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I could only imagine what a douchebag that guy must be.
On cock-suckin, mother-fuckin wild-card weekend?
Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
Like this! Okay?
A few words for your son?
I did a lot of bad shit. I'm going to hell, Jordan!
- Come here! - ...the phone.
DONNIE: Excuse me. Is that your car in the lot?
Now the one thing about Wall Street and this market is,
It didn't work out for her,
You build this hack, I'll quit my job and work for you
We're the new guy. We're the one
DENHAM: Hey, Jordan,
Smoking a big fat cock
They're wrapped in sheets. They're not buying shit.
in a condominium complex in Venice.
So I decided to reinvent the company.
That's it. Get the fuck out of here!
Good luck on that subway ride home
Hey listen i quit
I said... (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
that you can trust,
Like it's wrapped up or something?
Su Zhu in crypto
Up your girlfriends German cunt!
We’re gonna take Allison’s nipples into the fucking stratosphere
Get off me! I want a divorce.
- I do not recall any of that. - This Abdul...
Do you hate the cold? You got bills & want to pay them? Text 941-254-1898 Sunset Collision Bradenton FL
No way, baby, no!
nobody even knows you fucking exist, so calm down!
THE INFAMOUS 11:50 INVERNESS TO PALMA
My very own Vice President.
can be a jungle.
Turn your fucking brain on.
You can give generously to the church
(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)
We call the Verrazano Bridge the Guinea Gangplank.
You're gonna miss it!
She hates my fucking guts.
Yeah, Mommy.
There you go. Get your legs in.
We're the common denominator.
Right. (CHUCKLES)
Max, why do you hold it in?
You understand that?
No. We have two kids.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't understand. I'm sorry.
Do you make memes?
Look at yourself!
C.R.E.A.M dof.dk/naturbeskytter
Mr. Jordan Belfort!
You're kidding me.
Boom! Overnight, changed his entire life.
Moby fuckin picks
I hope you know that!
Please. Your little friend there, Brad,
$ATNF LT Bulls Know what we own
(ALL HUMMING)
It was ass-covering time. I had to hide my money.
I don't recall that transaction. You guys have any milk?
On opening day?
I would let that girl give me AIDS.
JORDAN: But as soon as he picked up the phone...
My fucking warriors,
Donnie, this isn't funny. You gotta untie me, buddy.
We pursue criminal activities.
You're able to make dank meme during the day?
Let’s Fuck!
This is not a fucking joke, Jordan.
A boat?
You're not pawning anything. Okay?
Firefighters, teachers, FBI agents.
You know what, you got a big fucking mouth, okay?
And so if I... If I...
Sell me that pen. Watch. Go on.
Assuming the account is under your name.
in their brand new Porsche
to judge me on my winners.
When BC says we're going to blue card in C.P. We're not fucking leaving
Get the Lou's!
one of Stratton's original 20.
Think about it for a second.
I'm gonna teach each and every one of you
- He'd hang up... - You missed it!
Seems perfect
Who gives a shit?
It's Goodbye From Them
I understand perfectly, you American shit.
My cousin is a fuckin fag and I go on vacation with him and his boyfriend. I love fags
ED FUCKING HARDY
JORDAN: They interrogated everybody.
Some of these girls... You should see them.
All these people dependent on me.
who does the looking. Exactly.
Who the fuck you been talking to?
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Bitte, Hilfe!
Sure.
What the fuck's he in jail for?
I don't even listen to it half the time.
They get together and they gossip.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, sweetheart, that's just...
need you to open up the briefcase,
She'll still be dead by the time
Go to a trading floor on Wall Street.
And what do you do when you're making
Jesse’s fault. Jesse’s fault.
One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together?
Let's take two more each.
Fuck off, Rocky!
You motherfucker, you can't get any at 44...
Daddy shouldn't waste his time.
whatever the fuck you say to him,
Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here,
needed a few penicillin shots so he could
Prices down? Getting a margin call? Good. Pick up a Shortcut & start deploying!
2024 부트캠프 함께 달려요!! You be ferocious!
But if you make your clients money at the same time,
- Lunch. Today. - Yeah.
No, I don't recall that at all.
I've been a Lotion man & I've been a dry jack man and i choose dry jack every fucking time
ice crunch stop
(SCREAMS) God damn it!
Your aunt, before she died,
You be ferocious!
- There were four right here. - Ugh!
I cleared my schedule and I rid my body
Who are you supposed to be, huh? Jack Nickle-Jew?
Shove it down their throat until they fucking choke on it
Oh, my God!
I wanna take a moment and tell you why Steve here is so
No, a pellet gun is gonna hurt him.
The bossy yet brave Cera is a three-horned triceratops. She "eggs" her friends on to show the grown-ups that they are big enough to take on big responsibilities. Cera quickly leads the gang into deep trouble in the sinking sands. The adults, who are always close by, come to their rescue.
Wow. A new world.
where they can be seen, and shut up!
How do you say rathole in British?
Cocaine, pills.
"Did You Just Come?"
What? What?
Bras Bras everywhere...
BOTH: Ah.
Yeah. Lick my twat.
I don't have a pen.
Fucking explain this shit to him!
And our case couldn't be stronger if we caught you
- Wow. - Once in the morning
Fuck!
And it's truly with a heavy heart
the flagship of Wall Street, called to do a profile on me.
If I fucking do this, I'm telling you right now,
Don’t fucking tell Kaleigh. It’s none of her business.
Happy dust! Happy Dust!
I am so so sorry to hear that
Well, not as of yet.
Jordan, what do you get on that blue chip stock?
you could go to his house, right?
Don't fucking dare throw that
Mr. Belfort has helped the government win convictions
When you are done University YOU'RE FREE NOW. YOU KNOW, LIKE. RUN FREE
No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids!
I think it's time you both get the fuck off my boat.
I want you to deal with your swing problems By giving me money
Mayday!
Under what circumstances would you be obligated
Hey, Rugrat.
What is it, babe? What?
I love you, buddy.
You are the shit. You are the fucking shit.
Thank God.
Go, go, go, go!
I do not... No, I do not recall that
He got locked up by...
you vicious fucking cunt, you!
Look, man, a lot of having a kid, or whatever, takes risk,
Fuck that mothetfucker
Those are rookie number In this racket
before we know what's going on.
You know who he is, right?
Paragraph 4. The defendant must not commit,
JORDAN: I held my bachelor party at the Mirage in Las Vegas.
JORDAN: Hello, John, how are you doing today?
Okay. Now I get it. Now I get why I'm...
No, I don't know. Some fucking country in Europe took a shit.
Okay.
I'm not fucking cooking!!!
Come on!
- I got it. - Well, listen to me.
Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing!
When your 401k finally vests but you realize… You still have to go to work today.
I fucking love you, WSB
Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck you.
top brokers in my firm next year.
who takes from the rich and gives to himself
- When did I say that? - You said T&A. It's T&E.
Bald Bald
OTTER: Yeah, like Buddhists.
How do you make money??
See that humongous estate down there?
Lane, this isn't funny. You gotta untie me buddy.
I’M NOT FUCKING QUITTING
Do you love her?
I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer
It's $189 a month - That's only $47 a week you cheap fuck!
You know, to...
That's fucking exactly what we want you to do. To rat.
But money was stolen from my apartment.
I had a little bit of ice cream.
but they couldn't charge me.
Oml u had one job
Now let’s knock this motherfucker out of the park!
Of course, yeah. No, of course.
It turns out, all the FBI really
Learn to relax and let go and...
You tell me you’re getting on, I stop working right now and come play with you.
Now, as the firm taking the company public,
Are you fucking serious right now?
Very British, you know. She's a classy lady.
fucking shit!
- a conversation right now. - What am I, your secretary?
And welcome to Stratton Oakmont.
not a scratch on me or the car.
FUCK DEMS
Oh, my God. Take it off!
and I want you to ram
You know who travers is.. cmon.
And I go on vacation with him and his boyfriend. I love fags.
Okay. Damn It! I got it. I got it. I got it.
SELL ME THESE PIPES
His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they?
I quit my job right now And I work for you
Sorry, I have no recommendation of that.
Anyway, how's Stratton? That's more important.
after all these years, huh?
- And that kind of stuff. - That's funny.
MEDDPICC, MEDDPICC, MEDDPICC One of us! One of us!
Now 'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime.
Got some pasta, shrimp, lobster.
I want to stay married, Dad, but...
We got the SEC in here.
Me, the little man?
JORDAN: You gotta speak English.
You're so sassy with me
Just as Brad was released from jail to
What are they saying?
That's why I love you. You think of shit like that.
We're gonna be friends?
I have to talk to you.
I'll cause the biggest fucking scene
is to position yourself now before the settlement.
$22 million in three fucking hours!
ALL: Scalp! Scalp! Scalp!
Did you see that?
Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off. Yeah.
They're bald from the eyebrows down.
(WHISPERING) Get the fucking ludes.
1 Million views in 4 hours and 56 fucking minutes!
MARK: Holy
Why not?
(SIGHING) You know.
There and then he took the Kaylee Asbury's boots on and then he proceeded to destroy the fucking goddamn Kaylee Asbury's Boots on.
Thanks for following!!!!
When we arrived at the prison,
Explaining my Pipeline It’s Fairy Dust. It Doesn’t Exist
Your office and your home.
or that I didn't kill anybody else.
Te gusta puchy Si dame papi
Think about it. You're dealing with numbers.
If you agree to the divorce right now,
You have a biscuit or something like that?
Here's what we do with subpoenas at Stratton Oakmont!
Under Donnie's leadership,
- Of course not. - Okay.
Yeah, yeah. Just trying to light the fire here.
On Jackie Robinson Day? This is what you do?!?
All nuns are lesbians.
The Kimmie that I met didn't have two nickels to rub together.
- Good for you, little man. - Little man?
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
100 SALES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 100 SALES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the only problem you're gonna have
this case is unloseable.
- Slovenian. - Slovenian?
This way we become the underwriters.
- Is that right? - No, no.
Hey, Jordan!
Yeah, man, of course.
I have an entire line of lingerie.
Let ‘em watch
adfa
I need you to get dressed.
(SOBBING) I fucked up! I fucked up so bad!
ROBBIE: You want to see the Wolf handle this?
I don't want to get personal, but they're okay?
SKYLAR: Mommy!
He's an agent with the New York office.
Fucking cheap fucks.
No, technically I didn't bribe anybody.
Oh!
for shit that had nothing to do with me.
is also a crime in Switzerland.
Yes. We're absolutely devastated.
1,000 Retweets to get OHM tatted on his fuckin' arm!
Hey, Ma, we got chicken or what?
You gotta pump that sens up! That’s rookie sens in this racket!
Yeah, there's like a 60%, you know,
Thank God Aunt Emma didn't need too much convincing.
You want me to come for you? Huh? Yeah!
National Weather Service: Florida residents must evacuate! Floridians:
Todd
DONNIE: Hey, Paulie, what's up?
You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. You hear me?
Wolf of Wall Street "No, no, no. My Ferrari was white, like Don Johnson's in Miami Vice. Not red."
- No? (CHUCKLES) - Who you been talking to?
You remember anything from last night?
They're gonna need to send in the National Guard
לך תזדיין לך תזדיין
subpoenas started flying.
Stock boy. What do you think?
(HOOTING)
It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest
I don't love you anymore, Jordan!
the Mary Lou is actually the same