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I mean, Jesus, what a mess.
And a sexist.
Hm.
***
I'm ashamed you were ever inside of me.
- I am done here. - Hmm. Not me.
We want to see you at gallery openings and fashion shows.
Okay, um...
that it's better to get off my ass and deal with her stress,
I lied.
That looked abrupt.
Hey, how do you know Dr. Harris?
Oh, not unless my work paid them to be here,
Okay, well, maybe she's coming on a little bit strong,
Fine. Will you and your Tinder man
No, right.
Hey, how was it?
- What happened? - Driving lesson disaster.
When did you see her?
I'm inviting him,
You do know that I'm... I am writing?
It is, and that's... here's what you should say back.
Um...
Why? Because you didn't respond.
Shh, the kids are sleeping. Calm down.
Champagne Nights.
Oh my gosh, what is this?
Um...
and my dates have to be fake, which means involving nice,
All affection and "Let me be your mom,"
for the cherry.
Let me tell you something. Marco did you a favor, okay?
Oh.
He figured it out in, like, ten minutes.
Thanks.
She just told you?
Wow. Right? My honest truth to you is
Well, now that she's off the Abby train...
All right.
Had a few pre-game cocktails, milady,
- Hey. - Hey.
Two minutes.
It does, but it's also good for your story.
Is that the...
No, no.
- Jake, I'm not done. - No, hold on one second.
- You look... - Nope.
So how is Abby?
- Damn the consequences. - No, you're not...
- He's a boy. That's it. - That's fascinating.
- It's my family. - So let me ask you this.
Hey, it's... I know.
Nobody, thank God.
Just open up your mouth,
I think it's time for you to say good night.
Okay, but this is also my baby,
I'm afraid not.
I know that you didn't think they were your kind of people
I need to digest.
Oh, Iran is such a beautiful country.
We should talk.
Um, I'm gonna say a while.
What a great start for you two.
Oh. He is such a ladies' man.
And I got a new pair of shoes,
Such a rich culture.