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So why are you telling me this?
...not...
It's as simple as that.
They got him...
Get a beer with me.
How?
I looked it up. New Mexico says all I need is a note from a doctor.
- Why? - Because it's moronic.
- Oh, my God. - Look, these two...
Anyway...
Just lying in a hospital bed getting sponge baths from nurses.
A meth-head you're trusting to do this?
Nothing we could do but pass her to the EMT's, put him a car...
...invested it in the car wash you helped run.
Okay to use your bathroom, right?
...in the 4700 block of Eighth Avenue late last night.
What about people on crutches? Maybe I should be in here too.
We have a bet?
Tomorrow.
Besides, what if someone comes in?
No. I'm in this bed for a reason.
...and now it's our product they're selling.
Swearing to God he's gonna leave her alone.
Just trying to do the right thing.
What? No. What is that? That's hearsay. Do you have any proof?
No, now listen. I know it sounds risky.
Oh, yeah? That's great.
...if the husband were no longer estranged.