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Let's roll, cos.
That was like third quarter 2012.
I'm here, supporting a friend, doing some gay stuff.
When you was at Harvard, did you ever get raped for failing a test?
What the fuck?!
- You're gonna show me you can get hard! - I'm gonna show you!
What do you want me to say? Really baby, you want me to say that for you and you'll forgive me? OK fine. I'm a Cliff Huxtable pussy-lookin motherfucker!
I taught myself how to keister.
Martin didn't do as well. But he learned a valuable lesson too.
- Do you want some?! - Oh, fuck!
Shit! Okay.
According to who?
Except you can't vote, ever.
Oh, shit!
I'm sorry. My name is Chris. It's short for Christmas Came Early This Year.
- Answer the question. Is my eye twitching? - It look fine.
Your time is up!
Most of them. Yeah.
He wouldn't even last in my school.
Because me not getting this loan is a problem.
I just gotta figure out why he's going to San Pedro. That's the only thing I don't know.
Yeah, Russell said you'd be by.
It's sticking right out of my head.
Okay. All right, man.
I like his hair. He's breathing on you.
But if I could choose a dad...
Gosh, me neither.
My husband when I return from my 6 week postpartum check up.
You need to do something that's really gonna help him.
Happy Valentines Day !!
James! James!
- Take the Yankee with you! - I'll go with you!
Hold up! Oh, shit! Wait, wait, wait!
When the Walmart robber asks how I got a gun in
Keep calm? Sir. Sir. Can you...?
This illegal, unlicensed gun.
I lost everything! Fuck you!
You are not going to like what happens in practice on Monday Roland's big & tall menswear
- Done. - Oh...
Oh.
Cut it off. Get it out of my face, man.
Fuck you, King!
Come on. Come on, let's go.
This right here is my prison readiness program.
Hey, I don't want him.
...and join America's most elite.
You cannot have it out! Okay well now you made me cry
So you gotta shake that fear. I want you to go and punch that big-ass dude in the mouth.
Peter piper ate a bag of pickled dicks
And because you rock my world...
Right now, I'm thugging. This is thugging.
- I love you too. - All right.
So, mothers Be good to your daughters too
Who showed you Boyz n the Hood?
Fuck off Paul You Bitch
Oh!
They be fucking in San Quentin.
Brad Brad sacrificing his Knees and Throat. JUST SUCK IT
Down the hatch! Heh.
Okay. Come on, this way.
Because if this isn't, this is the worst nightmare imaginable.
James, this is sick. You gotta be crazy to think of this.
You remember. You know.
Are you hard? And can you handle yourself?
Let's try this. What's that place where your leg bends?
No, he hasn't.
Transfer 100 million from my client accounts.
Watch and learn, son.
- Okay, you should really get rid of that thing. - Gun!
Aw.
In Scotland, they're referred to as chibs.
- Did this motherfucker tell you to lie to me? - Russ.
With what Ricky did and the ticket...
It will be our pleasure to repay you for your many kindnesses.
Sana yardım etmemi mi bekliyorsun? Sana ne öğretmem gerekiyor? You Expect Me To Help You? I'm Supposed To Teach You What?
Im Going to Fuck you up mr james
You pull that out on the yard, somebody come out attack you, they can do this to you.
Mm-hm.
I mean, technically, I am right now.
hey guys hes in there
- We gotta go, Mayo. - Bye, baby.
Yeah, no, my cellie used to hold them all the time.
Stop. Stop. You don't have to eat like that. You're on furlough.
I'm gonna suck your di... Your di...
Me when Pam pulls up to the house after being away from each other for 8 days.
Prison is like life distilled to its purest form.
Okay, I may have lied to you about going to jail, but I did my job. I got you ready!
I apologize, James. What do you want me to do?
- Grr? - Put it together, though.
I guess you got hard, Mayo.
James King. Protestant.
Look, you're gonna find you someone, man.
Aah!
Hug, motherfuckers!
Oh...
- Stop. - Is this motherfucking...?
Who the fuck are you?!
I'm gonna punch you In the fuck!
A strip club isn't a home office.
Yeah. That's good. I love the fact that you're listening. I love that.
One of those pieces of pizza will be thrown in jail at some point during it's life.
No, no, no! She's not done. She hasn't finished yet.
Pekala, dur. __Beni Eğitebilirsin. All Right, Stop. -__You Could Train Me.
Ain't no gyms in San Quentin.
...where they're murdering kids. Murdering!
Peter pecker ate a bag of pickled dicks.
Bu Nasıl Önlenir How To Prevent This
- Put it back? - No. No, no.
- That's great. I'll tell the others. - I'm just saying...
I've got a state-of-the-art gym 40 feet away.
GO TO BED MYA Goo Goo GAGA
I got it.
Hey...
In this truck, the N-word is perfectly fine. Just another word right now. Go ahead.
Watch out.
You're so good at it, sweetie.
I mean, she's the daughter of a convicted felon. She's strong.
...and that's what inspired me to write this song...
And sew up your old ass!
Hi.
Where'd that come from?
Let me ride you. Let me ride you into safety.
So it’s Jarred,….No
Makayla, what...?
I love it.
Statistical analysis is what I do. Here's the deal:
- This San Quentin! You understand me? - Okay.
Man, give us a second.
- Aah! Aah! Aah! - Come on! Get him! Get him!
I'm so glad I hired you. This is just what I need.
Let go of my face!
I can't do it. I really tried. I just can't! You have to train me.
- ...how do you know I went to prison? - It's simple.
- Please! - It's the hood.