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I pictured myself as the Julie Andrews type,
- Is this too tight? - No, it kind of feels good.
Don't follow me!
the right fit for Kendra.
- I... - No.
- Please, please, please. - I was gonna put on makeup,
- It wasn't me. - I found a box under Kendra's bed,
- and your dad was gonna go shower, hopefully... - Please, please...
But now that you did, you know what I have to do?
She's pretty scary.
Zeke, I'm scared.
Well, we do have that rule in our family.
No, more this one. Here you go.
I was hot and new once. Now look at me.
But I'm still drinking a lot of wine.
No more like people who like people
Mints, gum, lotion, tampons.
or else he gets all sulky.
Oh, no, girls, stop fighting.
Mom, can I please babysit for Catherine tonight?
I was... thinking of somebody else...
No, more like people who like people
Pretty good spot. No one looks under a bed.
- 'Cause it's from the trash. - Or don't.
I-I don't want to be that guy.
"Kendra's secret stuff. Not letters from school."
Okay, a few times at a few restaurants
So, what do we do now, call her parents,
Julie Andrews wouldn't call any parents.
Where is she?
I-I-I just got to go find my waiter.
Okay. I think she went inside.
♪ In a restaurant, bum bum. ♪
It's all my fault.
on my new business venture. Here's my flier.
so that settles that.
♪ Bad at being a nun, but great at having fun ♪
Are you sure you're ready for the big show, slugger?
Okay. I mean,
We're good to go. I'll see you at 7:00. Bye.
Right Tammy Ugh
Why would you? Hmm.
And our food's still not here--