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Mayo and Chocolat.
The devil in here, bitch!
- I'm sorry, what? - And to those who say jazz...
- Alissa? - Shoot her.
...who've made an opposite prediction on the market.
It reminds me of my humble beginnings.
You have 30 days to get your affairs in order.
- Dad! - Take the plea.
What are you doing?
I was being black.
Yeah, James!
...we gonna be dead-ass serious about you.
suck my dick bitch
You walking in there, they're probably gonna think you a cop off the bat.
Goddamn! Ten years?
When you go in playground fill They all be friends but you
I mean, camouflage and cheetah print, that's straight out the gangbanger's handbook.
We'll find out what he is.
But you get protection from us, we got rules.
I've been washing your car for two years now...
Hey! Step aside, FBI! Back up!
Call me grand daddy because..
I came up with that.
- Yes. - Phew.
Fuck!
That's also your only chance of survival in prison...
Come on, man.
It's a Brazilian martial art.
And next time you wanna store some fraud shit, get an iPad.
You looked good out there, my big strong fiancé.
Don't you mad-dog me, James.
...and an $8 million loan from my father.
...is based on our own decisions. It's simple as that.
Russell! Excuse me.
Me and Doughboy come around, we see Ricky on the ground.
Come on, James.
Lights!
I'm gonna get so hard! Because I'm gonna show you how hard!
Absolutely.
James King, exit the building and surrender to custody immediately.
I have a wonderful idea. Why don't you come with us?
- Really? - Yeah.
You made my company $28 million today.
They hung up.
I don't want that.
James, now there's still time to get everything you want.
When TIP wants to Sniff that Ghetto D
- Be my white knight. Save me. - Don't get your hopes up.
- Okay, how do we get it? - Martin has the original copy...
Who I fucked!
Yeah. We're alive.
Someone let me out!
Not even chicks. Or dudes. I fuck anything.
d d
But don't be fooled by its beauty and grace.
I've seen Boyz n the Hood.
No, that's horrible, man. Anger. You gotta show me anger.
- I'm gonna put it in my mouth. - Yeah.
You gonna have to do a little better than that, James.
He's a negro lover. You take him.
You will no longer refer to this area as a tennis court. From this point on, this is the yard.
You fuck your mother with that dick?
I will, Shonda.
- Okay? - Okay
Now, I heard a crazy story about you. This guy James King?
Just get your ass out the car and go in there, act hard.
I mean, you wanna raise a family in this house?
Let's just run away! Some place that no one would ever think to find us.
No. You're right. You're right. Those are the months.
When you're on the inside, you don't hang out with the niggers or the spics.
- It's a real pleasure to watch you work, sir. - Thanks, Leo.
Don't you, Mr. Popular?
You're gonna have to work harder than you ever worked before.
We was just some boys in the hood.
- You all right? - Yeah. Come on.
Merry Dickmas Santa Cock
- Take whatever you want! - Let me see that!
And somebody just graduated.
It just, like, jumped out, man.
I almost sucked a dick because of you!
No, it's okay. A lot of people get confused by that.
Hey, I gotta go, okay?
- Darnell? - Yeah?
I told Doughboy I'd take the rap.
He'll be choking on A mouthful of balls
That's what we do!
No! I don't feel comfortable with that. Let go of me! Leroy is going to be upset.
...for $30,000.
You know, and to think it all started with this.
- If I get more phone time. - Hang it up!
All I’m saying is that when life puts a dick in your mouth, you make dickade.
You going to San Quentin. There's 100 percent chance...
- It's Nazi titties! - And they're huge!
I've been pushed around for too long.
You know, to get respect from the other inmates.
Mayo and Coffee.
- He ain't complaining. - You should get tested.
- Come on, dear. - Hey, watch it!
Good job, guys. We're all working hard today. Mm.
Come on! James, you need to focus.
Oh.
Great.
No! I'm not even wearing khakis.
Play something!
I told you, Carlos! Keep that shit over there on your side!
Capoeira must never be used unless capoeira is required.
James, don't do nothing stupid. Just dress casual.
Mother... Shit!
Crenshaw Kings for life, motherfucker.
That's the magic of compounded interest.
- Heh. - Thank God we won't be needing this anymore.
Keven Hart in Get Hard Nazi lady Boobs!
Two kitchens.
What? No.
- Hello. - What's all this stuff?
- I miss her so much. - What the fuck are you doing, James?
James. What's going on here? What the hell did you do to my boat?
You ain't got to do this, man.
And I am, I am. And I think I'm open to it now because of our talk.
You gotta go. Okay. Bye.
This is terrible foreplay. Come on.
- Dress casually. - Blackface.
Either way. So if I die, Martin's going.
I didn't even say it. I was saying two other words.
I was in nam And I fucking loved it.
They're passing me this sticky icky.
You really don't need...
So let's let that go.
Merry dickmas
Young lady.
But is being right more important than friendship? Huh?
What is that? I love you! I was playing!
Gringo, you take you and your dirty bitch elsewhere.
Darnell, why don't you tell him about that time that that white lady came and adopted you...