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He's in recovery.
Order a fucking bull shot, will you? Do me a favor.
Sometimes how it feels coming in late to debates. “ this is fucking priceless “
Czechoslovakian guy.
- No, no, no. - Look, it's just, you know, come on.
No.
- Daddy! - You miserable fuck!
The Vespa scooters came in.
He almost committed suicide because of it.
- Oh, shit. - You still got your canned peaches there.
So people just get a free pass? The whole world?
...is Janice Baccalieri, sister of reputed New Jersey mob boss, Anthony Soprano.
I can't even think about it.
Thinks she's gonna meet some old, lonely widower.
Sandy, Sandy. What does she do?
- Son of a bitch. - In fact a terrorist could even use...
That? That's not a bill, that's a beak.
Your cousin didn't whack Joey.
I was goddamn mad they were drinking on the job, I'll tell you.
Come in.
...than the one that they used to put the astronauts on the moon.
I was on that tree until 3:00 in the fucking morning.
Okay, let's stick to the subject.
- Hi. - How you doing, hon?
- You couldn't play fair. - I'm not the one that wanted it!
Sophia, go to sleep.
Oh, shut up and get out of here.
And here we are again.
You don't remember where?
The Johnson brothers.
Where did we start off?
- I think... - My stepkids do that all the time.
Suddenly, no Vespas.
If the shoe fits...
- How do you like it now, bitch? - Help!
Hey, no negatives, you
Yeah? Should have seen him when I was little.
Yeah, yeah, take it easy. Take it easy. Take a walk.
- What'd you say? - That's why you gotta live for today.
He had the hiccups for, like, a year.
When I tramped through the stickers and found them...
Doris, can't you keep Billy's bike out of the driveway?
Because that's the song you named Harpo after, right?
- Hey, Tony. - Hey.