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- Oh. - Everybody gets the dick.
- See you tomorrow. - James. James.
You going down.
- Hi. Hi. - Hi.
- Whose tits are these? - They're my tits.
I just thought you could use some company.
That's a mad dog.
Me, my man, Ricky, and Doughboy.
Survival.
Where did you put...? That was in your ass. That was in your ass.
I did not do the things they said I did!
I speak French. I'm not fluent, but I can...
Sex Fuck you
So you're gonna go and kill somebody, James? Huh? Have you lost your fucking mind?
He loves putting me in the hole.
And that I am no Bernie Madoff.
James, seriously?
Ready, mother...? Ready, mother...?
I'm blooding in. Crenshaw Kings are gonna protect me on the inside.
Because it's my job to prepare you.
Of course not.
Well, welcome to the club, Jimbo.
Everybody, step aside!
I don't want it.
- You're like a 6. - Thank you.
All right, break it up.
I just wanna say, thank you, James and Alissa, for making me...
Any sort of contact with the clearing house, the traders...
Tis the season....
Ain't no kind of. They are.
Katie Batiuk
Are you ready to get hard?
Yes!
I hate the knee.
- All right, stop. - You could train me.
Russell and his friends, they're different dudes.
Well, you couldn't get him to take the plea deal.
Oh, God.
And I'm a businessman.
...that you're not afraid to fight back. Get used to fighting. See those guys over there?
I don't even give a shit.
Merry dickmas!!! Santa Cock
- Hey, ése. - What?
I did end up getting six months for carrying an unlicensed weapon.
I was over there, and I was touching all those shanks.
Rule number one: You always be on guard, okay?
Alyson brie get hard
You're in my world now, bitch!
You look good, James.
For fuck sake Young Gordon why ca
Remember this bracelet that crooked lawyer of yours gave me?
Okay.
Are there any French gangs?
- Before you get mollywhopped. - Okay, Darnell.
Surprise!
Look at his face. He looks like he's getting fucked right now.
Daddy's working on it. I love you.
I mean the small, small kinds
Better luck on handling yourself!
It's okay. Put it back. God.
- This is where I need to get out. - James! No! No!
I told you, don't freak out! You freaked out! God! Wait...
Hey! It's Darnell! It's Darnell!
I'm sorry. That's why I'm asking you to...
Pretty much. Good as new. Let's roll, Mayo.
Stock market is gangster. Take what's yours and fuck the other guy, right?
What the hell? Where'd that come from?
It's me.
- I'm not doing anything! - I'm about to whoop your ass, white boy!
Yeah, well, I'm not totally giving up. There is time.
- Oh, God! - You drove it in a little deeper.
- There's gotta be more of us than them. - There's not.
I see you survived.
Shonda visited me every day.
Listen, listen, I got some explaining to do. James!
You are not going to like what happens in practice on Monday Roland's big & tall menswear
...how would you like to make $500 just for telling me what prison was like.
He shipped me off to boarding school in London with the Murdochs and the bin Ladens.
Okay.
By my calculation we should be well outside the county line.
No, it's not a compliment. That's not a good number. I'm like a 9.
Mayo and Fudge.
I'm glad you like it, sweetie.
Yeah, yeah, like Lil Wayne, right?
Uh, James.
You've reached the mailbox of Martin Clark.
- On a yacht! - I'm so sorry.
Maybe I should start with a baby at higher reps.
What is this shit?
You...
That's perfect. That's perfect.
Baby, all we have to do is keep saving.
Oh, my God.
Hey, your dad never went to jail, okay?
- Mm-hm. - Heh.
My life's asshole is fucked!
Okay, starter! Heh.
I'm rolling.
No, no. Like, the beginning, the beginning. Like, the first day of prison.
No, I'm not complaining because we have yet to have any sort of interaction.
- He'll never put two and two together. - No, stop it!
Help me!
...but that's what happened.
I'm happy to see you too, big fella. I'm happy to see you.
- Tonight will be our night. - No. Tonight won't happen.
I can't believe this is happening to me.
All I'm saying is that when life puts a dick in your mouth, you make dickade.
Dickapedia! Why do you care?
Oh, God!
Music!
What the fuck are you knocking over the bike for?! Run!
You making me mad, motherfucker!
Help you with what?
*gets threatened*
- It's what he wore at his last runway show. - Oh, Lil Wayne.
Sorry. It's part of my training.
I could pay you.
We'd need to get a hold of the master records...
Thanks for everything.
Matter of fact, call me the N-word. But say it like you mean it, though. Let me hear it.
It's fucking beautiful!
- Okay. - Ha-ha-ha.