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Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water?
Yeah? Well, let her say that to me.
But you know,
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona
- ...and it slipped my mind. - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
How'd the big premiere turn out?
All I want is you-ou
a couple of smokes, a cup of coffee
- That's a two-parter. - I'll allow it.
I'm manager of The Gap. I'm responsible for all those T-shirts:
Oh, I thought Hey, I can leave, I can leave
- Good Morning, Grant. - Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! I had no idea!
It's your show. And I just...
Who decides
Just think of all those starving children in Africa that don't even have cars.
- I don't think so. - Did he ask you to go out or to hang out?
Ooh, my little pretty one My pretty one
Didn't you get my espress yourself memo?
She breaks my heart again and again, but, uh,
I just came back from New York with the tapes that she made.
- Lelaina. - Here we go
Mom, Dad, I'll take the BMW, until I can afford to buy a regular car, okay?
Right, right. Well, I mean, I guess, you know...
I don't know if now's the right time for us.
five years old.
- Uh, it's transitional stuff. - Ahh.
Who told you that? Your psychic partner?
It was probably my fault anyway, and I'll get in trouble, and I don't...
Tell me it's not true.
- Hello? I got cut off. I'm sorry. - What the hell happened?
Well, I guess it's about time for me to give you your graduation present.
I don't want that. That's not what I'm talkin' about. I'm talkin' about a...
- They liked it? - No, they like psychotically loved it.
We just put some titles on, shaped it a little bit.
- Your gas card. - I'll pay that bill for one year.
we can get at least one on you, Sam.
- You can forget it. - Come on, Grant. That is incredible.
This is Rose Kelly and I'm in Inglewood with Strollin' on Chrome, please introduce yourselves Yo this is C. Stone representin Compton and South Central, this is B.B. representin Inglewood, this is Rico Dane representin Oakland, this is Chad Jasper representin Hollywood
I been locked out
Then last night we had snow reports in Utah.
Sábado de... en La Bruschetta
Um, but, uh, um... Are you religious?
Ms. Pierce, do you have any idea what it means to be a cashier at Wienerschnitzel?
They're just videotapes, right?
- J.J. works in the chicken shop. - We did that.
Don't do anything. That's not nice.
Radio is all instinct, Lelaina.
Hesitate
I've been getting a razzing for being bald and I'm a young man.
It's got four wheels. It runs well.
To a philosopher? It's just, uh,
You will be for me I will fight for you, yeah
- Oh! - I'm sorry. Someone else is in here.
Okay, it's just too psychotic in here now.
Self-esteem for Parent and Child.
The faddest gangsta trend will increase your piece.
- Because of Michael? - No!
He needs a place to stay until he can find a new job.
- just the two of you? - No, no, no, no. It's...
Yeah, yeah
just like him.
At 8:24 in the morning?
The word vivisection, a staggering understatement.
Lelaina Pierce.
The gut. It's all in the gut.
In Your Face TV.
-Ethan Hawk (Reality Bites, 1994)
I don't want to get married, 'cause I see how my parents are,
But guess what? I'm a human being. We're human beings, people.
Frank's party. Sammy Joe?
What the hell is your problem?
Now you can call your own personal psychic anytime, 24 hours a day.
Pay phone outside always amazes me.
'cause this guest has quite a history in politics.
green-colored paper that floats in and out of his life like snow.
all about your best friend, Troy Dyer.
And we all love her. I love her.
Well, I'm through with the whole wank-a-rama.
Dude, I'm in trouble.
But I always seem to come back again
Troy, aren't you excited?
What happened to your normal clothes?
You're not. And you're not dying of AIDS.
- Where are you? - I'm in a phone booth.
Well, 'cause Mr. Brady died of AIDS.
I'm Buddha on the mountaintop.
and there Bryant Gumbel will be, and he'll say,
Yeah. Yes, yes.
I will walk out of here when that happens. You watch.
- Then what good are you? - You're a pathological optimist.
All right, fine. You don't want to work? Fine.
I'll know when you come back to me
- and they're all depending on who? - Me?
I think the moment has been appropriately captured.
I'm just a bill
It's not like I had a hysterectomy. You know, I got fired.
I don't even think you realize what you've done.
90s Insults Just Hit Different
The moment where your laughter becomes a cackle.
- Oh, totally drunk. - It would have been a poetic experience,
I'm concerned with self-esteem.
And when he found out that he had cancer, he decided to bring me here,
There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but no secret handshake.
But I'm in the real world and I have ideals also.
It's not even happening to me. It's like I'm watching it on Melrose Place.
I have to tell you some... thing.
so, um, that kind of ended up being me.
How about when he sneaks his laundry in with ours?
- You guys better not be inhaling. - Hi.
You see, Laney, this is all we need,