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[WHISPERS] Jess, no.
- If you go lay some sweet game on her... - On your mother?
[SCHMIDT SIGHS]
- I got it all day. - I could do this all day.
- Give me that baster. - No.
That's awesome. Keep going.
- Yeah. JOAN: Oh, sorry. Really.
Who's gonna speak out for us? The voice of the NFL, Steve Sabol?
JOAN: Jess?
- Give me a hug. I love you, sweetie. - Love you.
The vampire falls in love with a regular person. It's the same thing.
...and confirm our intercourse?
Then I dumped her because I was, like, "Whatever."
[SINGING] Every time I try to tell you The words just come out wrong
Yes.
It was a brownie. I wasn't allowed to eat chocolate.
- A classic julienne. - Marine Corps Cook of the Year, 2003.
- A hug ball. JESS: Dad.
Joan, I just wanna say that I'm really happy that, you know...
I thought... I... I thought everyone knew.
You're gonna be eating two Thanksgiving meals, so starve yourselves.
Like, whoa.
It happens all the time.
Jess.
- Hey. - What's up, man? Winston.
You're texting your father?
Just tell me the truth. Did you drive my van?
I know she did.