Number one rule of Wall Street.
perfect.
CORRRRR YOUR BAD
Afraid of Charging What EMS Is really Worth
(SIGHS)
It's not fucking real.
We boarded the plane just before midnight.
gold silver
If he comes in all fucking loopy and fucked up, I swear to God
No, I'm not fucking happy.
gets the most points.
better food, better cars, better pussy.
We should thank our fucking lucky stars this man is here!
You show me a paystub for $40,000 And I’ll quit neuro fellowship right now
I grew up with this guy and he betrays me like that.
You're not fucking taking my children,
What the fuck is EJ Entertainment?
if you come at me again.
in terms of his cooperation.
The name of the game.... Move the money from your clients pocket into your pocket
Those are rookie snow plunges in this racket
Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture.
And then, there were these rumors.
He's the only person with that many shares.
Sell me this monkey dish
I'm going to take this brief and shove it down their throat Until they f*ckn choke on it
Time for a jerk
offering up our latest IPO.
You don't Let them do that
- 50% commission, baby. - Ooh.
Cartage Corporation?
No one's fucking here, bro.
Okay?
Time to paint the tape. Whoo!
I'm sorry, what's that?
Take your suit, take your dick, okay,
I wanna be with the fucking Oompa-Loompas, like this!
Hey, listen. The only reason you're sitting in this limo
you're gonna be pulling up to a red light
I'm a stockbroker.
TO BE PART OF THIS GUILD. I MEAN..
So...
What do you pull in? 50, 60K? Something like that?
Fat shaming? On St Patrick’s Day?
Hey listen, i quit i just got on frat apes whitelist
Is this SBC stuff regulated?
Well, after all this, I finally got the message.
That is my name
What do you mean?
another weekend of degenerate behavior for the boys
(LAUGHS)
(FAINT CLANGING)
Jesus Christ, what are we gonna do
But it's not like what you think, or whatever, you know.
didn't even graduate.
Give me that goddamn phone.
It's a complete list of every person that was at my wedding.
Then he got depressed and killed himself three years later.
No.
Mother of god
The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit
I've never been a fan of the bee to be honest
I wanna be with the fucking Oompa Loompas like this!
But I had to take them just right.
Revolutions. You follow?
I knew how to spend it better.
about this Steve Madden IPO.
Jesus.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Walking into the laundry room and seeing the auto air freshner
when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner,
Well, how's Naomi and everything?
Lil G don't get boots bump
to drink while we're at sea.
Oh, gosh.
Capitan.
And today you needed to utter the words monYAY
That I promise you. Okay?
or the life of your dreams will sail right past you.
Till next time.
It's fucking good, right?
And you ordered all the fucking sides.
(GRUNTING)
Redundant sensor array
That's what I'm talking about!
I love Popcorn and Coke! Especially when its FREE!
No, no. We don't even need computers here.
She went poo poo She pooped
Lost access to the IDRAC web server? Pick up the phone and start dialing!
They see our ads in the back of, uh,
And they lock in.
You pay a couple million dollars in fines,
What if I could teach them how to sell to people with money?
I have no recommendation of that
But he didn't go along with us.
Well, he discovered it was the mother's sister.
—
Is this a great fucking company or what?
which could be set off by something
Whatsoever.
Four fucking times, Kimmie! Four times.
Naomi, nice to meet you.
I shit you not, it exploded
Just come up in people's house like that!
I've thought about it before. Who wouldn't, right?
JORDAN: Three times as powerful as anything available today.
Bye-bye.
- It's a pleasure. - Hello.
I fucking hate you
requesting information on penny stocks
The one thing I know about in this world is airlines.
Hey!
I'm not a cop anymore.
Where The Fuck is Rhonda!?
100,000 views in 50 fucking minutes!
N
There were more over here.
Can I get you anything else, gentlemen?
Dad.
- What kind of name is that? - That is my name.
Yeah! (CHEERING)
I just got a call from my cousin Betty.
Your only responsibility is to put meat on the table.
Yeah.
Hey, listen, I quit.
Fucking miserable pricks, I know you can't afford them!
You made 72 grand in one month?
You need more lunch & learns
(JORDAN SIGHS)
CAPTAIN TED: This is a fucking Mayday!
Pick Up The Phone And Start Dialing
Here you go.
- And I have some more. - Really?
I want to. That's not why I do it.
I gotta say, these Swiss were some sneaky motherfuckers.
I just want him out. Knocked out cold.
What the fuck is he doing?
BRAD: Get the fuck out of here.
in just a matter of months.
JORDAN: Get the fuck out of here. Fuck. (COUGHS)
I’m not fucking going!
I don't. Cut it out.
- that I've ever been on, I gotta tell you. - I bet it is.
He was supposed to deliver some money,
You gotta stay relaxed!
north of half a million dollars.
The name of the game.... Move the money from your clients pocket into your bosses pocket
you know I know everybody downtown,
(LAUGHING)
Like a loaded M16 without a trained Marine to pull the trigger.
So boring. I wanna kill myself.
Shit About You And Your Cousin Or Something Like That.
I have three different federal agencies looking to indict me.
into the fucking stratosphere!!
That's it. (JORDAN LAUGHING)
Hey listen, I bet NBA now
my life is fucked, you know?
U.S. Steel at 16, took you out at 41...
He's trying to rattle you,
JORDAN: My name is Jordan Belfort.
IT'S MILD FUCKING CASES
I can't seem to hear you.
- You're not gonna be a stock boy. - Why not?
Really?
DONNIE: (SLURRING) I was gonna give you 2 million.
I make one percent. Or I did make one percent.
Good for you little man.
- Fucking motherfucker! - Oh! Jesus!
It took 90 minutes for these little spider mans to kick in.
Last month. The Lollipop Club.
You sir Are a Grenada
Donnie!
I'M NOT FUCKIN VAXING!!!
Get the fuck...
Well, Bo Dietl's on the phone.
every 45 minutes calling the office, saying,
Like The Flying Wallendas.
without even a hiccup.
You get a free handgun
Holy shit!
And then precisely seven and one half minutes after that,
Don't get boots bump
Chris' tingle phase.
Tea? Yeah.
What are you doing? Hey! (WHOOPING)
Treasure map under wig wolf of wall street
You understand?
I'm married. I have a wife.
- NICKY: Hey, Donnie. - Yeah?
From now on, it’s nothing but short skirts around the house
- Fuck you, you motherfucker! - Shut the fucking camera off.
WQRWQE QWEQWE
(BARKING)
That's what I'm saying. I want you to open up more, Max.
How do I describe this?
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT
Empty credit cards!
Jord, what is that?
I don't fucking know any...
Aunt Emma could never carry all this by herself.
ALL: One!
IT'S THE WEEKEND & I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! GIVE ME MY MILLER LITE NOW THIS IS LIVING
Easy, easy. He's fine. He's just a nervous flyer.
$hold
TERESA: Oh, my God.
Gotta pump those numbers up.
JORDAN: It wasn't even a choice.
You want me to rat? Is that it?
You'll Fucking Be Stroking It And You'll Be Thinking About Money.
The infamous 11:50 Inverness to Palma de Mallorca
Ow! It's that slipped disc thing again.
some more information, just find out what he knows,
She's hot.
JORDAN: He's just warning everybody!
Including wearing a recording device,
to call this house on a Tuesday night?
I don't know!
No. What do you do?
Because I'm very easy to talk to.
Hey, Ma, we got chicken or what? MA!!
And you know, you know what you can do, Jordy.
For years, I've been telling you guys
- Oh, that was all us? - It wasn't me though.
I think it’s time you all get off my fuckin boat
One of us. One of us.
Monday Mott! Monday Mott Monday Mott!
Bouge Ton Cul… Move my ass
I was making that much almost every day
BEE-KAYYYY
What do you do, bro?
HECTOR: Excellent strategy, sir.
You know, those girlie magazines.
I'm gonna take custody of the kids.