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when your long lost witchy auntie hugs and kisses you up
No more Mr. Nice Guy
And to them...
[SYNTHESIZER PLAYS MELLOW MUSIC]
...and the workmen and those very nice, unshaven young people.
I'm the only big fish left in their little pond.
Regrettably, the word is foreign to me.
Hey, you're not invited. Um...
the father David so desperately wants and deserves...
Oh, sweet glories be. Whoever you are, fear not. I will not harm you.
And your boyfriend deserves to boil In hells everlasting sulfur
Worth every hour I spent posing.
Septembari 29, 1985
...I'll destroy you.
[WILLIE MUTTERING]
[GUNSHOTS]
Forgive me. My name is Barnabas Collins.
It is you !
Oh, yes, I almost forgot, the family that can do no wrong.
ELIZABETH: David, this is Vicky.
You're the only ant I couldn't...
...I killed your mother and father.
Hmm.
For the entire town, of course.
DAVID: That's Vicky.
He's not staying with us forever, is he?
BARNABAS: Angelique had cursed me to be a vampire...
You obviously mean Vicky.
Where is the female coat attendant?
What's Manhattan like?
I'm going to give you a choice.
Promise me that this...
And this is how you repay us?
Fear me not, drunkard.
Are you absolutely certain?
BARNABAS: As our business grew, the town of Collinsport grew with it...
Angelbay.
All of you.
WOMAN: What's that man done to Angie?
But he told me to keep everybody out.
Interesting. I don't know many people who take business meetings...
My great-great grandmother started Angelbay...
Hi, pumpkin.
...that it sickens me to my very core.
One of the real important ones from way back.
MAN 2: Think it's a gas main?
Firstly, I do not come seeking money.
DAVID: Carolyn.
You're weird.
Septembari 28, 1985
...begging me to make you mortal again.
And my favorite bit about Lucy is her crazy, crazy red hair.
Carolyn...
There's only one way.
I have a contract...
[IGGY POP'S I'M SICK OF YOU PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]
I should warn you, Barnabas, there's a slight chance it won't work.
He's coming.
...I shall have to kill you in a most unpleasant manner.
Come, Barnabas.
New York's a trip, huh?
BARNABAS: Do they not?
It's really you.
[THUMPING]
To you.
Sick of hanging around your pad
Get out of my house.
- ...to keep you from fighting. - My God, you're right.
ELIZABETH: A what?
...and these days, that's a desperately rare combination.
I promise.
That's heavy, man.
And I'd be willing to bet...
VICTORIA: My own family sent me away. Swept me under the rug...
I have urgent need to be human again.
Carolyn.
Give it some time.
For most of my life, I've wanted a place where I belonged.
They throw happenings.
BARNABAS: Oh, hello!
Tragically, to no avail.
Medically, psychologically and physically, he's fascinating.
The Collins family took you in, bestowed their sacred trust upon you.
...money might grow on trees where you're from...
[OVER PA] All right, everybody, go on home now.
All right.
What have you done to my daughter?
A new life, far away from that pain.
But do you think me too weird for a woman of this...
...to whatever punishment awaits...
Someone offers me a piece of gum Hath my scent offended thee?
Hey.
...or sheep.
Where off Route 9?
all the hearts I could have broken