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I love you fucking baby I love will Ferrell
Aren't you supposed to be a predatory lender? Then prey on me!
Exactly. Thank you.
...that you're gonna be somebody's bitch. Ten years of this:
Shit!
Motherfuckers!
Great. Then you have a plan for success.
In other words, liquidate two bricks of cocaine and park it right here.
It's docked at the port.
A black man just came in with a flamethrower, just like you always knew would happen!
...and I can't wait to be married to you.
Sir, I'm just saying, your ad says, Bad credit, no problem.
Ain't no way you're making that much money without committing a crime.
I love it. And I'm like, I'm not gonna kill you.
This is delicious.
What?
It's a good luck charm.
- There's a lot of them. - Yeah.
Just me, that computer...
They seem kind of racist.
Hey, everybody!
Okay, uh...
I said, You go ahead. Live your life. I'll tell them it was me.
You're the teacher.
Promise me, Spider! Promise me!
All right? People look at what you have...
No, I mean the house.
Run, James! Run!
No, this house is a shithole!
They fuckin at Ubisoft
The gun! Grab the gun!
Ma'am. Okay. I couldn't tell.
I'll gonna put your di... in my mouth. I'm gonna give you he...
- Oh, sure. Ha-ha-ha. - There's nothing I love more than making money.
Do like we used to do in the yard.
- This is your fault! - What?
You point at him. I'll point at Martin.
I'm not trying to appropriate your culture.
So hard.
Mr. King, that is...
Merry Dickmas
I think we've talked enough tonight.
Shit!
That's it? My fingerprints are off that easy?
I have to leave the country!
- This is nuts. - Okay. I don't get what's nuts to you.
You think I like it?
You look a little nervous. First time holding a gun?
Well, the fact that you went to prison.
Very suspicious of outsiders.
You didn't know? Yeah.
His yacht.
For too long, wealthy white-collar offenders like you...
I've taken millions from them...
- No. - Four...
Oh, boy.
Mr. King, please. I feel like you just haven't given me...
Darnell!
We taking the evidence that you framed your son-in-law with, sick son of a bitch.
Fuck cock!
While I got you out here, I just wanna... I just wanna talk to you for a second.
And I can't read your mind
...think about the type of money that you'll save with this investment.
Thank you. Bye.
I'd better get back before lockdown or Cecelio will put me in the hole.
But don't start crying when you drop me off at the dorm, because then I'll start crying.
Murders my favorite
She probably on her knees sucking somebody dick in the back seat of a truck.
I'll help him.
Too late. He done tagged the next guy in.
- No. - Yeah.
You ever seen 100 women get wet at the same time? Watch this
Save me!
So what reason did you give him to assume that you went to jail?
That, with a simultaneous relaxing of the sphincter.
It's the size of your dick.
Oh, I wouldn't worry.
Spider, you're up.
So the idea is that I make a face that conveys the fact that I'd have no problem hurting you.
X
Go suck a dick.
- I already cut off my ankle bracelet. - No! No.
Yes! Thank you!
- Who's Darnell?! - You are.
Alright… Who is Keistering the weed into Mexico
You don't want it. So what? Why can't I be happy?
I run over there. I'm running, I'm running.
Me shouting at momo
There you go.
They fucking in San Quentin.
Doughboy's like, Come on, man. Get up. Let him be. He's done.
Marines when they remember they belong to the United State Navy
Thing about Ricky, Ricky was special, because Ricky had the ticket.
The key to survival in prison lies in the following simple questions:
Prison school is in session, bitch! You already failing.
You watch your back on the yard.
Are you the king? How much money you gonna make today?
He had the ticket!
My name is Leroy!
- Fucker's got a yacht? - Mm-hm. And an island in Cape Verde...
...that speaks to all different types of people.
Get on the ground! Get on the ground!
And that the jury will put aside their bias and see the truth:
Now, before you say anything...
You: No! I don't want any more! Stop! That's enough.
What the..?! How many motherfuckers live here???
I get up.
I know. Can you fucking just keep your head...
Watch this.
Rule number one:
Don't give me reason to find you again. Either of you.
I totally feel fine.
- I don't know how I'll ever repay you. - Oh, come on, man.
- Stab. - I'm dead.