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I know, I watched lt. I know it by heart.
The neural pathways are set, so it's hard for people to change.
Well, this definitely was another way to go.
- Nothing. - I'll see you soon.
you had me at hello
Who's coming with me?
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I gotta pour her coffee
The songs, the chocolate...
Whose coming with me
I love your son. I love your son! I brought Denver to $20 million! Denver deals with me all the time!
- We don't need a camel. - It's a Camel Chevrolet.
- And I just... - Shut up!
Dont. Ever. Stop. Fucking me!
33 agents guiding the careers of 1,685 finely-tuned athletes.
You had me at "free lunch"
Oh, Jerry . ..
Let's just call this next road trip what it really is:
- My condo was devalued. - You don't have to explain.
Penelope's like— You think we're fight and I think we're finally communicating!"
Can't you be loyal to your brother? Get the hell out of my house!
You had me at bohemian rhapsody
This is Jerry Maguire. Those manuscripts...
Help me. Help me... help you.
That was really great of you, this morning.
That's a mistake.
uh excuse me but everyone's problems are oakley's problems whether you like it or not danielle! and janine is worse off then you! after all you've been drinking jack daniels on the train for years.
I lost the number one draft pick the night before the draft!
I lost the no1 draft pick… …the night of the draft!
Jerry, you’re reaching
All Heart
I go back a long way with SMI.
We did it.
And? I… hate white people??
Do you know your name?
You see this jacket I’m wearing you like it? Well I don’t need it because I AM CLOAKED IN FAILURE
You're hanging by a very thin thread, and
But that's why you love me, right?
SHOW ME THE.... ....SCRIPT!!!!!
SHOW ME THE DATA
I’m glad we had this talk
I'm going to a meeting right now to talk about you.
You were in the lobby... with the black fella.
There's no proof of anything.
LUCK!
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Kofi: Where’s Ronnie?
Liz Fernandez, You are not a loser!
Bye.
Because... I'm back.
Not some 1 read quarterback that bitches!
All they do is ignore me. Always have!! … Always have.
You had me at “low effort”
Indio, California. Art Stallings. Check out what pure joy looks like.
I'm in love and I can think about it. Hi, Nora. I'm Desiree.
You’re loving me now aren’t you? Very much
- We're getting married in February. - You'll stay married forever.
You need to start your life, not cushion the fall for him.
I came all that way just to walk the lobby.
You're Militant, But I Ain't Mad At You...
Did you know that Bees and dogs can smell fear
I know about celebrity endorsement.
I don’t wanna hear your cryin, Garick. I don’t wanna hear your ‘Na Na Na. I lost the Lakers and Kawhi and %#!
who's filling in for kathy hillary? tammy mcdonald.
We'll stay afloat. Don't leave.
.
But from second and one they've gone to third and seven.
Tidwell held onto the football, but he's still down on the ground.
Towel? Naw, I air dry.
- Do you have to tell me everything? - That's what intimacy is.
To put yourself out there like that, so nakedly.
You had me at chocolate
Not this time... Not gonna do it!
Wishing you "LUCK"
I began writing what they call a mission statement.
"Goddess of Rock Climbing, would you marry a klutz?"
When the stock market recovers
Errybody Cheap, 1-ply TP
I introduced you to your wife. We've spent Christmas together.
What
- Why not? I deserve that. - What if I'm not built that way?
Everyone at nurses station checking their phones...............
See the Reebok-ad down there. Where are my endorsements?
Happy Monday Facebook
Show me the vaccines!!!!
Why don’t we have that kind of relationship?
I gotta pour the coffee
You are my ambassidor of #COM
I've got to get the bonus
Show me the humidity!!!
No heart?!
I'm too strong for you, loser¡
- You love this black man. - I love the black man!
Towel? No, I air-dry.
YEAH YEAH SHOW YOU THE MONEY!
He had a meltdown. I've talked to Doritos about you.
pisses me off!
- I've got to go to bed. - Thanks for listening.
Jennifer Schultz, Thank you
If you've tested positive, quit doing blow.
I'm the guy you don't usually see.
.
I handle the lives of 72 clients and get 264 phone calls a day.
Call me sentimental, but the fish are coming with me.
Trying to keep a man. Not me, I'm trying to raise a man.
You had me at David Draiman.
The problem is, like you were saying, the biorhythms.
- I love black people. - I love black people.
Call waiting. Who could be calling me now?
This one. I've got a 24-hour-a-day reminder of Roger for my whole life.
I'll tell you how I'm doin' - I'm sweatin', dude!
Do I know everything there is to know here, Tim & Eric?
- Let me fix this. - Good idea.
.
I think, after this, she's gonna have to take that job in San Diego.
Your mother had to sweep up to pay your tuition.
- How do I spin this? - Honey, it's spun!
- It's true, It's terrible. - I used to hate women.
we are so very, very back
No heart?! I’m all heart, motherfucker!
No I’m not Terrance Howard
who's filling in for carlan porti? ashley gallagher.
Good luck.
- Did we go over everything? - Yep.
It's an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege -
There's no proof of anything. This guy is a sensational athlete.
I went to see this so-called black film the other day.
I didn't shoplift the pooty.
Pootie
Honesty
I love black people !!!
I'm the oldest 26-year-old around. How do I look?
I'll be the first to admit, what I was writing was touchy-feely.
It was the oddest, most unexpected thing...