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Well, turns out there's not that many Banais in Valencia.
and they can't make it after all.
Banais of Valencia are the least of my concerns.
'Cause my family's gonna adore you.
Okay, fine. It's my fault.
- Hi. Hello. - Hey. Hi.
No, it's okay.
Yes, but he is a yummy ladies' man.
Uh, no, he's cute.
- Hi, babies. - The angles... hey.
A baby.
Would you maybe help me with the seating arrangement
- Yeah? Are they nice? - Yes.
I didn't even want to invite these people,
- but he wants to go out with you. - What do you mean?
How are you?
Yeah, well, I was kind of a slut for a while.
That was a first.
- bring them out in public. - Go on.
like maybe Tinder up a bloke and get laid?
This machine is amazing.
We can.
or unless you absolutely had to,
"You can mother my dragon anytime."
- It's a re-branding thing. - Right. Of course.
What does that mean, even for me?
Okay.
- I'm so sorry. - No, no. It's okay.
I could've told you that was gonna end in a disaster.
It's a termeh.
- the small talk thing. - You can talk to me.
Okay, you're still upset with me,
- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.
We're using 'em as click bait,
or should we do mini dong dongs instead?
Put mortal enemies together.
every time you look at that thing.
- Phoebe, that was eons ago. - I know.
Let her know that you want her involved.
and... oh, it's a setup.
Evening, Doc.
Can I offer you a hot cruffin?
- I know, I know. - Okay.
Getting laid.
It's okay, Phoebe.
and Lily is not a kid anymore.
They're like mini-showgirl legs.
Have you ever seen this much shrimp before?
to remember the wedding by.
This is...
Hey, do you have cable?
Okay?
It's not complicated.
- Thank you very much. - You're welcome.
So what a relief.
That was lovely.
- And thousands of angry women's days - _
It's a complication.
You realize that when they start disappearing on you.
There's a lot going on for both of us.
I know usually the mother of the bride gives it to her daughter,
The thing is that I just... I barely remember my mom or Iran,