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I think you still really love Monte.
I know I've had a couple of those.
I don't know where he thinks he's spending his nights, but...
Just afloat on the sea
With pleasure. I really feel sorry for that poor girl.
This bandana by Donna Karan is blue for Crips, red for Bloods and only costs $75.
I haven't actually seen it yet, but we had our best guys workin' on it.
I don't know who that is anymore.
How can we repair all the damage we inherited?
Excusez-moi.
I don't know. I have no idea.
- Hi. - Hi.
sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.
Okay. All I know is he went back to Chicago alone.
Oh, please, no one gives a shit right now. We're starving.
Why are you suddenly acting like a jealous girlfriend?
Try at something for once in your life. Do something about it. But you know what?
And you say
The sky about 10 minutes before it starts to rain.
Till I'm going, going, gone
I mean, I mean, you amaze me!
Laney,
- Yeah. - I'm, like, ruining your whole life here.
I was really gonna be something by the age of 23.
Troy who? What was that name again?
and has real, you know, quality
Oh, come on. Isn't there some statute of limitations for embarrassing incidents?
It's cool, Troy. You can stay.
Here's the deal.
The Big Gulp. Because, see, now listen.
maybe... Probably dying of AIDS.
and there's five pairs of his boxers I've just washed unknowingly.
When all I want is you
My Lord, I saw on TV
Michael, Michael, Michael! I really miss you!
we will continue our short but happy walking tour of the career of Troy Dyer.
I'M MANAGER OF THE GAP I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THOSE T-SHIRTS
No bed of roses
I'd really consider using a microwave.
Baby, tell me that my love ain't good
If I don't know where to go, I'll get there.
Why can't I get just one screw
He's not a yuppie.
The old manager tried to kill herself by eating a whole pot of poinsettias.
Okay, I dropped out of school before we got to that, all right?
And the guy, the court jester, dies all by himself.
I hate it. I just thought that they would freak out over your tapes,
- Where were you when I needed you today? - Uh, I should go.
It's the only thing I really learned in college.
he remarried six months after the divorce.
I'm late for a jean-folding seminar. Let's locomote.
This man, does his name start with the letter N?
refuse to work an 80-hour week
I win the big commitment cook-off and you just run away?
Honey, all you have to be by the age of 23 is yourself.
Okay, everybody. It's a special night.
You're oddly, oddly attracted to me. It turns you on.
A flannel for my face
- Laney? - What-y?
And I thought what I felt was simple
M-M-M-My Sharona
No, you amaze me!
Lookin' for tomorrow
Michael, I don't...
'Cause if you do, let's get this out.
They're of the I just got laid variety.
Lelaina, I'm sensing you're in some trouble.
Irony, uh... Irony.
My dad, my dad,
And then I die.
I don't know.
I mean, my best friend?
What is your glitch? My Glitch?
Um...
You don't want a BMW. Tell him, Lelaina!
You try to give away a keeper or keep me 'cause you know
Oh! Right through the heart.
I might do mean things, hurt you, run away, and you might hate me forever.
- Oh, God, Troy, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. - No, it's... No, it...
- No! - Done.
I'd like a career or something.
- And you? - Well, I, um...
Your bravado is embarrassing.
Come on. It's for my documentary.
Do you ever wish you were a lesbian?
Oh, would you two just do it and get it over with?
I put on your note card to get your own expresso.
Boy, okay. When I made this thing, I kind of made this promise to myself
- 140. - Nope.
Okay, great.