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All I had to say was Happy Birtbday But I said Hark!!
Would you like to buy a Christmas wreath?
[AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS]
If you don't give her exactly what she's expecting...
I said hockey stick.
...dreaded the thought of receiving Christmas gifts.
Sure. I sold my whole comic book collection to get the money.
Guess what, Chuck. Disaster time.
There's a play on words here, you see?
I hate being a sheep.
And he compared himself to a partridge being hunted.
That’s great Earth.
Yes, ma'am, I sold my whole collection of comic books.
To take passengers to cotton production states Like Louisiana, Tennessee and Texas.
[THUD]
Pony
[CHATTERING]
There is a momma in a box! Oh.
I'm practicing my line for the Christmas play.
I'm not a cheapskate. I just don't have $25.
All your lines.
If I don't do it, no one else will, and he'll never exist.
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
Hark.