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Tell him to proceed with the questions.
- Yeah. - I love it.
I'm looking for Investor's Center.
you're a father now, johnny
- What'd he do? - I don't know what he did.
be telephone terrorists
NAOMI: Okay. Sure. (GIGGLING)
It's my friend, Rudy. So I called Rudy.
It's a new world.
Well, I...
Well, I mean...
Why do I sense there's an offer in the air?
I got 5 fucking grand on the phone right now!
Adderall to stay focused,
--------------------------------Miguel Me----------------------
When I'm trying to convince lfg players to play ranked
On the phone!
Oh, fuck, I don't know what to do.
What the f*cke are you taking about?
I had finished my paperwork and I had a couple of minutes.
At last.
Hey listen I quit... he showed me this moonway thing
I wanna suck you offJean
it's up to each and every one of you,
No, I'm serious.
You ate 2 million?
You be telephone fucking terrorists!
What's the matter with you?
The biggest IPO in this firm's history.
a benchmark for future business, Kevin.
I mean that was the last time we ever have sex.
Why don't you bring me a pair of her panties next time you come through.
Exactly.
Till the next time, brother.
Understand, Understand, understand
Did he? Answer me!
Welcome. Was the traffic terrible?
Yeah.
Trade Recalls is America
I might only be looking at four short years,
- What? - Hold on, baby.
Don't know what a lude is? I'll tell you.
We are going to Ram the lMS down their throats Until they fucking choke on it
You know I don't believe in luck, right?
Fugayzi, fugazi, it's a whazy, it's a woozy, it's...
(CAR HONKING)
(RETCHES)
What does... What does an intern...
NICKY: Let him fucking finish, Hildy.
You want a beer, pal?
I mean, I got... I got nothing to hide.
Our PO committing to another topic when we know, that we don't have capacity any more
ARE YOU DOWN BAD PICK UP THE PHONE, START TWEETING
at the person next to you. Go on.
Ooh. Choo-choo train.
(CAMERA CLICKS)
Fish and chip, fish and chips
Actually, I was...
I know, but I don't drink. You remember?
Shut up and Squat
What the hell's all this?
On independence day?
No, they're not retarded or anything like that.
RJR! ONE OF US! GOOBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US!
Well, in that situation,
But the point is this.
You don't fuck with these guys
- Get off me! - Baby... Don't do that.
Who is she? (STUTTERING)
The bossy yet brave Cera is a three-horned triceratops. She "eggs" her friends on to show the grown-ups that they are big enough to take on big responsibilities. Cera quickly leads the gang into deep trouble in the sinking sands. The adults, who are always close by, come to their rescue.
to sedate Manhattan, Long Island and Queens for a month.
JORDAN: No, but there is a limit to what we can do with them?
- Dad, relax. - I'm getting this close.
Get out of here. What's going on?
Who the fuck has the goddamn gall To call this house on a Saturday night!
- Steve Madden. - Steve.
Donnie couldn't drink water fast enough.
Really, really great.
I'm never eating. Benihana again I don't care who's birthday it is
Damn it!
spent his winters in the south of France,
I made a decision not just to survive, but to thrive.
Cousin?
It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in.
If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock,
In fact,
getting ready to suck this guy off!
Every person you're on the phone with,
I will personally Give you a blowjob for free
We'll give you a hand with that.
But who the fuck wanted to live there?
I hear things. (LAUGHING)
Oh, my God!
Is she all right?
Go play, Rocky. Go, go, go, go.
Look at us, right?
Yeah.
you know, the founder of Benihana.
He said even if you don't get convicted,
I mean, I had skipped the tingle phase
Get the fuck...
How you doing, brother?
Pride.
I mean I have skipped the Lizzie-Land and straight to the Mackenzie-Land!
NAOMI: But we can stay for a drink...
Mr. Belfort,
- Jordy, look what you got here. - What?
All of a sudden, one week, nobody had anything down there anymore.
(ALL LAUGHING)
A boat maybe.
JORDAN: A million dollars?
Okay. Mommy likes to play games with Daddy.
like it's the last fucking time.
Right now, John,
take his fucking money and run home.
Oh, you don't love me?
And I love all of you from the bottom of my heart.
I ask them to judge me on my winners because I have so few
I’m not going.
- Monaco? Now? - Yes, baby.
What are you saying? What is it?
All you have to do today
the Lemmons had developed a delayed fuse.
JORDAN: Forbes made me a superstar.
(JORDAN GROANS)
No $#!£. That's interesting.
Bald From The Eyebrows Down
Not to worry, Jordan. Not to worry.
JORDAN: For three weeks, we sailed the Naomi through the Caribbean,
- with all the press and everything. - New loud guys.
Get them to want to buy the stock.
Right. What?
as innocuous as a ringing telephone.
Exactly what he's doing. Look at yourself.
Wow.
I would let that girl give me fucking AIDS.
But not before he rats out Brad's wife, Chantalle,
Well, this is fucked.
Come on, baby. Come for me. Come for me, baby.
I always wanted to be rich. So let me go back.
We accept them, one of us.
I wanna suck you off, Steve!
Where the Fuck is Nancy!?
Bush? Oh my god!
(LAUGHS)
Donnie?
do anything illegal.
Your rotting away in jail till your kids get out of college,
I've got a good chance of getting them.
and was trying to take advantage.
I'm gonna transfer you to my sales associate.
I'm NOT FUCKING VAXXING!
Monsieur comment allez-vous ?
Even the big Wall Street firms were buying.
Excuse me. I have to ask. Is that your real hair?
(DANCE MUSIC)
Family.
And you as well. I see you've already met the village asshole.
With Naomi, my Duchess,
Daddy shouldn't waste his time...
I can get a haircut! I can get a haircut!
- Ahh! - Shut up, you little bitch!
An IPO is an initial public offering.
Oh, baby...
when I have to face my problems,
Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment
Turn around, let's go the other fucking way.
ATTORNEY: Alden. That's a nice name.
maybe like tell him to pull his cock out
(ALL LAUGHING) JEAN JACQUES: It's a joke.
(CAWING)
Jordan, look. I'm watching the screen
I mean, we were literally putting clothes on these kids' backs.
stock manipulation, high-pressure sales tactics.
Not that they have a hell of a lot in common, but...
I'm sorry.
including the cost of refurbishing the entire 28th floor.
- I don't get it. - Neither do I.
Yeah, the FBI, they want a copy
which he is, on paper.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
You can use the pen
- It's a beer? - Yeah, with no alcohol.
- You be relentless! - ALL: Yeah!
JORDAN: When it comes to Quaaludes,
Well, I got to say, I'm incredibly excited
And what'd I do, Kimmie?
DONNIE: United States government wants to give me a subpoena?
I'm not leaving 17 North Park. . . .!!
Steve Madden was the name in women's shoes at the moment.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Late weights?
Just put the fucking car in park, you dumb fucking idiot!
Ah, yes, my morning ritual.
I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care who's birthday it is
There and then he took the J.D.'s revenge outside and then proceeded to destroy the fucking J.D.'s revenge.
The name of the game.... Move the money from the Market Makers pocket, into your pocket
People who don't sucker-punch people
Pond scum no more
You're able to do drugs during the day
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat.
But a U.S. rathole would never get
I mean, I tell you, our plane was like a pharmacy with wings.
(MELANCHOLY JAZZ MUSIC)
Right-o Jean that’d be great
You don't got shit on me, you hear me!
Getting into the donuts, I see
Oh, they made fun of us.
You wanna come up for some tea or something?
You were on the floor rolling around and shit.
It's intrusive, you know.
Coming off of bloated career years
I'm Jordan Belfort.
When your family ask you to leave the pipeline
FAST FAM CELEBRATING CHRIS'S RELEASE FROM INTERNET PRISON
Watch out!
It's them selling me, not the other way around.
Three days later, I filed for a divorce
JORDAN: I gave up everyone.
ready to knock this fucker out.
There were other things about him, too.
Get him off the phone!
Don't just sit at home,
is the brother of my mom.
It's about 90,000 people.
Andy Burnham's Election campaign Go North West Supporters
No idea.
Keep the clients on the Ferris wheel
NAOMI: Rocco, you gotta get over here.
Tootski?
- Are you kidding me? - Yeah.
JORDAN: But I needn't have been.
Give me a kiss, sweetheart.
Oh, you like it?
(LAUGHS)
(SHUSHING) DONNIE: Sweetheart,
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
and you just keep doing this again and again and again
I fucking like gay people. I don't like you.
Moving on to number two we've got Asbury rants he has 23, Thousand Episodes. and he posted this episode called Bad Girl McGuire, and basically lizzy and Miranda.
I want you to come for me
You Show me this PC for $1299 I’ll buy it right now!
If you’re gonna jeet your $wit stack early Then go get a job at fucking McDonald’s
[ inaudible ]
The Horseshoe
And Welcome to the Eternity Club
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
Your responses aren't helping me! I shouldn't have to deal with this!!
Aunt Emma is dead.
which legally speaking was a big no-no,
You like it, baby?
(NAOMI MOANING)
And thanks to Donnie, we were taking his company public.
And Cuchon Airlines is the future of airlines.
moved to even bigger offices.
but I promise they're really high quality.
We think they need to see their day in court as well.
Mr. Hanna?
You guys got that out of your systems, huh?
- I'm Nicky Koskoff... - Chester Ming...
that it felt like Antarctica in there.
That's right! I forgot.
Women's Shoes Women's Shoes
I heard some stupid shit. I don't know.
We're talking about whales here.
What do you mean, baby?
1,000 Retweets to get OHM tatted on his fucking arm
Daddy shouldn't ask dumb questions...
A fucking yacht?
- What do you mean? - You gotta go out back.
I mean, I know all the information.
But rich people don't buy penny stocks.
prospect: "we're all set"... it's all a fugazi, you know what a fugazi is?
What's going on?
In the Ope thread?!?
JORDAN: (MOANING) Come on! There you go.
We’re gonna take Allison’s nipples into the fucking stratosphere
I will personally give you a blowjob for free.
- Is she mad at me? - No, you know...
Seven acres on the Gold Coast of Long Island.
You people are all shit out of luck.
$430,000 in one month, Jordy, huh?
You don’t know shit about forest management
Texas +20 down your clients’ throats
Quit your bitching.
That would be... That's unacceptable?
- Really? - Mmm-hmm.
Space court. Space court.
(GROANING)
And you know something else, Daddy?
Just wait.
Like you said, There's no friends on Wall Street. Right?
she's decided to throw them
Put down The cocksucking phone
Let's fucking move! Let's go!
(SNIFFLES)
ED FUCKING HARDY
Oh, no. Thank you, though.
(DONNIE SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
until their client either buys
There and then he took the xbox outside and then proceeded to, destroy the fucking Xbox.
- Tell him about the sides. - I ordered sides, so...
- Oh, you like it? - Yeah.
Lol 60 years olds getting your texts
How the fuck else would you do this job?
But we were making more money than we knew what to do with.
Mr. Fuzzy Bear over there?
Afraid of Charging What EMS Is Really Worth
And in return,
(THUNDER CRACKING)
Oh, my God, I think he's choking, Jordan. Do something.
- Stockbroker? - Yeah.
I take your negativity and put it in my pocket
Live. Live. Hold on, that is hot.
Shit! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
(CHUCKLES) You know what? Who gives a shit?
On J6 day?
moving into key management positions, this place really
Go fuck yourself!
Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing!
Bang, bang, bang.
When I'm trying to convince lfg players to play ranked
Fourth floor.
No, I'm serious!
On Wipe DAY?! On Cocksucking Wipe Day!?
That's going to take this company into the fucking stratosphere
Yes, I will talk to your wife.
Shut it! Shut it! Shut it!
Turns out I have so much information
About that account?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
You're a man with large appetites.
Beni-fucking-hana!
You called Kamara the N-word.
I mean, I just met this fucking guy.
CLIENT: Sorry, uh...
"Mommy Is Just So Sick And Tired Of Wearing Panties.
Chris
Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter,
Aerotyne. Yeah.
have some guts. Make a decision.
When you get really good at it,
Karl Maloney is back in the UK
End of planning Ideal commitment
Nos tenemos que ir de aqui kbron Y ahora
Give us a minute, huh, ladies?
Oh, come on! You know what I'm talking about.
And then I end up being the schmuck
In. In. Shut that motherfucker.
Let em watch
You do recall it?
Do you guys not want to make money?
Sort of?
Sell me this ASM
It's 3 cents a share, that's $3!
I understand you wanted the whole wedding video.
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Like, this will take her like 50 trips.
When you ask a local shredder how to jump.
you have my money taped to your tits.
enough of this shit'll make you invincible.
I want you to take a good look
It's his first day on Collins Street. Give Him Time
Why?
and huge chunks of Steve Madden are being sold, okay.
with Donnie Azoff, I knew the day
Get the ludes! Downstairs!
One count obstruction of justice.
I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin
Redundant sensor array
trying to connect me with wealthy business owners.